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I realize that this should be in the way off topic forum but I thought I'd get more answers here. :)

 

What determines the level you are in the forums,number of posts? however much the moderator likes you? :huh:

 

The numbers of posts :ermm:

 

P.S in the way off topic forum you will probably get even more answers :)

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It's also down to the quality of the posts. If you can't spell, for instance, you'll still be at level 0 after 1000 posts. If you have the wrong political preferences you won't go up either, just like if your analyses of things are illogical and one-dimensional. This is God's way to prevent spam. Interestingly, this whole post is spam. Spammity spammity! Welliwell! Take me to Madre! Saaaave the blind tiger! Woof! Woof! Somebody enforce this, please. I can't help it. Ich will nicht! Ich muss! Ich will nicht! Ich muss! Only when I spam do I feel like I'm in my essence. Oh, oh mighty Puff, the Magic Green Dragon, please just put me out of my misery here! Frrew... Fzaaa!.

 

*SYNTAX ERROR*

 

Could not read file spam.exe

Corruption has occurred

Terminate object

Schmarth- Death

 

:blink:

 

I turned into a cat again. P-please, the other bottle... In the drawer... upstairs...

 

And so ended the sad post by the misunderstood non-genius, and he lived happily ever after.

 

Happy Schmappy. End communication. The words! THE WORDS! The voices... G'aaah! Help me! I'm stuck in twirl-mode. I can't but twirl. So sue me! I said sue me! I didn't ask to post this. I mean, if you're still reading it means you're WHACK. I said s-u-e me. Before you slip into unconsciousness... The crystal ship... No... No... No. Noooooooooooooooooooooo. I need to un-cat me. Get me the bloody bottle already!

 

:)

 

I turned into a smiley. I am inside my computer. I can't get out. If anyone reads this, please don't switch the computer off! If you do that I will die and look like this: :wub: And we don't want that do we? I thought so. G-g--g--g--g-gibberish-ish. Cleanse me from my affliction! Purge the illness within the scales of my mind! Flay my soul and hang my emotions like guts on a string!

 

I am a whatchamacallit pointy characterish on a quest for the cool pizza lying on my living room table. It is half a pizza. The other half was my breakfast. I was hung over. I'm soon going to start drinking again. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just a young man in my best years enjoying the weekend. The pizza is a tantrum. Or rather, it is there to replace the tantrum. It is a substitute. It is a surrogate. As I eat the pizza the tantrum goes away. Goes asway. I am the pizza in many ways.

 

KA-KA-FZOOM!

 

That was a bazooka noise.

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Okay, Schmarth, I've always thought you were nothing but a stinking, no-good spammer. Now I'm sure!

 

Nevertheless, that was damned funny spam. All you worthless spammers, take note of friend Schmarth and learn the ways of the true spam. Baley, your reign as king is falling all around you. The days of the future ring with one word, the thunderous sound of "Schmarth!"

 

BTW: bring back the old avatar. It was better.

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Baley wasn't much of a king of spam.

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Speaking of which, what happened to this topic starters avatar topic? I was just getting in a groove yesterday.

 

So I'll post my recommended avatar for x1pred again.

 

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I already got an avatar on the internet thats why I erased it. Notice the name hence the picture. :-

.......Thanks anyway Kor Qel Droma :huh:

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They need to make a special title for the recent arrivals= I'm a Newbie

My suggestions for forum levels:

 

Level 0 = "Kill me, I don't exist anyhow."

Level 1 = "I'm a complete and utter newbie."

Level 2 = "I found the Add Reply-button!!1"

Level 3 = "I still have a life.. somewhere."

Level 4 = "My post count is getting embarrassing."

Level 5 = "I'm either a spammer or a post whore. Or both."

Level 6 = "I have more posts than braincells!"

Level 7 = "My internet **** is 15 inches!!"

 

...and so on.

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I liked the old Black Isle titles.

 

Defender of the Isle, Elder Defender of the Isle etc.

 

I don't recall the other ranks, but I think some were pretty funny.

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It's also down to the quality of the posts. If you can't spell, for instance, you'll still be at level 0 after 1000 posts. If you have the wrong political preferences you won't go up either, just like if your analyses of things are illogical and one-dimensional. This is God's way to prevent spam. Interestingly, this whole post is spam. Spammity spammity! Welliwell! Take me to Madre! Saaaave the blind tiger! Woof! Woof! Somebody enforce this, please. I can't help it. Ich will nicht! Ich muss! Ich will nicht! Ich muss! Only when I spam do I feel like I'm in my essence. Oh, oh mighty Puff, the Magic Green Dragon, please just put me out of my misery here! Frrew... Fzaaa!.

 

*SYNTAX ERROR*

 

Could not read file spam.exe

Corruption has occurred

Terminate object

Schmarth- Death

 

:thumbsup:

 

I turned into a cat again. P-please, the other bottle... In the drawer... upstairs...

 

And so ended the sad post by the misunderstood non-genius, and he lived happily ever after.

 

Happy Schmappy. End communication. The words! THE WORDS! The voices... G'aaah! Help me! I'm stuck in twirl-mode. I can't but twirl. So sue me! I said sue me! I didn't ask to post this. I mean, if you're still reading it means you're WHACK. I said s-u-e me. Before you slip into unconsciousness... The crystal ship... No... No... No. Noooooooooooooooooooooo. I need to un-cat me. Get me the bloody bottle already!

 

:)

 

I turned into a smiley. I am inside my computer. I can't get out. If anyone reads this, please don't switch the computer off! If you do that I will die and look like this:  :) And we don't want that do we? I thought so. G-g--g--g--g-gibberish-ish. Cleanse me from my affliction! Purge the illness within the scales of my mind! Flay my soul and hang my emotions like guts on a string!

 

I am a whatchamacallit pointy characterish on a quest for the cool pizza lying on my living room table. It is half a pizza. The other half was my breakfast. I was hung over. I'm soon going to start drinking again. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just a young man in my best years enjoying the weekend. The pizza is a tantrum. Or rather, it is there to replace the tantrum. It is a substitute. It is a surrogate. As I eat the pizza the tantrum goes away. Goes asway. I am the pizza in many ways.

 

KA-KA-FZOOM!

 

That was a bazooka noise.

 

 

*bows down* The Spam God has come.

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