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1 hour ago, Raithe said:

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phe, we were never fascist, no idea where you get that from

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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5 hours ago, Malcador said:

I never got why the Republic never had an army, or Space militia or something.

because they had no external enemies to fend off and no internal disputes that required an army. after 1000 years of that you tend to forget that "if you want peace, prepare for war"

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

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In EU, I believe it went with how each system/sector had its own militarised "police" for local issues. Anything bigger and the various systems were supposed to co-operate and offer up elements of their system forces to combine together under Republic control.

By the time of the Phantom Menace and such, the Republics bureaucracy was just bloated and all the cracks were appearing and systems weren't being as cooperative.

 

On other funny things:

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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For a certain kind of snark....

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Okay, recycled telephone cords turned into art kind of made me chuckle.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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