Darth_Schmarth Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Kreia: "My bad". ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Disciple: You are no better than Handmaiden and Mira! I can show you a recording of what they do when they lock in that storage room... [Everyone stops laughing and pretends to be deaf] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I knew there was something strange about those two master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry: [to audience] Shut the hell up. [to guests] Today, we've got Atton Rand, uh..."the Disciple"?, and the Exile. Where are your names? Atton: I've got a name. Exile: I've got a name too, but the devs made it so I have a generic name. [Everyone looks at Disciple]. Discple: People call me Di. Director: [whispering to Di, Atton, and Exile] Start acting crazy. Atton: Oh yeah. [to Disciple] You stole my woman, man. Disciple: [stands] Well, I do believe that that is mostly untrue. Exile: That's right. Atton: And don't give us that pure-uncarnal-lovey stuff. We all know it's just spin on the truth. Disciple: What?? Exile: Basically, he wants you not to talk about actually loving me and you wouldn't jump in the relationship for the ...extra stuff. Atton: It's all fake. [Disciple stands there confused]. Disciple: WHAT?! Atton: Oh I get it now. [laughs] Jerry: Settle down now... [Atton gets up and draws his lightsaber. The director eggs Disciple on]. Director: [Force Persuade] Disciple guy draw your lightsaber/ Disciple: [success] I will draw my lightsaber. [Atton ignites his lightsaber, so does Disciple] Disciple: What am I doing? Exile: Hey! Guys, how about we settle this the real way? Jerry: Thank you, uh, "Exile". We put each one of you in a therapy session to see how you answered questions... Atton: We were supposed to answer questions?! Oops... Jerry: And we've got the results in this envelope. Disciple: OoOoOoO! Open it up! I want to see what my personality type is! [everyone stares at Disciple] Disciple: I mean... to see if... oh just open it! [Disciple looks excited] Jerry: Okay. [rips envelope] Atton, you don't have any results. Didn't you taek the test? Atton: Heh... Jerry: We'll deal with that later. [looks at another paper] Exile, you have a leadership personality. Disciple: [interrupting] Am I a unicorn?!?!?!?! Jerry: No, it says you have a homo-personality. Disciple: What?! Jerry: You're gay, son. Disciple: Nooooooooo! Atton: Yes! Exile: ...? What? Jerry: We also went through your bedrooms. Here's what we found. [pulls out another piece of paper] In Atton's bedorom, we found, uh, a lot of empty beer bottles, some porn, typical guy stuff. Poker chips, PS2, all that. In Exile's room, we found some typical girl stuff -- Tampax, large pictures of Orlando Bloom, lots of clothes. Exile: [interrupting] You forgot to mention that economy size box of condoms Atton bought! [Audience laughs] Atton: Hey! Jerry: [ignoring them] In Disciple room, we found some Band-Aids and some gay porn. Exile: What?! So that's where the extra credits went!! I thought you bought holovids!! Disciple: They must've been planted... [looks at Atton] Atton: Hey, man, don't confuse the genders. Disciple: Ooooh! [angry, draws lightsaber] Jerry: Enough! [cuts quickly] That's all! Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! ...yes very stupid. Blame the caffine. A tip for this post: do NOT drink 5 cups of coffee before posting.^_^ Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Actually, Disciple's name is Mical. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Actually, Disciple's name is Mical. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know. But the Female Exile never learns his name. Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Disciple: You are no better than Handmaiden and Mira! I can show you a recording of what they do when they lock in that storage room... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Myself:Show me the recording! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Down Jodo... Bad Jodo, No don't hump skion's leg Jodo, Do i have to get the water bottle Jodo? And Skion how would Disiple know about Handmaiden, they never meet. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 And Skion how would Disiple know about Handmaiden, they never meet. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There is actually every possibility they did, seeing as nothing is to prevent you bringing her down to the Sublevel of the Enclave, where Mr Shinyteeth has found his posh residence. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Down Jodo... Bad Jodo, No don't hump skion's leg Jodo, Do i have to get the water bottle Jodo? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hardy har har Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Really,why is this thing still standing if the discussion is so arbitary and humour rude? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Really,why is this thing still standing if the discussion is so arbitary and humour rude? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The humour isn't rude so much as it is unfunny. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Well, I haven't laughed yet(grinned once though), so you do have a point. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 All right, I will no longer discuss that Disciple subject. I see no one takes him seriously anyway. Some more random nonsense... Although I know it's not funny. Kreia [to Exile]: Are you sure Revan is truly dead? What if we undertake to train [points at Atton] this one, and the Dark Lord would return? Divine Voice: Brianna, o Brianna, where for arst thou Brianna? Deny thy mother and refuse thy name. Exile is on the Ebon Hawk after meeting the three Jedi Masters on Dantooine. Kreia is nowhere to be seen, the rest of the party is looking strange: Atton is holding his head, Disciple and Bao-Dur are feeling sick and are about to pass out, the droids are short-circuited... Mandalore [holding his heart]: ...Yes, Exile, she really used Visas' lipstick! I believe she blonded her hair, too... You have no idea how it loo... [falls] Exile: I looked into the deleted content! T3 told me everything about your true identity, Canderous, and about your business with Revan! Now, show me your face at last... Mandalore: We Mandalorians never take off our helmets. One who does loses his honor and is a Mandalorian no more - such are our traditions sanctified by the breath of the centuries... [Exile, using Force levitation, takes off Mandalore's helmet to reveal one of Handmaiden's sisters.] "Mandalore": I knew you were not ready to accept the truth... But why should the real Canderous be still alive? Why should he now be more real than any other political puppet? [nods at G0-T0, Exile faints] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E_Motion Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Exile: "Kreia?" Kreia: "Have you come with questions?" Exile: "Yes, and I need some answers." Kreia: "Have you looked in the cut content?" ********************** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanRedefined Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Exile: "Kreia?" Kreia: "Have you come with questions?" Exile: "Yes, and I need some answers." Kreia: "Have you looked in the cut content?" ********************** <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth jedi Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 exile male: viscas can you teach me force sight only there is a really hot girl in the flat next to mine but the walls get in the way All KOTOR2 charcters have meet on a sith battleship [tardis sound] hello i'm the lucasarts manager sound of gun fire wild battle cries and dieing screams of Lucasarts manager HK: Die meatbag Atton: Thats what you get for putting me a coverboy and giving me no romance with the Exile Disciple: why dont we all meditate Nilius: gf dyme ys qis vas ncegdzuxe Visicas: Thats what you get for not letting me take my vale off I NEED THE EXILE GOTO- IM NOT FAT T3-M4- beep Exile- i will not have that language T3 Kriea- I will be YOUNG!!!! Wheres my hand Sion- You gave me my sensitive skin now you will die (bits of his skin start to peel) Mira- Hey exile need some help getting to sleep tonight Male exile- I WANTED THE HANDMADIAN Mandalore_-i had the time of my life in the first game but now this tHE MANDOLOIANS WILL RULE Lucasarts manager- look guys it needed to be out for christmas also we are sadistic **** mhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa strikes them all down with game bug!!! (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Heh, good all! I think we should rename this thread to 'Take the p**s out of the KotOR characters lines' :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Nihilus, he has the hunger for power... ... and cheesburgers. The Sith Lords, fighting for control of the galaxy, and the last slice of pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Exile: I have come to stop you. Nihilus: Aldkjlskjeiogj. Mandalore: Here, spit out your Listerine in this cup. [hands him a cup] Nihilus: [to Mandalore] Thank you. [to Exile] No you won't! Muhahahaha! Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Mira- Hey exile need some help getting to sleep tonight Mandalore_-i had the time of my life in the first game but now this THE MANDOLOIANS WILL RULE <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1. 2.Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Mira- Hey exile need some help getting to sleep tonight Mandalore_-i had the time of my life in the first game but now this THE MANDOLOIANS WILL RULE <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1. 2.Hahaha <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, those Mandoloians sure are something. The only thing I don't get is the joke? ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Yeah, those Mandoloians sure are something. The only thing I don't get is the joke? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're not the only one. Oh what the heck: Kreia: Perhaps there will be no great Mandalorian crusade, and in the end all that will be left is the empty shell upon a man, too easily slain by a jedi. Mandalore: *stumbles forward akwardly* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Kreia: *slaps Mandalore upside the head* Oh shut up you fool! Don't tell me it's not funny. I already know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 The Sith Lords, fighting for control of the galaxy, and the last slice of pizza. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too bad the Teen Titans, badly misrepresented though they may be, already have dib's on this one buddy Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth jedi Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Atton is facing Tyranus in the cut content Tyranus: and now the fool Atton: You will die Tyranus is using force cruch to kill atton NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Atton fangirl club comes running from everywhere Tyranus collaspes in shock Atton rejects them all and goes after the exile instead reven: exile i am your father exile:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO reven: and bastilla is your mother tyranus is your grandmother sion is your godfather exile is foaming at the mouth Nilius is your grandad Atris is your aunt GOTO was ypur babysitter exile commits suiside (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Atton is facing Tyranus in the cut content Tyranus: and now the fool Atton: You will die Tyranus is using force cruch to kill atton NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Atton fangirl club comes running from everywhere Tyranus collaspes in shock Atton rejects them all and goes after the exile instead reven: exile i am your father exile:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO reven: and bastilla is your mother tyranus is your grandmother sion is your godfather exile is foaming at the mouth Nilius is your grandad Atris is your aunt GOTO was ypur babysitter exile commits suiside (w00t) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You do of course know that Tyranus is Count Dooku from the Prequels? You might have confused Tyranus with Traya and Reven with Revan. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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