LoneWolf16 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Has nothing to do with anything, but dear sweet, gentle Jesus, I completely spaced on all the V-Day stuff until today. I have to run aound and buy things, must go, must buy, must get it all on time, must do anything necessary, must not disappoint one person I've actually cared about disappointing! Well...not true, don't really want to disappoint anyone, but her especially...which I'm sure is being used against me somehow, so.......anyway, must go, must buy! Somebody shoot me for waiting this long! It was friday like 5 seconds ago!!! ****! Oh...and now time for school. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I have little use for holidays, Valentines Day being one of them. Holidays are nothing more than commercialism. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 We must find his soul mate, and we have 24 hours! Get me Jack Bauer! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 24 rocks the house. In other news, my girlfriend decided it would be best if we stayed at my apartment Valentine's Day. Hopefully this means sex, besides the usual Mac 'n' Cheese for dinner and watching some B class horror movie at 12:00am (coughSaw2cough). Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 13, 2006 Author Share Posted February 13, 2006 You see? Draken has the plan. I think the ebst kind of Valentines would be indoors with a ready supply of food, alcohol, and entertainment, not hoofing around getting depressed by how many other people think they have found true love. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I'm going to suprise her with some chocolate. And sex. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Rimjob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstrider Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I'm going to suprise her with some chocolate. And sex. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In some states surprise sex is illegal... okay ALL states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 It's not rape, it's suprise sex! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Tell that to the judge. :D This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I didn't rape her judge. Haven't ya heard of surprise sex? Originality is far from dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I just want to make it perfectly clear that I do not in any way aprove of rape. Last time I joked about it, I got a warning. Really folks, rape is no laughing matter. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Yeah, that chick I was talking about earlier, well, she likes someone else I found out today, and I hade bought her chocolates and everything, now I have to stay home tomorrow and eat them by myself. Thanks a lot jerks! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstrider Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Melt the chocolate slightly then throw it at her like a monkey would do with poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Yeah, but it was that expensive three dollar chocolate. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 put some rohypnol in the melted chocolate and have some duct tape handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I'm going to get fat now aren't I? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 13, 2006 Author Share Posted February 13, 2006 Having narrowly missed being rohypnoled in my travels I don't find the subject at all funny. <_< I can't believe you are quitting so easily tho'. You should be telling us who this gentleman is so we can slander him. Investigations, and midnight telephone conversations will ensue. We will make him afraid for his life, and genetic material. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 She didn't tell me who it was. She said something about moving away or something. Hey, wait a minute... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Having narrowly missed being rohypnoled in my travels I don't find the subject at all funny. <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wow, you get around. I honestly don't mean any offense with my extremely irreverent sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 13, 2006 Author Share Posted February 13, 2006 No offence taken, mate. It's just one of those things. You travel far enough you'll encounter just about every situation imaginable. Not that I have travelled as far as some. Predatory perverts are fething everywhere. If there were some reliable method for identifying them I'd organise a cull. Bad luck on the girl, there. But bear in mind you may look back on this as the spour you needed to find the REALLY great girl you needed. I only wound up with my current girlfriend because I finally twigged I was chasing someone who was a) not interested b) actually completely unsuitable I was merely being bloody-minded. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I think it is good for my artistic spirit to have heart break. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Baley is right. Thanks a lot!!! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogo Ribeiro Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I think it is good for my artistic spirit to have heart break. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Going all emo, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 (edited) I think it is good for my artistic spirit to have heart break. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Going all emo, are you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, I'm going all Afro-Cuban! Because of the Afro-Cuban street band I am starting. Edited February 13, 2006 by thepixiesrock Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogo Ribeiro Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 A Toda Cuba Le Gusta La Fiesta de La Rumba! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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