Gabrielle Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 The masters are meeting on Dantooine... Zez-Kai Ell: "So, we're resolved to cut the Exile off from the force?" Vrook: "Of course - there is no other way!" Kavar: "I just hope he won't take it too hard and try to stop us..." Zez-Kai Ell: "Well, he does have unique powers, and he might not go along with our decision. You sure we shouldn't keep that shuttle handy in case..." Vrook [interrupting]: "Evacuate?!? In our moment of triumpth?!? I think you overestimate his chances!!!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is so cool.
Ulicus Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 The masters are meeting on Dantooine... Zez-Kai Ell: "So, we're resolved to cut the Exile off from the force?" Vrook: "Of course - there is no other way!" Kavar: "I just hope he won't take it too hard and try to stop us..." Zez-Kai Ell: "Well, he does have unique powers, and he might not go along with our decision. You sure we shouldn't keep that shuttle handy in case..." Vrook [interrupting]: "Evacuate?!? In our moment of triumpth?!? I think you overestimate his chances!!!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Beautiful! As was the Nameless One gag in the post made before. *Sigh* Kreia: The third is a creature of betrayals, but she must remain hidden for the time being an- Exile: [interrupts] So it's you? Kreia: Pardon? Exile: You already told me five minutes after meeting you that you used to be the Sith Lord in charge of these two, you've already told me how you were betrayed, now you're talking about a "she" who is a creature of betrayals. So you're the end boss aren't you? I mean, it could possibly be Atris, but I doubt she'd make the cut as a Sith Lord.... Kreia: Would you kill me if I said yes? Exile: Yes Kreia: (thinks) Then you are mistaken. AND Exile: Kreia your hand!!! Kreia: It is nothing Exile: No, your sacrifice was... hey, wait a darn second! Kreia: ... Exile: Why the smeg did he slice off your off-hand?
darth spock Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Atris: Oh, Exile, did I ever say I how much I liked you back when you were at the academy? Handmaiden: You're OLD NEWS! I'm the one he wants. Mira: You're forgetting I'm the one with the leather jacket and halter top. Visas: I am the Exile's because we talked before Malachor, [goes up to Exile and holds him] didn't we, baby? Atris: Don't you touch him! Handmaiden: [foaming at the mouth] He's mine, damnit! Mira: Oh no! [pulls out lightsaber] [Atris, Handmaiden, Mira, and Visas all start fighting when they are suddenly put in stasis]. Exile: [turns round] Wha--? Disciple: He's mine! Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read
Shryke Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Atris: Oh, Exile, did I ever say I how much I liked you back when you were at the academy?Handmaiden: You're OLD NEWS! I'm the one he wants. Mira: You're forgetting I'm the one with the leather jacket and halter top. Visas: I am the Exile's because we talked before Malachor, [goes up to Exile and holds him] didn't we, baby? Atris: Don't you touch him! Handmaiden: [foaming at the mouth] He's mine, damnit! Mira: Oh no! [pulls out lightsaber] [Atris, Handmaiden, Mira, and Visas all start fighting when they are suddenly put in stasis]. Exile: [turns round] Wha--? Disciple: He's mine! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> GOLD when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Jediphile Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Atris: Oh, Exile, did I ever say I how much I liked you back when you were at the academy?Handmaiden: You're OLD NEWS! I'm the one he wants. Mira: You're forgetting I'm the one with the leather jacket and halter top. Visas: I am the Exile's because we talked before Malachor, [goes up to Exile and holds him] didn't we, baby? Atris: Don't you touch him! Handmaiden: [foaming at the mouth] He's mine, damnit! Mira: Oh no! [pulls out lightsaber] [Atris, Handmaiden, Mira, and Visas all start fighting when they are suddenly put in stasis]. Exile: [turns round] Wha--? Disciple: He's mine! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Suddenly the Disciple too is hit by stasis: Kreia: "No, I think not..." Exile: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums.
Lord Kil Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 In response to Kreia's constant nagging about being too goody-two-shoes: Exile: I've already got 70,000 credits I can't find a use for, why am I trying to muscle more from street beggers? I know, I'll by armor my crew can't wear because I've converted them all to jedi! Blasters? Medpacks? Anything they sell I've got 6 of already!
DAWUSS Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 In response to Kreia's constant nagging about being too goody-two-shoes: Exile: I've already got 70,000 credits I can't find a use for, why am I trying to muscle more from street beggers? I know, I'll by armor my crew can't wear because I've converted them all to jedi! Blasters? Medpacks? Anything they sell I've got 6 of already! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In response, Atton: Let's head to the pazaak den and play pazaak DAWUSS Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
Sikon Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Vrook: It is a punishment reserved for only a few - and only when necessary, but we have the power to cut you off from the Force, and it must be done. Exile: I submit to this punishment. Kreia (entering): So you will do nothing? Apathy is death. Worse than death, because at least a rotting corpse feeds the beasts and insects. Vrook: Apathy is death. Kavar: Apathy is death. Zez-Kai Ell: Apathy is death. [All four become hostile]
Maverick4101 Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Exile: No that's ok G0-T0 you don't need to come with us. G0-T0: Ok.
DAWUSS Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 G0-T0 to Remote: Awww, what the heck, go ahead and activate the Mass Shadow Generator and blow this place up. See if I care. Some Sith to the Exile (Sion maybe?): You do not know the power of the Dark Side. Bao-Dur to Remote: Now let's blow this thing and go home! Toydarian to Exile: Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no pad, no deal. Mira: For a second I thought you and Atton... Exile: Yeah, we did. *smiles* Exile to Atton: Think we can make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs? Atton: We can try. Hold on, this is going to get a little rocky! Lt. Grenn to Carth Onasi: Whaddup, my homey? DAWUSS Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
darth spock Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Twi'lek: Wear this dancer's costume. Exile: No way in hell am I wearing that!! Twi'lek: Okay. Exile: [turns to Visas] Visas: You think I want to wear that?! Exile: Then who'll wear it? We don't have the Handmaiden and Mira's not on the team yet, but for a nice fee... Visas: Forget it. Exile: [sigh] Alright. [puts on outfit then realizes she can finally get Atton's attention] Exile: Hey, Rand. Atton: Need something? Exile: What do you think of this outfit? Atton: Looks good. Let's play some Pazaak. Exile: [mumbling] %&@$.... Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read
Calax Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Twi'lek: Wear this dancer's costume.Exile: No way in hell am I wearing that!! Twi'lek: Okay. Exile: [turns to Visas] Visas: You think I want to wear that?! Exile: Then who'll wear it? We don't have the Handmaiden and Mira's not on the team yet, but for a nice fee... Visas: Forget it. Exile: [sigh] Alright. [puts on outfit then realizes she can finally get Atton's attention] Exile: Hey, Rand. Atton: Need something? Exile: What do you think of this outfit? Atton: Looks good. Let's play some Pazaak. Exile: [mumbling] %&@$.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah I prefer for those last four lines Exile: Hey, Rand. Atton: huh? Exile: Feeling Randy there? Atton: (nose bleed and a faint) Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Jediphile Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 On Malachor after the final battle: Atton: "So, is it over?" Exile: "Yes, it's over - we've defeated the Sith threat and save the galaxy as we know it!" Atton: "... and the good news is that the authorities on Manaan aren't going to prosecute us for it..." Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums.
Ulicus Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 On Malachor after the final battle: Atton: "So, is it over?" Exile: "Yes, it's over - we've defeated the Sith threat and save the galaxy as we know it!" Atton: "... and the good news is that the authorities on Manaan aren't going to prosecute us for it..." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Selkath: "Coorseeqqqqelkooorkeldadudamor coorseqkorleeelkor seeeqeeelcorkorselkmorko kar Coorseeqqqqelkooorkeldadudamor coorseqkorleeelkor seeeqeeelcorkorselkmorko kar Coorseeqqqqelkooorkeldacoordudamor coorseqkorleeelkor seeeqeeelcorkorselkmorko kar Coorseeqqqqelkooorkeldadudamor kulkocoorseqkorleeelkor seeeqeeelcorkorselkmorko kar" <"Guess again">
DAWUSS Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 Vogga to Exile: You're beautful but you can't dance. I can always threaten someone into giving you dancing lessons. And did I mention you holding that lightsaber is oh so... *drools* *4000 years later* Jabba to himself: I heard Vogga had a hot Jedi as his dancer, and all I get is chick who tries to kill me? WHY OH WHY OH WHY????? *pounds his fist angrily* Oh well at I least I got the Rancor DAWUSS Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
darth spock Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 [bastila runs, panting, down a long hallway of doors. She eventually chooses one at random and goes in and locks it promptly. She surveys the room to see the Handmaiden hiding in a corner]. Bastila: What are you doing here? Handmaiden: The fanboys... Bastila: I know! They won't stop!! Handmaiden: At least you weren't made to spar in your underwear... [bastila gapes]. Handmaiden: The Force is terrible sometimes, isn't it? Bastila: I played the cliched damsel-in-distress. Handmaiden: I heard that Carth guy had to act like a total pansy. Talk about harsh... [suddenly Atton runs in the room]. Atton: Damn fangirls... [Carth joins them]. Carth: Didn't know there was a group of us. Handmaiden: The victims of fanboys. Atton: And fangirls. Bastila: Well, we might as well get comfortable. It's not like we can go out before KotOR 3 comes out so there's someone else. Handmaiden: But what if they never make one? [bastila and Atton draw their lightsaber and Carth his blasters]. Bastila: [darkly] Oh they will. Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read
indarkestday Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 [bastila runs, panting, down a long hallway of doors. She eventually chooses one at random and goes in and locks it promptly. She surveys the room to see the Handmaiden hiding in a corner].Bastila: What are you doing here? Handmaiden: The fanboys... Bastila: I know! They won't stop!! Handmaiden: At least you weren't made to spar in your underwear... [bastila gapes]. Handmaiden: The Force is terrible sometimes, isn't it? Bastila: I played the cliched damsel-in-distress. Handmaiden: I heard that Carth guy had to act like a total pansy. Talk about harsh... [suddenly Atton runs in the room]. Atton: Damn fangirls... [Carth joins them]. Carth: Didn't know there was a group of us. Handmaiden: The victims of fanboys. Atton: And fangirls. Bastila: Well, we might as well get comfortable. It's not like we can go out before KotOR 3 comes out so there's someone else. Handmaiden: But what if they never make one? [bastila and Atton draw their lightsaber and Carth his blasters]. Bastila: [darkly] Oh they will. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You hit the nail on the head. Then Disciple comes in: Geez! They're all over me! (Everyone looks at him.) Disciple: What?!
Sikon Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 Bastila: I played the cliched damsel-in-distress.Uh-huh. There are plenty of cliche characters in KOTOR I, but Bastila is a deep character and certainly not a damsel in distress. She's more of the Leia type. Exile (to Mandalore): Come on, Candy, I know you want to show me your face. You may act all rough and mean, but you're just a big softie inside. Exile (to Visas): [Force Persuade] You want to wear the dancer's outfit.
DAWUSS Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 Exile on Giant Storm Beast: Look at the size of that thing! HK-47: We're doomed! Atton on Visas: She must be what Kreia looked like 40 years ago. Any Jedi in the game: May the Force be with you. Exile to Vogga: Come, Vogga, let me teach you the ways of the Force. Only then will you be able to find Goto. Plus, you get to carry around this glowy stick. Atris: I'm sorry I stole your ship. Here have all 6 of my Handmaidens, have this Academy, I'm going to Nar Shaddaa to be something very very dirty, if you know what I mean. Sion: Let me kill Kreia for you. Kreia: You must kill me. Exile: The Force Bond! If I kill you... Kreia: Does anyone really give a damn about that Force Bond? I mean, look, no one is even thinking about it at this point, except for you. So would you ask me something else? Ask me what happens to Mira and the Republic. DAWUSS Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
Sikon Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 Exile to Vogga: Come, Vogga, let me teach you the ways of the Force. Only then will you be able to find Goto. Plus, you get to carry around this glowy stick. Gold™
DAWUSS Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Not to mention getting to Force Push his disloyal subjects to his kath hounds DAWUSS Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
cyn_dolores Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Exile: It would be really useful to hold a Blaster in one hand and a Saber in the other. Kreia: Shut up, fool! (or maybe) Kreia: What other? Kreia: "Well, actually..." I love this phrase. :D Let me see... Exile (crying over Atris' sholder): And the Sith... are pursuing me... thinking I'm, like... the last Jedi... Atris: Have they fallen so far? I am the last Jedi, not you. Vrook, Kavar and Zez-Kai Ell: But you're supposed to fall to the Dark Side! So when you finally do, perhaps it will make us the last Jedi. Bastila: Well, actually... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ==> very good one Male exile: "What happened between you and Hanaar?" Mira; " Well, uh, I kind of save his life, and ever since he's been pursuing me all around the galaxy" ... Male exile:" So you think you and I... maybe you know...uh..." Mira " Sorry ever since I've been scarried by big furballs..." ...
darth spock Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Mira: No thanks, but you're a little old. Exile: What? Mira: That's what the script says... Exile: How can I be older if I fought in the Mandalorian Wars and you were a slave in them? [Mira shrugs]. -------- Exile: Hey, you! Twi'lek Merc: Me? Exile: Yes, you. How do you navigate round these caves without the kinrath attacking you? Twi'lek Merc: I've got this gland... Exile: I want to hold your gland. Disciple: Hey! [music starts and he starts to sing] Oh yeah, I'll tell you something, I think you'll understand. When I say that something... I want to hold your glaaaaand. I want to hold your glaaaa Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read
Darkside Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Exile: Hey, you!Twi'lek Merc: Me? Exile: Yes, you. How do you navigate round these caves without the kinrath attacking you? Twi'lek Merc: I've got this gland... Exile: I want to hold your gland. Disciple: Hey! [music starts and he starts to sing] Oh yeah, I'll tell you something, I think you'll understand. When I say that something... I want to hold your glaaaaand. I want to hold your glaaaa
jodo kast 5 Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Exile: Hey, you!Twi'lek Merc: Me? Exile: Yes, you. How do you navigate round these caves without the kinrath attacking you? Twi'lek Merc: I've got this gland... Exile: I want to hold your gland. Disciple: Hey! [music starts and he starts to sing] Oh yeah, I'll tell you something, I think you'll understand. When I say that something... I want to hold your glaaaaand. I want to hold your glaaaa— Bao-Dur [covering his ears]: Aaaaah! Atton [shielding himself]: Make it stop! T3: Dwoo. Exile: When we picked you up from the enclave you promised to stop singing! Disciple: Hey, you killed all the laigreks! [sniffle] We sang such great songs... I'm not sure why I find that so amusing, but I do. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Disciple is making fun of the The Beatles .
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