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Funny Stuff: Return of the Funny

Amentep
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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    So it appears Trump has a personal rapper, and she's...not that bad! \m/

     

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    59 minutes ago, Guard Dog said:

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    Are there really people who think that consoles would make PCs obsolete (excluding PC gamers who don't understand why anyone would use a console so ascribe that motive to console gamers)?

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

    26 minutes ago, Amentep said:

    Are there really people who think that consoles would make PCs obsolete (excluding PC gamers who don't understand why anyone would use a console so ascribe that motive to console gamers)?

    I don’t know. I just thought this was funny

    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    Hmm, wheres the arsenic and cyanide?

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    1 hour ago, Gfted1 said:

    Hmm, wheres the arsenic and cyanide?

    Isn't the cyanide in the seeds rather than the apple flesh?

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    1 hour ago, Amentep said:

    Isn't the cyanide in the seeds rather than the apple flesh?

    I just went with "chemical composition of an apple", I didnt separate various parts out. Perhaps Luke was referring to the skin? 🤔

    I would say my whole Minsc thread is funny. Come laugh at me there

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    40 minutes ago, Gfted1 said:

    I just went with "chemical composition of an apple", I didnt separate various parts out. Perhaps Luke was referring to the skin? 🤔

    Yeah, dunno.🤷‍♂️

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    3 hours ago, Raithe said:

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    This is great. But I don't think anti-lockdown people will understand it. They won't notice that much more people would die without coats. "Coats don't work" they will say. lol

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    5 hours ago, Raithe said:

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    Well ISIS have better cars for sure

    I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

    9 hours ago, Raithe said:

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    The Tally-ban

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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