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I hate the fantasy genre


Put a stop to fantasy?  

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  1. 1. Put a stop to fantasy?

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Yeah.

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By the way Star Wars is fantasy.

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Has anyone mentioned that star wars is fantasy yet?

 

 

Does Star Wars have:

 

 

- Pesudomedieval setting? No.

- Elves and orcs? No.

- Dragons? No.

 

 

 

Thus, Star Wars is not Fantasy in any real sense.

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Starwars has:

 

- "Knights" that run around poking their noses into others business. Using melee weapons and magic powers to take out characters with NPC classes.

- Enough effeminate near-human races to fill a book

- Dragon men.

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Has anyone mentioned that star wars is fantasy yet?

 

 

Does Star Wars have:

 

 

- Pesudomedieval setting? No.

- Elves and orcs? No.

- Dragons? No.

 

 

 

Thus, Star Wars is not Fantasy in any real sense.

 

Pesudomedieval setting: Jedi Knights

Elves and orcs?: no, but 'pigmen' and such :-

Dragons?: yep, I know even two races of them

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Nay, only the ones who moderate the KotOR 2 side of the fora.

 

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Does Star Wars have:

 

 

- Pesudomedieval setting? No.

- Elves and orcs? No.

- Dragons? No.

 

 

 

Thus, Star Wars is not Fantasy in any real sense.

 

What makes a story fantasy is not the miscellaneous drivel such as elves and dragons, but its central use of magic. The Force is the magic of Star Wars. If you take away the magic and not the technology the story of Star Wars would not function but if you take away the technology and placed in in a medieval setting the overall story and themes would remain unchanged.

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But since Star Wars is set in a future universe with high-tech robots, spaceships, aliens and lasers, its not Fantasy whichever way you want to twist it. The prime criteria for something to be classified as Fantasy is that it takes place in a sort of pseudo-medieval mythical fairytale world.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Don't bother trying to outknowlegde Kaftan. He doesn't budge, even if you are right. The whole genre thing is all balls anyways.

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kirottu said:
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It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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But since Star Wars is set in a future universe with high-tech robots, spaceships, aliens and lasers, its not Fantasy whichever way you want to twist it. The prime criteria for something to be classified as Fantasy is that it takes place in a sort of pseudo-medieval mythical fairytale world.

Actually, it's

a long time ago

in a galaxy far, far away

^_^

(presumably also a parallel dimension where the laws of physics are suspended and the bollocks laws of Space Opera rule supreme). :-

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But since Star Wars is set in a future universe with high-tech robots, spaceships, aliens and lasers, its not Fantasy whichever way you want to twist it. The prime criteria for something to be classified as Fantasy is that it takes place in a sort of pseudo-medieval mythical fairytale world.

 

No, the prime criteria for a fantasy is magic and how involved it is in the central theme of the setting and story. Such as would you consider Harry Potter fantasy even though it doesn't take place in a medieval fairytale world? It takes place in quite modern world. The same thing with the Shadowrun setting. Sure it has all the techno doodads but magic is what shapes the setting therefore fantasy.

 

The problem with that is the high tech gear is irrelevant to the primary themes of the story and setting. In Star Wars its all about the Force, all about the magic. Its about the Black and White view of good and evil, which is very much prevelant in fantasy literature, regardless of tech level.

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Judge Hades on the nose there.

 

Bad fantasy is like everything else that's bad. It's bad.

 

Personally I'm sick of stories about late twenty something women.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Personally I'm sick of stories about late twenty something women.

That must mean the Valentine's date has matured into a full-throttle neck-deep-in-romantic-comedies relationship ... :-"

Personally I avoided the whole movie thing and just took Lindsay to a dance... :D

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theres a sea of sad excuses for "art" featuring chainmail bikinis on elves...  and still it just keeps on commin

 

It believe the last word is actually spelled with a u, but that section is actually the good stuff even though it do seem to be a bit to self-aware of the sex of the majority of gamers...

 

But by fantasy you are actually just referring to AD&D rhombs? (I saw how SW was discarded)

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Personally I'm sick of stories about late twenty something women.

That must mean the Valentine's date has matured into a full-throttle neck-deep-in-romantic-comedies relationship ... ;)"

 

Eh? I got dumped, brutally.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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