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This is a cool test, and it amuses me... :ph34r:

 

It is the Dark Side Test, and it is from the Wizards of the Coast role-playing game. It's not like the Jedi test where you can be Anakin by choosing to stalk Amidala. :p

 

http://www.wizards.com/starwars/darkside/quiz1.asp

 

Go there, and submit to the will of the Dark Side... :ph34r:

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Here is your dark calling.

 

Sith Lord

Magnificent! Of all those who have come to me, you are the most worthy. Under my tutelage, you may become a Sith lord - even the one true Dark Lord of the Sith. Only you recognize that morality is for fools and weaklings. You were born to bend the galaxy to your will. You may even restore the Sith Empire to its rightful glory. As you learn from the dark side and become its master, be mindful of one thing: If you fail, the dark side will devour you alive.

 

 

 

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I bow to your power. (I'm an Acolyte)

Thinking: **One day I'll hold your throat in my grasp. Then we'll see who has the power**

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Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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heres mine

 

Here is your dark calling.

 

Sith Warrior

Your savage and aggressive nature does you credit, my apprentice. And it will serve you well when you learn the ancient battle arts necessary to become a Sith warrior. There are weapons, powerful weapons, that I will teach you to use - not the least of which is your own formidable body. Your lessons will be harsh and painful. But you will use that pain. It will make you invincible. Not even the most accomplished Jedi Knight will be able to withstand your onslaught.

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Dark Side Devotee

I can see that the dark side seethes within you, and your will is quite strong. For one such as you, the path of the Sith is not one you should take. But, as a dark side devotee, you will become more powerful in the dark side than you can even imagine. You will rule the weak and the frightened with a cruel hand, and carve your dreaded name across entire planets.

 

 

 

 

Cool.

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then i did it again and got this

 

Here is your dark calling.

 

Sith Lord

Magnificent! Of all those who have come to me, you are the most worthy. Under my tutelage, you may become a Sith lord - even the one true Dark Lord of the Sith. Only you recognize that morality is for fools and weaklings. You were born to bend the galaxy to your will. You may even restore the Sith Empire to its rightful glory. As you learn from the dark side and become its master, be mindful of one thing: If you fail, the dark side will devour you alive.

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Dark Force Witch

Ah, you seem to know the truth of the Force as being a kind of magic. Well, my pupil, you will learn that the dark side is the most powerful magic of all. With it, you can carve an empire of pain and fear on nearly any world you choose. Seek out those places where weaklings still cower from the darkness. There you may rule unchallenged, as a dark Force witch.

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I've never seen the Witch... I've seen Marauder, Lord, Acolyte, Devotee... I think that's all I've seen. Exar Kun fits the discription of Acolyte, but he's not. I'll try to find the Acolyte discription.

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Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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Acolyte involves finding artifacts and using them to gain power. I'll find the quote right now.

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Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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Here it is:

 

Here is your dark calling.

 

Sith Acolyte

Ah, you are truly perceptive, my child. You are worthy enough to study the mysteries of the dark side as a Sith acolyte -- the most fearsome wielders of the Force since the galaxy was formed. With my instruction, you will locate lost artifacts and learn to use them, becoming more powerful than you ever dreamed. You could have the galaxy at your feet. Even the Jedi will dance like puppets for you.

 

Man, that sounds so cool. I could be like that one guy in that one movie: "DANCE!" and everybody would dance...

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Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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Here is your dark calling.

 

Dark Side Devotee

I can see that the dark side seethes within you, and your will is quite strong. For one such as you, the path of the Sith is not one you should take. But, as a dark side devotee, you will become more powerful in the dark side than you can even imagine. You will rule the weak and the frightened with a cruel hand, and carve your dreaded name across entire planets.

 

I'm a reject this time :thumbsup:

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That's just creepy...

 

Has anybody gotten Marauder yet??? I'm pretty sure that it still is there...

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Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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You can't get Sith Marauder because that's not a WotC class. Sith Marauder is the KotOR equivalent of a Sith Warrior. IIRC there's a class called "Dark Side Marauder", but it's more of an untrained dark Jedi than a Sith cultist, and it's one of the classes that are in the SW d20 basic sourcebook. Since that test is somewhat of a promotion of the Dark Side Sourcebook, I don't think you can get that one either.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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Perhaps I was mistakin when I read the DS source book... I was sure there was a Marauder class somewhere... TO THE BOOK STORE!

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Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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You're right. It is Dark Side Marauder.

 

Here is your dark calling.

 

Dark Side Marauder

Your bloodlust serves you well. The dark side will lend strength to your body, and fill your mind with thoughts of savage destruction. You are destined to become a dark side marauder -- a living engine of war. Wherever you go, none will be able to stand against you. Even the vaunted Sith will fear your mighty weapons.

Geekified Star Wars Geek

 

Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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