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The Star Wars movies are always great, I love Return of the Jedi, the Star Wars movies are my favorite movies of all time.

 

Wait...you claim to be Christian, yet your favorite movie is Star Wars, not The Passion of the Christ.

Heretic!

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I've been watching the Ken Burns jazz documentaries for a class project. They're pretty great all and all.

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is one of the funniest B-Movies I've seen in a long time.

 

Right up there with the Cheerleader Ninjas.

Caddyshack. :lol:

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I watched a History Of Violence last night. It was alright, although I wish that William Hurt and Ed Harris would have had a little more screen time. They were pretty entertaining.

 

Hopefully today I can watch my pirated copy of King Kong

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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I can't be that bad, can it? Should I watch Magnum Force instead?

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I really enjoyed the beginning and the end of King Kong. Everything in the middle got boring pretty quickly though.

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I can't be that bad, can it?  Should I watch Magnum Force instead?

Magnum Force is a good movie, as any of Clint's Dirty Harry movies.

I saw BASEketball last night, I wouldn't recommend it unless you like slap stick humor. :)

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BASEketball is the best! I'm going to rewatch it tonight.

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BASEketball is the best! I'm going to rewatch it tonight.

There were a few hilarious moments but really i just watched it kinda bored waiting for something funny to happen again... :)

 

I haven't seen anybody mention one of my favorite movies of all times, Clockwork Orange yet, go see it if you havent! :)

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I watched Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.

 

Let's just get this straight: During filming of Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, no one was hit by lightning. During the filming of The Passion of the Christ, the actor who played Jesus got hit by lightning. Twice.

 

You be the judge of which movie angered God the most.

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It's not like he died. That was just God powering him up. Like... uh... Billy turning into Captain Marvel.

It's not like he died. That was just God powering him up. Like... uh... Billy turning into Captain Marvel.

:blink:

 

SHAZAM!

Personally, I don't think that was a Shazam moment, but whatever floats your boat.

 

Also, I'm watching Godfather tonight.

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Personally, I don't think that was a Shazam moment, but whatever floats your boat.

 

Well there was lightning in the end, right? :blink:

 

EDIT: shazam does not equal zing.

Edited by Surreptishus

Yes, but a simple Zap! or Kazaam! would've sufficed.

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You all should really watch the Passion of the Christ, it shows what the Lord Jesus, my and humanitys savior did for us, he died for us so that all you have to do to be saved is except the Lord Jesus as your savior, he gives the greatest gift of all time so freely and yet so many reject him, it is very sad that so many stuborn hearts will not except what deep down inside of them they know is true.

Psst:

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/

 

It's better.

Actually, Martin Scorsese's The Last Temptation of Christ is a better film for historical accuracy (the acting is not very good, though): Mel Gibson's effort is just perpetuating Roman Catholic fictions.

 

Also, of course, Monty Python's Life of Brian gives some extra socio-historico-political background to the Palestine of two millennia ago.

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Your second link fails to deliver, meta.

 

 

 

I saw Pitch Black yesterday and can't understand why is it said to be a bad movie so often. I wasn't terribly interested or amazed, but it was worth a see. I recommend renting.

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

I can't be that bad, can it?  Should I watch Magnum Force instead?

Clint FTW!

 

 

REAL men watch all five films back-to-back.

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