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Serrano

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Chilloutman

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Dont know where else to put this gem so here it is

 

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

Malcador

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

Pidesco

Pidesco

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"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Amentep

Amentep

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

Malcador

Malcador

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

Malcador

Malcador

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12 hours ago, Sarex said:

So Yoda was German.

It really sounds straight out of Backstroke of the West

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

Sarex

Sarex

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8 minutes ago, Malcador said:

It really sounds straight out of Backstroke of the West

At first I though I was having a stroke. Then after a bit of searching I found that this is a Chinese bootleg dub... How have I never seen this before. 😂

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"because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

Malcador

Malcador

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3 minutes ago, Sarex said:

At first I though I was having a stroke. Then after a bit of searching I found that this is a Chinese bootleg dub... How have I never seen this before. 😂

Allah Gold approves!

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

LadyCrimson

LadyCrimson

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Dad pretending he doesn't wanna, until the lights go off.
Kids get fun toys these days.

 

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
bugarup

bugarup

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On 11/13/2024 at 9:50 PM, Sarex said:

At first I though I was having a stroke. Then after a bit of searching I found that this is a Chinese bootleg dub... How have I never seen this before. 😂

Seriously, never encountered "Do not want" meme before? :biggrin: Or never was interested how it came into existence?

Sarex

Sarex

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3 hours ago, bugarup said:

Seriously, never encountered "Do not want" meme before? :biggrin: Or never was interested how it came into existence?

I'm not that big of a fan of star wars. My favorite thing that came from that universe apart from the games is the Clone Wars shorts.

"because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

Azdeus

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

Malcador

Malcador

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these-smug-pilots-have-lost-touch-with-r

 

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

LadyCrimson

LadyCrimson

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This was my husband for ... 12+ years? Mostly the coffee. :lol:
Now, he wasn't the only talent there, mind, and at the end he also had managerial duties, and it was a small company, but when he finally burnt out (60+ hour weeks) and quit, his boss sold/closed the company. eg, boss didn't want to continue without him.

 

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts

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