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25 minutes ago, Raithe said:

For an interesting take...

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Eh. I think its more **** will be ****, regardless of where you find them. 

I know a lot of fans who are totally "I'm okay, you're okay" and that to me is real fandom.  And I've met a lot of fans who are totally about trying to prove they're more fan than you (or that their fandom is better than yours). 

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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"Valentine's Day is very commercial so we shouldn't lose track of the real meaning of this special day.  The day native Hawaiians stabbed Captain James Cook in his colonising neck on Feb 14, 1779"

 

Note: To be fair, Cook wasn't a coloniser per se, just an explorer. But explorers of that day and age tended to get followed by the colonisers. And from what my hazey memory recalls, it was a lot of ups and downs that caused it.  Crew of his ship grabbed wood for repairs, apparently not knowing it was from a sacred ritual area of the locals. The locals responded by capturing a ships cutter. Cook tried taking a local chieftain hostage for its recovery, and it all went **** up.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


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I don't know if it was a slip of the tongue or deliberately (if so, kudos to her)

 

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“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Many years ago, before there were more than three Star Wars movies, I was in a bookstore with a friend of mine and we came across a coffee table book that they wanted $80 for. Now, mind you, $80 had a lot more buying power in those days than it has today, and the book was no more than some stills from the movie and a few copy blocks.  

I was incensed that they would ask that much for it, but he said “No! People will pay a ton of money for Star Wars stuff. For example, did you know that for $300 you can get a life-size stuffed Yoda?”


I looked at him, and I said “The only way that I would pay $300 for a life sized stuffed Yoda was if it was actually Siamese twins, female, stuffed Yodas, made in Switzerland and autographed by Dr. Seuss!”
 

He shook his head and said “I know I’m going to regret asking this, but why would you pay $300 for life-sized stuffed Yoda female Siamese twins made in Switzerland and autographed by Dr. Seuss?”
 

I said “Because then they’d be  Yoda-lady, Yoda-lady, Whos.”

 

 

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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