Darth Flatus Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I find this simultaneously hilarious and horrifying. How about you? http://www.fox21.com/Global/story.asp?S=3456745 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draakh_kimera Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 First you must clarify; are you on the giving end or the receiving end? :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hildegard Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 WTF......elaborate a little bit more Flatus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvershadow Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I think, I think he's referring to the expression... I hope... :ph34r: Funny, around these parts it's slightly different and involves a word that rhymes with "duck". And yes, I made a similar comment about said expression when I heard a co-worker use it a little while back. It's incredibly bizarre, and I'm not sure I want to know HOW it got started. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Wag the Dog is funnier. Equally disturbing, though. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 How do you use it? Go shag the dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 This is how you use it, "Hey Kelly, it's about 3 o'clock, time to shag the dog again." "Hey John what took you so long?" "Oh, I was out shagging the dog and lost track of time." Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvershadow Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 It basically means goofing off, doing nothing important. Kind of like what I'm doing right now, instead of working. *promptly goes back to work* Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 I forgot the link first time round, strange that you all posted to what was essentially a nonsensical post. Good effort trying to find out what i meant but you were all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvershadow Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Easy to be wrong about what you could possibly mean when you forget to include a link! And yes... while it IS mostly horrifying, a very small part of me also found it hilarious... but in a horrifying sort of way. So, so very wrong. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Indeed..I remember readinga bout this a couple of days ago... I don't give a **** about the dog(actually I do care..but it's not as important) But what he did to those girls <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Baley> Dog hatah <_< I think its pretty obvious, just look at the kid. That moustasche can only mean one thing Guilty! ..if not then he should simply be shot for being a hick. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Actually I was just editing my post... I came on a little harsh... My point is that what he did to those kids is more important then the dog scene...at least to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I thought it was a spoof - you know, like a satire on how the media gets its priorities wrong. "And in other news, a tsunami kills 100,000 people in Asia - and now the sport..." "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11XHooah Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 This kid, like all rapists, should be castrated. War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. --John Stewart Mill-- "Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns." --Black Hawk Down-- MySpace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=44500195 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 "This kid, like all rapists, should be castrated." If inhumane revenge is your goal, sure. If punishment, and justice is; no. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hildegard Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 "This kid, like all rapists, should be castrated." If inhumane revenge is your goal, sure. If punishment, and justice is; no. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The famous Canadian liberals are in the house ladies and gentlemen.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 No, no. What Volo means is that the rapist must be raped in turn, preferably by a dog and two 13 yearolds. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I don't really believe in extremities, but if I had known the victims(and I hope this goes at least a minute bit for you Volourn), I would have the exact and maybe more of the feelings that are presenting themselves in Hooah...why? Because I believe it's human, however, the actual action itself would seem to me as of now, inhumane and more of a primal way of thinking, but if I were under the conditions that I had hitherto provided, then I would probably hold some particular values as nonwithstanding, and some, more relevant and scrupulous... So let's not disturb that sandbox that we are currently in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11XHooah Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 "This kid, like all rapists, should be castrated." If inhumane revenge is your goal, sure. If punishment, and justice is; no. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My method may sound extreme, but I have known rape victims. After seeing the physical and psychological trama they have to endure, I see no better way than to castrate the b*stard who did it. Think of it this way, 20 or so years down the road, they may make parole, and what do you think they will do? Most rapists who are put in jail and then released just go straight back to old habits. I think the best and most effect punishment would be to take away their manhood. Edit: Thanks for pointing out my typo Darth Flatus War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. --John Stewart Mill-- "Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns." --Black Hawk Down-- MySpace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=44500195 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 ...you mean most rapists. EDIT: No probs Hooah, i figured you'd meant rapists, your suggestion that the victims be put in jail was a little too extreme As for punishment, hmmm, well at first glance i would say that the kid is obviously disturbed, but i dont really believe in treatment or rehabilitation, justice has to be seen to be done and the kid must be prevented from doing it again so i guess some kind of painful/humiliating punishment would be in order. Just so long as people realise the dog raping is the least important (and most funny) of his crimes. The stuff with the underage girls is what is important (and not funny at all) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I think we should shoot them with a nasty, evil-looking pistol like a luger or P38 in awkward places. That'll teach em. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 In awkward places? Like shooting them in the ankle or the elbow? You get some weird ideas sometimes, man. And chemical castration is the way to go. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hildegard Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Castration is inhumane people.....how can you say those things.......This is what I would do to rapists: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Looks painful... Very painful. :ph34r: This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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