Raithe Posted September 1, 2021 Posted September 1, 2021 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Chilloutman Posted September 1, 2021 Posted September 1, 2021 2 6 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Malcador Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Finally, a way to determine a True Scotsman. 7 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
rjshae Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 7 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
teknoman2 Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 1 7 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Raithe Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 3 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 1 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Chilloutman Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
teknoman2 Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Raithe Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
rjshae Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 (Courtesy of xkcd) 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
the_dog_days Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 16 hours ago, Chilloutman said: This is the first time I've ever seen anyone call child workers greedy.
Raithe Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 2 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Gorth Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Not really "ha ha" funny, but more in the somewhat amusing category. A Kiwi cinema worker struggling to record a message and afterwards realize he had failed to delete his failed attempts (always ending in profanity), which then in turn greeted people calling the cinema https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-58449868 The man was trying to inform customers that the Movie Max in Timaru was closed due to Covid restrictions. But, the employee struggled to get his words out and that left him frustrated. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
melkathi Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 4 2 Unobtrusively informing you about my new ebook (which you should feel free to read and shower with praise).
Gfted1 Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 1 5 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
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