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Sometimes Youtube delivers good comments

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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This might be a bit of a niche reference for some...

 

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother?

 

What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest.

 

Begone! Lest I draw my nail...

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Now, who is going to make some of these for their tree this year?

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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The Story of the 3 Bulls

 

Once upon a time there was a farmer who had a big herd of cows and three bulls. An older one, a middle bull and a young bull whose horns were barely grown in. The three bulls overheard the farmer talking about bringing in a fourth bull. Needless to say they were not happy.

 

“I’ve been the king of this pasture my whole life” said the eldest. “Half these cows are mine and I’m not sharing”

 

The middle bull nodded and said “most of the others are mine and I’m definitely no sharing”

 

The youngest said “Well I’ve only got two cows and he can’t have either of them. I’m not sharing either”

 

A few days pass and a big trailer pulls up in the farmyard. The farmer opens the gate and out steps the biggest, meanest looking Aberdeen Angus bull the other three had ever seen! He had long horns, deep chest, stood 6’ high at the shoulder and had an evil gleam in his eye. He cast one look at the original three bulls and they started shaking.

 

The eldest turned to the other two and said “You know, maybe I’ve been too hasty. We should be friends with our new herd mate. Maybe I will share my cows with him”

 

The middle bull nodded and said “no need in being un-neighborly. I think I’ll share some of mine as well”

 

The youngest bull took a long look at the newcomer and let out a bellow. He kicked down the fence jumped into the yard and started snorting and pawing the ground and shaking his horns at the giant bull. The other two looked at him like he had lost his mind.

 

“Get back here” the eldest said. “You can’t fight him that thing will kill you!”

 

The youngest looked back at them and said “I don’t want to fight him… I just want to make sure he knows I’M a bull!”

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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