Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I figured we could maybe use a Valentines War Room, like in Dr Strangelove. Here it is. First up let me say that if I've learned any one single thing, it is to ask. You would be amazed what can be achieved by simply going ahead and asking the woman (or whatever) out. Provided you do it with a smile, and the whisky bottle is stuffed in your back pocket, not your vest pocket. Secondly, I don't want anyone getting down if they aren't seeing anyone this Valentines. It's a horrible carnival of forced emotions in most relationships. You are better off crouched on a high wall, wolfing down bag after bag of cheeseburgers and perfecting the howl of a coyote. EDIT: Map provided by thepixiesrock http://www.frappr.com/valentinewarroommap "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 If anybody needs a date, you can fill out a questionaire are the old OFVDS. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirottu! Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 (or whatever) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thank you. Teddy bears are usually looked down upon in relationships, but you obviously don Hug me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 ^ Eldar Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 Well, precisely. I'm not one to try and define how other's love. Cornsarnit, this thread could be our generation's Woodstock! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Nice work, Walsh. You should write a book about all the things you know about women. Unless your first post encompasses everything you know already. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Speaking of being alone, don't be! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 I could write the book, but that would take up time I am currently lavishing on my lovely lady. And besides I'd feel a bit stupid if I did and we break up immediately afterwards. The asking thing seriously does work. I was in a pub witha friend years ago and to amuse ourselves we tried to establish the best looking woman in the pub. This lead on to some hilarious conversations which are unrepeatable here, but at closing time my friend said regretfully that "You [meaning people] never ask out the good looking ones". This offended my courageous sensibilities so I stamped across and asked for her number. I was shocked and appalled when she readily agreed. It didn't work out for us, but the point was proven. I'm not one of these 'cold-caller' types who ask everyone on the off-chance, but asking will get you a long way. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Walsingham, please help me! I need a Valentine's before Tuesday! Tell me what to do!!!!!! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Speaking of taking chances, take a chance on romance! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 Walsingham, please help me! I need a Valentine's before Tuesday! Tell me what to do!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Right. So step up and gives us: Three things she/he has to be: Three things you can trade off, that are bad to most people: zen vee shall begin! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Okay! Three things she/he has to be: - preferably female - preferably human - Finnish is a must! Three things you can trade off, that are bad to most people: - she doesn't have to actually like me - she can be violent physically and verbally if she's hot - she can wear clothes if she wants (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayth Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 ^ Eldar <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Okay! Three things she/he has to be: - preferably female - preferably human - Finnish is a must! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can you say oxymoron. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 oxymoraplat ...no (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Finnish women are great, Pixies. Hmmmm... Irc gallery of finnish people. Press "satunnainen" between "yhteis This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Valentines sucks. And not because I don't have a date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Oh my god! its kirottu's gallery of people he's killed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Finnish women are great, Pixies. Hmmmm... Irc gallery of finnish people. Press "satunnainen" between "yhteis I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I asked first, jerk! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Oh my god! its kirottu's gallery of people he's killed! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol... it rubs the lotion on! There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Finnish women are great, Pixies. Hmmmm... Irc gallery of finnish people. Press "satunnainen" between "yhteis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 B...b....but she's hot. And she'll eventually come around..........Wow, I AM a positive person! That, and diseases scare me. The ones where it turns green, falls off, reattatches itself, implodes, and the pieces devour you from the inside out. Those scare me. AND DAMN IT, LYRANOR!!! I ASKED SECOND! THEREFORE, ME FIRST!!! I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Ok, how about you just have dinner with the lady of the night and pretend that she is really prim and proper and doesn't believe in sex before marriage. EVARYBODY WINS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Except him, because he doesn't get any. Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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