KOTORFanactic Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 HK-47 goes to the gun store. HK-47: Request: The heavy Repeater Blaster. Owner: *Hands blaster to HK-47* HK-47: *Inspects gun* Request: The Sith Assasin Pistol with Laser siting. Owner: *Hands HK-47 pistol* Any of these are perfect for defence, offense, whatever... HK-47: Request: The Uzi 9mm? Owner: Hey, only what you see pal. HK-47: Request: The Mandalorian Assault Rifle. Owner: *Hands HK-47 Assault Rifle* So, which one will it be? HK-47: Statement: All. Owner: All. Phew, I can close early. HK-47: *Loads assasin pistol* Owner: Hey, you can't do that! HK-47: Statement: Wrong meatbag! *BANG!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Random HK-50 confronting female Exile: "Query: Are you Sarah Conner?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 HK-47: "Statement: I am the HK-47 unit. Your meatbag life, as you know it, is over. Lower your shield and surrender your meatbag jedi. Resistance is futile!" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleCookiee Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 GO-TO: I am the best droid on your ship! I can fight, am the only droid that can use stealth and I can't trigger mine...*BOOM* (Swoop Track mine blows in GO-TO's *face*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 HK: 1 h473 y0u,m347b46. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 HK-47 Taunting Statement: I know what you're thinking, Meatbag; did he fire six shots, or only five? Well, you've got to ask yourself one question, Meatbag ... HK-47 Taunting Rhetorical Question: "Do I feel Lucky?" HK-47 Taunting Question: Well DO YA, MEATBAG? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 HK-47 Taunting Statement: I know what you're thinking, Meatbag; did he fire six shots, or only five? Well, you've got to ask yourself one question, Meatbag ...HK-47 Taunting Rhetorical Question: "Do I feel Lucky?" HK-47 Taunting Question: Well DO YA, MEATBAG? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Another grand quote from one of the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Worthy of a sig methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Mandalorian leader: "Halt! Nobody walks this jungle without the permission of Mandalore. You will lay down your weapons and follow us to our camp!" HK-47: "Mocking threat: I see dead people..." Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanRedefined Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Atton: Everything's on lockdown, the only way is to go through the mining shaft, filled with all of those crazed mining droids. Exile: I guess I'll go.. Atton: But there's good news! Exile: You found another way to open the doors? Atton: No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleCookiee Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Atton: You know, I was supposed to be in Jedi Knight Exile: So, why weren't you? Atton: A, something minor... Exile: [Force Persuade] Tell me Atton: I will tell you Atton: Well, I asked an enormous amount of money Exile: And? Atton: Well, they didn't want to pay ofcourse Exile: And Obsidian? Atton: Oh yeah, they did, they did have to reduce some ingame functions though to pay my loan Exile: And these functions were? Atton: Ah, nothing important, just a good ending, decent cutting and bug-testing... Exile: What? IT WAS YOUR FAULT? Atton {looking scared}: Ehmmm... Exile: DIE, SCHUTTA, DIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 This one inspired by Gabrielle: Atton:*looks down and sees a bar of soap on the ground and bends on the back to pick it up* Disciple:You have left me an opening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 I think that's already been said Jodo Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 By the way, what does Disciple mean by saying that during a battle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 By the way, what does Disciple mean by saying that during a battle? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's supposed to mean that there's an opening in the opponent's guard, giving him a chance to land a hit. But some people think it has another meaning... :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Poor, poor Mical. Well, back to the topic before the evil moderators come... Iziz Citizen (to Exile): Have you got any open starport visas? Visas: Whom, me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 HK-47: Praise: I like your gun meatbag. Disciple: Must... chop... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! Kreia: Atton, you've been a V E R Y naughty boy for murdering that person. Now, you must be; 'punished'. Go to my quarters, you will find many; 'toys' to play with. Atton: <mind controlled> Yes master. (yes, I have a sick mind. Deal with it.) Mira: The Exile is MINE!!! Visas: MINE!!! Handmaiden: MINE!!! Exile: Why don't you just share me? Handmaiden/Mira/Visas: SHUT UP!!! Atton: If there was ever a Jerry Springer situation... Goto: I should perform a DNA test, just because they like doing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Nihilus: "Mmmhgggr hmmmlllrgg!" Exile: "Gesundheit" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Brilliant one, Jediphile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Onivega Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Tricky the Clown: I HAVE COME TO END YOUR EVIL TRAYA!!! Kreia: Come Tricky...Your p3n0r is no match for the dark side. Tricky the Clown: You dare insult my p3n0r!? My p3n0r can bend iron and hearts!! Kreia: Then let us end this! *Kreia pulls out lightsaber* *Tricky uses his p3n0r as a lightsaber* 40 minutes later *Tricky cuts off kreia's head with his p3n0r* Exile: Am i late?! hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 The Geico one for the win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Atton: "Ah, what are you doing to my mind... What do you want with me?" Kreia: "All games of Dejarik needs it's pawns, murderer, and this promises to be a very long game..." Exile: "Get away from him, you BITCH!!" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 OMG!! I have to say this one!!!! Atton: The ships firing at us! If it hits a meteor, the whole system will blow up! Exile: Great. Atton: Basically, if they hits us we're dead, if they don't hit us, we're dead. But I do have some good news. Exile: What? Tell me! Atton: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Er........Mothman that was almost exactly the same as what RevanRedifined said, one question, why?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Holy Sh*t! I didn't even see that!! Sorry, I should have lurked first. Apologies for stealing your fire, RevanRedefined. :"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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