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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    I don't get it.

    DM means Direct Message on Twitter and also Dungeon Master in RPG's. So hilarity ensues...

     

     

    I think I preferred not getting it. 

     

     

    I would also, but unfortunately I'm cursed with knowledge.

     

    I understand the feeling, today someone told me that dogs are you wolfs that have been breed over generations to have massive down syndrome and that's why they're so trusting. I can't look at them the same way as I did before but I'm also looking to find some hot down syndrome chicks.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Now I'm imagining crucified garden gnomes.

    You mean impaled.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    How often does that happen that it is considered a 'thing'? L0LZ

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    How often does that happen that it is considered a 'thing'? L0LZ

     

    Depends where you are. Montana issues permits for salvaging dead deer, elk, moose, and antelope. It's a pretty common sight driving through the state. I knew a guy who lived off the road kill there.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I would never allow this as DM. It seems silly  on every level. Not to mention, unfair to the other players.

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

    I would never allow this as DM. It seems silly  on every level. Not to mention, unfair to the other players.

    They were looting him/her, so its fair game.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    nAH.

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

    Seems like a good way to get your OOC ass kicked. :p

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Wow, that's old as hell, but I always get a chuckle out of it.

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    Hah, my wife did that costume with her coworkers.

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