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I'm impressed by people who can speak multiple languages.  I really wish the education system in the United States would push that.  I only speak broken Spanish.

 

I speak English and a few of its aussie dialects where we mess it up to fool around with the snobby english tourists

 

 

I speak multiple English dialects (because I like to mess around with people occassionally) and some broken Spanish. They only thing I learned in school was the broken Spanish. ;)

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I only speak American-English and Deutsch - the only language where everything you say sounds as if you're cursing. It's beautiful.

 

Now if only I could Force-Persuade my teacher to give me a hundred/hundred on my next German test . . .

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Hmm. Since the original poster asked for some pointers as to how to deal with girls, I thought you might find this thread interesting. If you can't get a girl using that stuff, well, I won't be surprised. ^_^

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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To the original poster:

 

1. Don't be crude

2. Don't stare at her breasts

3. Don't grope

4. Make sure you're clean, shaved and don't smell like a tar pit/my brother's bedroom

5. Get to know her first

 

Okay, its all pretty obvious, but you'd be suprised. Aside from those, be a gentleman. Corny though it sounds you'd be amazed how many girls you can pick up just from being polite and courteous from the word go (I speak from experiance). Aside from that, be yourself, and that should weed out the undesirables.

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