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Hah, I hate waking and stepping on the cd-cases that litter my rooms floor.

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I would expect that the authorities would not permit a mobile phone in the area; I thought jurists weren't allowed contact with the outside whilst a verdict is being determined (no newspapers, etc), so a telephone seems completely against the rules! :wub:

 

It was actually while we were all in the big room waiting to be selected for our jury. You're allowed to have phones there, though they ask you take your conversation outside. The quiet room is a place for people who want to get some work done and such.

 

I'm annoyed with people who whine about smokers.

:lol: good thing we'll probably never meet in real life!

 

I have some good friends that smoke... but I just don't like it when I have to breath it. It's not like the smell bothers me that much, but I feel like I'm being contaminated. :(

My baby girl arrived 6/16/06!

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I'm annoyed with people who whine about smokers.

I have friends who smoke and I don't particularly whine about smokers; I whine about people how fail to show some respect. People smoking at a bus-stop do just that, and therefore end up on my pet peeve list.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

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Just to be fair, a couple of the smartest girls in my school are both blonde.  Hard to believe, but true.  :wacko:

 

 

Comming from the guy claiming to be 18...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I'm not 18...yet.  Will be tomorrow, though. 

 

And yes, I do go to school, Baley.  Professor Xavier's school for "gifted" students, to be exact.  :wacko:

 

 

So you're like... In the Justice League? That is so cool.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I hate ultra-clingy people.

 

I hate people who talk entirely too much, on nothing in particular, just for the sake of hearing themself speak, expect you to listen, then basically blow off anything you say in response, and ignore you until there's an opportunity for them to open their mouths again.

 

I hate people who argue for the sake of arguing.

 

I hate people who have no patience.

 

I hate people who can't laugh at things, take a joke, or distinguish between blatant sarcasm and sincerity.

 

I hate kids, and the parents of said kids, at restaraunts who can't shut the hell up for any length of time. (I'd like to eat in peace...without the "Billy, NO, stop throwing food! Billy, NO, eat your vegetables! Billy, NO, stop whining!" and of course, the incessant, high-pitched to the point of glass-shattering, crying.)

 

I hate people who lack common sense.

 

I hate people who adamantly claim their position on something is right, even when they were proven wrong just seconds beforehand. Own up to it, damn it.

 

I hate people who use the words "God works in mysterious ways". Bull****, you just can't think up a reason for what happened!

 

I hate narcissistic, arrogant, self-righteous, pompous, holier-than-thou windbags who believe themselves and their ideals to be superior to every thing else out there.

 

I hate that little ****y smile people get when they realize you've stumbled, or made an error in something...when they realize there's an opening for a nice quick jab.

 

I hate people on AIM who argue with you, make one last stinging point, and make sure to lace it with guilt and anything else they can to make you feel like hell afterwards, then sign off immediately to prevent a response.

 

And...and.............ok, I'm hated out right now. There are more, rest assured, but not right now.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Everyday. I'm a P.I. for cheesecakes.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Ive got a friend who is completely hopeless, if hes doing something while you attempt to contact him he doesnt react even though you KNOW he can hear you. He just plain ignores you. Then he makes a point of it by saying "Yes, what is it?" after like 5 minutes just so youll really know that he could hear you all along and was just ignoring you.

That's just how most of us males are, Kaffy. Are you one of the rare breeds that can actually do more than one thing at once? :wacko:

 

I have excellent multitasking capabilities but the way he does it is just nuts:

 

 

*picks up phone, starts talking*

-Who is it?

*talks, ignores me*

-Is it X about the thingie?

*talks, ignores*

-Dude, who are you talking to?!

*ignores*

 

5 MIN LATER:

 

-That was X about the thingie.

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