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https://www.newsweek.com/storm-area-51-aliens-ufos-facebook-naruto-run-1448449

 

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According to the description, everyone will meet at the "Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry." Organizers recommend that the group runs in unison in the style of animé ninja Naruto Uzumaki, with their heads forward and arms held outstretched behind them.

"If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let's see them aliens," the event description says. Whether or not anyone takes the joke seriously and shows up on September 20 at the heavily-guarded and closely-surveilled site remains to be seen.

 

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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The US Military Has Responded To Plans To Storm Area 51

Air Force spokesperson Laura McAndrews released a message to people thinking of actually trespassing in September.  

“[Area 51] is an open training range for the US Air Force," she said in a release seen by the Independent. "We would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces," she continued, casually reminding any reader that there are probably quite a lot of guns on site.  “The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets."

 

What could possibly go wrong?

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