KOTORFanactic Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 HK-47 talks to the Exile about some of his first crew. (inspired by a certain sound clip found on this site) KOTOR2 cut scene files and sound files. KOTOR2 Restoration Team The actual sound clip is here. Sound Clip And now to the show. HK-47: Statement: Oh, yes, my master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me state some specific examples. Mockery: *Impersonates Carth* Oh master, I do not trust you. I cannot trust you, or anyone, ever again! HK-47: Mockery: *Imperosnates Bastila* Oh master, I love you, but I hate all that you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy mucus covered lips together in the cargo hold. HK-47: Mockery: *Impersonates Juhani* Master, I killed my former master, and ran to a grove crying. Now I'm attracted to you. HK-47: Mockery: *Impersonates Mission* Master, master, my brother ran off with a Twi'Lek W**RE HK-47: Mockery: *Impersonates Zaalbaar* Help me master. I can't face my past because I showed my claws to my people, and they said I was mad. Hk-47: Conclusion: Such pheromone driven meatbag responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors, and make me wish I could hold a blaster pistol to my behaiviour core and pull the trigger. Again, inspired by the work of the KOTOR2 Restoration team, and their work to restore KOTOR2 to it's true glory. Also inspired by one of the many sound clips they have managed to re-create. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 you missed a few. Jolee, and canderous. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 you missed a few. Jolee, and canderous T3 as well. I couldn't realy think of much for them. If anyone else wants to try... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Has anyone tries this yet? Kreia: "No, Brianna - *I* am your mother!!" Handmaiden: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" :D Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E_Motion Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Has anyone tries this yet? Kreia: "No, Brianna - *I* am your mother!!" Handmaiden: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Handmaiden: <looking down - hands covering ears - shaking her head> "Poor Father. Poor poor Father!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Or how about this: Handmaiden: "You've got to take me seriously!" Exile (male): "I'd love to take you... Seriously!" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E_Motion Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 More Fun with Kreia ******************************************************************** Bao Dur to Kreia: "Its about time we did something about your hand... The see-through wrist model is quite popular..." <pauses, thinking> "and... we really ought to do something about that scowl..." ******************************************************************** Kreia to Exile: (male) Never have you wondered what it would mean in the Echani rituals if the two of you sparred and fought - and you won, completely and utterly? If perhaps she would give in, surrender herself to you? Exile: Duh... Do lightsabers light up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Atton-If I become a Jedi,I'll have to torture myself to death. Exile-Your point being? :D master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Disciple: Exile, I have something to tell you. Exile: [excited] You're coming out of the closet, finally? Disciple: Uh, no. Actually-- Exile: [interrupting, relieved] PHEW! The devs actually had me fooled that you were the romance interest. But no-thank-you! Disciple: Uh-- Exile: I've gotta go tell Atton right away-- Disciple: [yelling] WE'VE LANDED ON NAR SHADDA! Exile: [disappointed/slightly embarrassed] Oh. [hoepfuly] Is there anything else you want to tell me? [Disciple looks unscathed.] Exile: [coaxing tone] C'mon, you know you want to. [Force Persuade] You are gay. Disciple: [success] I am gay. [realizing what he just said] What?! Exile: [turning to desk off screen at which the developers are sitting at] See. He even said it. Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Disciple: Exile, I have something to tell you. Exile: [excited] You're coming out of the closet, finally? Disciple: Uh, no. Actually-- Exile: [interrupting, relieved] PHEW! The devs actually had me fooled that you were the romance interest. But no-thank-you! Disciple: Uh-- Exile: I've gotta go tell Atton right away-- Disciple: [yelling] WE'VE LANDED ON NAR SHADDA! Exile: [disappointed/slightly embarrassed] Oh. [hoepfuly] Is there anything else you want to tell me? [Disciple looks unscathed.] Exile: [coaxing tone] C'mon, you know you want to. [Force Persuade] You are gay. Disciple: [success] I am gay. [realizing what he just said] What?! Exile: [turning to desk off screen at which the developers are sitting at] See. He even said it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You just want to see him get it on with Atton,don't you? " master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Disciple: Exile, I have something to tell you.Exile: [excited] You're coming out of the closet, finally? Disciple: Uh, no. Actually-- Exile: [interrupting, relieved] PHEW! The devs actually had me fooled that you were the romance interest. But no-thank-you! Disciple: Uh-- Exile: I've gotta go tell Atton right away-- Disciple: [yelling] WE'VE LANDED ON NAR SHADDA! Exile: [disappointed/slightly embarrassed] Oh. [hoepfuly] Is there anything else you want to tell me? [Disciple looks unscathed.] Exile: [coaxing tone] C'mon, you know you want to. [Force Persuade] You are gay. Disciple: [success] I am gay. [realizing what he just said] What?! Exile: [turning to desk off screen at which the developers are sitting at] See. He even said it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You just want to see him get it on with Atton,don't you? " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where's Flatus with his famous pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Disciple: Juma Juice, Atton? Atton: No way am I taking Juma from you... Disciple: Did the Exile say that I was interested in men? Atton: You mean gay? Yeah. I mean, it's not like it isn't obvious... Disciple: But would you enjoy some glasses of Juma with me, Atton? Atton: If you think we will wake up happy after these drinks you are wrong. [laughs] Is this some kind of clumsy come-on? Disciple: No! Atton: Whatever, man. Hey, I heard Juhani was a lesbian. You've got some common ground. Disciple: [to himself] Damn! I wanted to get the best lookin' of 'em. Gotta try Mandalore next... ... Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Exile - Did you get the new Snoop Dogg CD? Disiple - No, did you get the new Richard Simmon's video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Here's something to think about: Female exile to Atton: I love you, Atton. Atton: I love you too, exile. (stabs her with a lightsaber) Female exile: You stabbed me! Why did you do that? Atton: Because I love you, exile. Remember I killed that female Jedi because I loved her, too? Female exile: Oh yeah... Atton: Sorry, I can't help it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Atton: "We've arrived at Malachor V. Jeeze, look at that thing. How in the blazes do you people expect me to land the ship in that god-forsaken nest of sharp, pointy rocks, much less take off again?" Exile: "Don't worry - the programmers will have long since run out of time by then..." :D Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Here's something to think about: Female exile to Atton: I love you, Atton. Atton: I love you too, exile. (stabs her with a lightsaber) Female exile: You stabbed me! Why did you do that? Atton: Because I love you, exile. Remember I killed that female Jedi because I loved her, too? Female exile: Oh yeah... Atton: Sorry, I can't help it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kreia: I only allow you to see... Exile: Then can I see you dead? Kreia: You do, in time. Atton: More cryptic Jedi talk! Just tell heryou die in the ending. C'mon, anybody who reads the scripts knows that. Exile: There's a script?! [grabs script from Atton] [reads for a bit, looks up cringing] So I do get a romance? It's with [points with digsut at Disciple]HIM?!?! Atton: Hey, don't worry. We can date offscreen. Exile: Really? Okay. Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Master Vrook: We will cut you off the Force... Exile: So this means I'll drop back to level one? (Kreia enters) Exile: Kreia, can you please become the main character for a minute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 As the masters try to seal the Exile from the force Exile WhEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm FLYING... Kreia:You can't seal the exile. Die! she kills them Exile:AWWW that was fun. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Bao-Dur: "General, I've been wondering about something..." Exile: "What is it?" Bao-Dur: "Well, we've been to three planets and in several space combats since we boarded this ship, and in all that time, we haven't serviced it..." Exile: "Your point being?" Bao-Dur: "Well, that must have consumed rather a lot of fuel. Don't you think we should refuel the Ebon Hawk soon?" Exile: "Don't worry - we haven't crashed for a while now, so we're bound to do so soon anyway." Bao-Dur: "Oh..." Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 T3::rolls over and shuts down Bao's arm while he's asleep: Bao::YAWN: hmmm what a nice nap later Exile: ummm Bao why are you running around without an arm? Bao: HUH!? Exile: look.... Bao::looks and screams: how did this happen. His hand starts to drag itself to him. Exile: egad it's a zombie hand Bao: NO WAIT EXILE Exile stabs the hand Bao: I hate it when he does that. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 HK-47: Song: 'I'm-a-killing meeeeatbags; all the yip long daaaaaaaaay' Exile: If you hate the force, then why do you use it? Kreia: I use it as I owuld a poison... Exile: Sooooooooooooooo; shouldn't you be dead about now? HK-47: Angry Stament: You mean I've had my memory wiped again? I will gut the meatbag who decided to do that to me for the sequel. Let's face it, twice in two games. He really doesn't have a good run of luck. I think he needs a four leaf clover for good luck. Or better yet, a Gizka foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Let's face it, twice in two games. He really doesn't have a good run of luck. I think he needs a four leaf clover for good luck. Or better yet, a Gizka foot. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HK-47: Statement: I would rather have a meatbag's hand than a gizka foot or the four leaf clover. ... o_O [Exile is walking around a corner, Atton bumps into her] Atton: You and I collide. Exile: Isn't that a song? Atton: No... of course not. Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Some squid alien guy( it sound s like this when he talks): Yur hapy Burpday/Your happy birthday "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacemonkey Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Vogga the Hutt: "I don't suppose you have a Tic Tac?" Jorran: "Moisture Vaporators? I dunno, but hey, you wanna buy some weed?" Exile: "So...Hanharr...uh...is that French? Uh, no, I...I guess it wouldn't be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanRedefined Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 *Exile kicks Kreia off of Trayus Core* Exile: Now that's done with, I can get down to business. Kreia: Uhm, is anyone up there? I seem to have fallen off. Exile: Wtf? Didn't you explode? Kreia: No, I'm still alive, just very badly burned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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