Eddo36 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Well, I guess to curb the protagonist should be a guy/chick arguments going on among players, I suggest that a quick gender change feature be implemented in the game. Say a galactic surgery station that will change your shlong into a shlong box and then back into a shlong again. Say you start playing the game as a chick, then all the male NPC's in the game start hitting on you and you're tired of it, so you take the Ebon Hawk and go to the surgery station and get changed into a guy (for maybe 10,000 credits? 20,000 if you want a good job) and then you go meet all the people that hitted on you while you were a chick, and then they all get scared and/or disgusted and leave you alone. Then as you play the game as a male, you see that there are females flirting with you this time. You beat enemies planet after planet as a macho macho man. Then at a turning point in the game, you visit a world where there are women being oppressed by the males. You want to show to the world that women can do everything men can do and more, so you take the trip to the surgery station and viola... you're a chick again! Then you go to that planet and kick the crap out of every male there, and the women all look up to you as a hero, and you continue on your quest. But as you progress throughout the game, you find out that a couple hundred grands a change will leave you pretty broke, so you get tired of paying for changes and change-backs, so you finally decide to settle with "the best of both worlds." Then as you progress throughout the game, you find out that your romance options are severely limited, and most of those who know you won't come close within a hundred yards. A few close buddies stay, but thats because they need to get the quest done. They make every excuse they can to not be in the Ebon Hawk while you are in it, though. So then you decide to change back for good, but you can't decide, male or female? But as you are wondering, the surgery station gets destroyed by an asteroid or something, then you're stuck as you are, till you find a way to change back as a galactic sidequest. Talk about sex wars redefined. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthsidious666 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 You need new writers your material stinks People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 wait's for ghost of anakin to come and yell. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 You really do need a frontal lobotomy. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofAnakin Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 wait's for ghost of anakin to come and yell. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No need. It's like telling Forrest Gump not to run. He'll do it anyways. edit: my only complaint is, if he's going to try and be funny, atleast come up with wacky off-the-wall posts that are actually FUNNY. Most of his threads are just downright lame. "Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Eddo36, most of your threads end up being locked and/or deleted. TAKE A HINT. It's not that we don't like you posting wacky, off-topic threads, it's just that most of your ideas are lame/disturbing/sick. Puh-LEASE quit while you still have some dignity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11XHooah Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Interesting................. War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. --John Stewart Mill-- "Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns." --Black Hawk Down-- MySpace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=44500195 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddo36 Posted June 29, 2005 Author Share Posted June 29, 2005 What makes you think I posted this for humor??? This thing is in REAL LIFE! And Star Wars is a universe with VARIETIES. C'mon, don't you think that it is time to put a stop to the male/female arguments going on around here? Please, let's keep a civil discussion without any personal attacks. I know not everybody has the same viewpoint on all ideas. Use your imagination guys, and keep it simple and state whether you agree/disagree and the reason why this idea will or will not make a nice addition to KOTOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11XHooah Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 What makes you think I posted this for humor??? This thing is in REAL LIFE! And Star Wars is a universe with VARIETIES. Please, let's keep a civil discussion without any personal attacks. I know not everybody has the same viewpoint on all ideas. Use your imagination guys, and keep it simple and state whether you agree/disagree and the reason why this idea will or will not make a nice addition to KOTOR. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would have to disagree with this idea. It seems far to uncouth to be in the Star Wars universe. It would be like allowing the option to take a crap or a piss in the game. It happens in real life, but would anyone actually want to do that in a game? But, if you really want to do this, you can always use KSE to change your gender when ever you want to. War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. --John Stewart Mill-- "Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns." --Black Hawk Down-- MySpace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=44500195 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Someone needs to use proper paragraph structure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanRedefined Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Yeah, and they should have wookie adoption clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddo36 Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 I think my grammar is almost flawless, to those who wish to be a grammar nazi about it. I generally simplify paragraphs to save people's moniter screen space so people won't have to scroll down too much to read entire posts. As well as slightly faster load times for those 56kers by roughly a whole .00000001 seconds. :D The post is still composed of the same exact words, after all. Just read. Anyhow if you noticed, I've always given a reason for all of my posts. You may disagree with some ideas, but hey... it's just a debate. No need hate the poster over an issue you don't disagree with. Don't hate the messenger. If you disagree with the idea of the post then state why you disagree in a civilized manner. And Jade Empire has this feature. There is a machine in that game which you can activate that would temporarily change your character to the opposite sex. I'm just suggesting to implement it in KOTOR and to have a bigger role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11XHooah Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Yeah, and they should have wookie adoption clinics. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://chewbaccarave.ytmnd.com/ Oh man, now look what you have done. You pissed off chewbacca! :D War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. --John Stewart Mill-- "Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns." --Black Hawk Down-- MySpace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=44500195 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 What makes you think I posted this for humor??? This thing is in REAL LIFE! And Star Wars is a universe with VARIETIES. C'mon, don't you think that it is time to put a stop to the male/female arguments going on around here? Please, let's keep a civil discussion without any personal attacks. I know not everybody has the same viewpoint on all ideas. Use your imagination guys, and keep it simple and state whether you agree/disagree and the reason why this idea will or will not make a nice addition to KOTOR. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I doubt anyone using "schlong box" has and ideas of merit. If you had said kewz, well then that'd be a different story People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentry Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Eddo36 what are you smokin exactly? It would be great if you could just post all of these "interesting" (heavy on the sarcastic quotes) ideas in one thread so they won't clutter the board... Anyhow if you noticed, I've always given a reason for all of my posts. You may disagree with some ideas, but hey... it's just a debate. No need hate the poster over an issue you don't disagree with. Don't hate the messenger. If you disagree with the idea of the post then state why you disagree in a civilized manner. Your posts are not anything like a debate... More like a desperate grab for attention or a cry for help " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Eddo, seriously, stop with the pointless topics, okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 The fact that you're serious disturbs me even more. Even if you are serious, the ideas you come up with seem to have no point or practical value or, like this one, come up with a sick solution to a common, yet relatively unimportant problem. Maybe if you used some kind of editing program in the game to change your character, it would be okay. But you suggested a sex-change surgery station *shudders* which is real life, yet sick in it's own right. Oh well. Only a matter of time before Fionavar arrives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 The fact that you're serious disturbs me even more. Even if you are serious, the ideas you come up with seem to have no point or practical value or, like this one, come up with a sick solution to a common, yet relatively unimportant problem. Maybe if you used some kind of editing program in the game to change your character, it would be okay. But you suggested a sex-change surgery station *shudders* which is real life, yet sick in it's own right. Oh well. Only a matter of time before Fionavar arrives. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I sense a plot to destroy the Green Dragon , i haven't seen him lately hope he's ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 if we did have genderswitching lets make it by char. meaning you swap main char's before doing a girl only thing, kinda like using a male revan for manly stuff and Bastila for the ladies room type stuff (ummmmm that didn't come out right sry) Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoM_Solaufein Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 This post sucks, kill it. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 This thread sucks, kill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I generally simplify paragraphs to save people's moniter screen space so people won't have to scroll down too much to read entire posts. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ehrm, yeah right... <_< ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipside Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Seriosly Eddo you've got the most odd idees that really scare's me "I'm pretty sure if they took all the porn off the internet there'd only be one site left, and it'd be called 'Bring back the porn'" - Perry Cox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Yeah, and they should have wookie adoption clinics. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://chewbaccarave.ytmnd.com/ Oh man, now look what you have done. You pissed off chewbacca! :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> god damn it! that was so ****ing annoying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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