x1Predator Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 (edited) What determines the level you are in the forums,number of posts? however much the moderator likes you? Edited October 22, 2005 by x1Predator If money is the root of all evil.....why is the world not destroyed?
Flipside Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 I realize that this should be in the way off topic forum but I thought I'd get more answers here. What determines the level you are in the forums,number of posts? however much the moderator likes you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The numbers of posts P.S in the way off topic forum you will probably get even more answers "I'm pretty sure if they took all the porn off the internet there'd only be one site left, and it'd be called 'Bring back the porn'" - Perry Cox
Darth_Schmarth Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 It's also down to the quality of the posts. If you can't spell, for instance, you'll still be at level 0 after 1000 posts. If you have the wrong political preferences you won't go up either, just like if your analyses of things are illogical and one-dimensional. This is God's way to prevent spam. Interestingly, this whole post is spam. Spammity spammity! Welliwell! Take me to Madre! Saaaave the blind tiger! Woof! Woof! Somebody enforce this, please. I can't help it. Ich will nicht! Ich muss! Ich will nicht! Ich muss! Only when I spam do I feel like I'm in my essence. Oh, oh mighty Puff, the Magic Green Dragon, please just put me out of my misery here! Frrew... Fzaaa!. *SYNTAX ERROR* Could not read file spam.exe Corruption has occurred Terminate object Schmarth- Death I turned into a cat again. P-please, the other bottle... In the drawer... upstairs... And so ended the sad post by the misunderstood non-genius, and he lived happily ever after. Happy Schmappy. End communication. The words! THE WORDS! The voices... G'aaah! Help me! I'm stuck in twirl-mode. I can't but twirl. So sue me! I said sue me! I didn't ask to post this. I mean, if you're still reading it means you're WHACK. I said s-u-e me. Before you slip into unconsciousness... The crystal ship... No... No... No. Noooooooooooooooooooooo. I need to un-cat me. Get me the bloody bottle already! I turned into a smiley. I am inside my computer. I can't get out. If anyone reads this, please don't switch the computer off! If you do that I will die and look like this: And we don't want that do we? I thought so. G-g--g--g--g-gibberish-ish. Cleanse me from my affliction! Purge the illness within the scales of my mind! Flay my soul and hang my emotions like guts on a string! I am a whatchamacallit pointy characterish on a quest for the cool pizza lying on my living room table. It is half a pizza. The other half was my breakfast. I was hung over. I'm soon going to start drinking again. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just a young man in my best years enjoying the weekend. The pizza is a tantrum. Or rather, it is there to replace the tantrum. It is a substitute. It is a surrogate. As I eat the pizza the tantrum goes away. Goes asway. I am the pizza in many ways. KA-KA-FZOOM! That was a bazooka noise. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Cantousent Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 Okay, Schmarth, I've always thought you were nothing but a stinking, no-good spammer. Now I'm sure! Nevertheless, that was damned funny spam. All you worthless spammers, take note of friend Schmarth and learn the ways of the true spam. Baley, your reign as king is falling all around you. The days of the future ring with one word, the thunderous sound of "Schmarth!" BTW: bring back the old avatar. It was better. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
thepixiesrock Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 Baley wasn't much of a king of spam. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
BicycleOfDeath Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 How many threads here don't have spam? Stand Your Convictions and You Will Walk Alone.
Hildegard Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 How many threads here don't have spam? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 0.7
Akhan225 Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 How many threads here don't have spam? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 0.7 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Let us remedy that as soon as possible
Darth_Schmarth Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 Worry not, Akhan, for I have worked out an extensive plan to have that figure down at 0.3 by the end of the month. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Mr. Brightside Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 (edited) *Looking to left side to see what Level I am* Only Level 1! <_< Edited October 22, 2005 by Revan Solo
Darque Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 How many threads here don't have spam? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Whichever ones the mods leave open apparently.
Kor Qel Droma Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 Speaking of which, what happened to this topic starters avatar topic? I was just getting in a groove yesterday. So I'll post my recommended avatar for x1pred again. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
x1Predator Posted October 22, 2005 Author Posted October 22, 2005 (edited) I already got an avatar on the internet thats why I erased it. Notice the name hence the picture. .......Thanks anyway Kor Qel Droma Edited October 22, 2005 by x1Predator If money is the root of all evil.....why is the world not destroyed?
Gabrielle Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 They need to make a special title for the recent arrivals= I'm a Newbie
mkreku Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 They need to make a special title for the recent arrivals= I'm a Newbie <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My suggestions for forum levels: Level 0 = "Kill me, I don't exist anyhow." Level 1 = "I'm a complete and utter newbie." Level 2 = "I found the Add Reply-button!!1" Level 3 = "I still have a life.. somewhere." Level 4 = "My post count is getting embarrassing." Level 5 = "I'm either a spammer or a post whore. Or both." Level 6 = "I have more posts than braincells!" Level 7 = "My internet **** is 15 inches!!" ...and so on. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 (edited) I liked the old Black Isle titles. Defender of the Isle, Elder Defender of the Isle etc. I don't recall the other ranks, but I think some were pretty funny. Edited October 22, 2005 by ShadowPaladin V1.0 I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
Surreptishus Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 (edited) What exactly does one do with a so-called internet cock? Edited October 22, 2005 by Surreptishus
Gabrielle Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 They can use this image as the predetermined avatar of a newbie with their special Newbie title.
Kor Qel Droma Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 Seconded. Good idea Gabs. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Darkside Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 It's also down to the quality of the posts. If you can't spell, for instance, you'll still be at level 0 after 1000 posts. If you have the wrong political preferences you won't go up either, just like if your analyses of things are illogical and one-dimensional. This is God's way to prevent spam. Interestingly, this whole post is spam. Spammity spammity! Welliwell! Take me to Madre! Saaaave the blind tiger! Woof! Woof! Somebody enforce this, please. I can't help it. Ich will nicht! Ich muss! Ich will nicht! Ich muss! Only when I spam do I feel like I'm in my essence. Oh, oh mighty Puff, the Magic Green Dragon, please just put me out of my misery here! Frrew... Fzaaa!. *SYNTAX ERROR* Could not read file spam.exe Corruption has occurred Terminate object Schmarth- Death I turned into a cat again. P-please, the other bottle... In the drawer... upstairs... And so ended the sad post by the misunderstood non-genius, and he lived happily ever after. Happy Schmappy. End communication. The words! THE WORDS! The voices... G'aaah! Help me! I'm stuck in twirl-mode. I can't but twirl. So sue me! I said sue me! I didn't ask to post this. I mean, if you're still reading it means you're WHACK. I said s-u-e me. Before you slip into unconsciousness... The crystal ship... No... No... No. Noooooooooooooooooooooo. I need to un-cat me. Get me the bloody bottle already! I turned into a smiley. I am inside my computer. I can't get out. If anyone reads this, please don't switch the computer off! If you do that I will die and look like this: And we don't want that do we? I thought so. G-g--g--g--g-gibberish-ish. Cleanse me from my affliction! Purge the illness within the scales of my mind! Flay my soul and hang my emotions like guts on a string! I am a whatchamacallit pointy characterish on a quest for the cool pizza lying on my living room table. It is half a pizza. The other half was my breakfast. I was hung over. I'm soon going to start drinking again. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just a young man in my best years enjoying the weekend. The pizza is a tantrum. Or rather, it is there to replace the tantrum. It is a substitute. It is a surrogate. As I eat the pizza the tantrum goes away. Goes asway. I am the pizza in many ways. KA-KA-FZOOM! That was a bazooka noise. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *bows down* The Spam God has come.
Darkside Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 (edited) Sorry Ceaser, your reign is over. But I still love you. Edited October 23, 2005 by Darkside
Baley Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Then I shall bring forth fire from the sky and death from the putrid underworlds of hell.
Darkside Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Or in other words, you'll be in the corner sobbing and drowning your sorrows in alchahol.
Baley Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Or I might just go on one of them spam sprees to challenge the rule of the Schmarthy one. nah
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