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Funny Stuff: A new Joke

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Then you raise an issue, and the developer rejects the bug and tells you to clear your cache after which you see that now there is only a circle and the square hole.

"because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    7 hours ago, Gorth said:

    This should ring a bell for my fellow developers... (yes, users are like *that*)

     

    I get to fix the mistakes, so I have no sympathy for the developers not thinking of things ahead of time!

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    At Monroe Reservoir this guy took a little tikes boat got it registered, stuck a trolling motor on it and got stopped by the water police🤣. They checked his papers it was legit🤣

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    the wooden bomb thing in the military thread reminded us o' this bit from a few years past 'bout difference 'tween US and english humor.

    HA! Good Fun!

    "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

    "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    9 hours ago, Gorth said:

    This should ring a bell for my fellow developers... (yes, users are like *that*)

     

    Of course we are, and it's not our fault if developers cannot think like humans. No sympathy from me either. 🧐

     

     

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    4 hours ago, Raithe said:

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    Looks a little dingy.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Physics

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    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    Thought for the Day: "The oil industry is large-scale necromancy. We dig into million year old tombs, pump out the sludge of concentrated dead stuff, animate with fire and air, and harness the energy of countless corpses, forcing them to drive our engines, all while the visceral filth permeates the air and water."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I saw this. Didn’t get it. Moved on. About an hour later it hit me and I started laughing.

    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    9 minutes ago, Guard Dog said:

    I saw this. Didn’t get it. Moved on. About an hour later it hit me and I started laughing.

    So you mean your perception shifted?

    No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

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