IMPORTANT IMPS ARMY

[omgFIREBALLS]

ARKEMYR NEVER GAVE NICER NAME WHEN SHRIEKING DIMWIT ASK. NO ASK.

[Tarlonniel]

NEW LIST!

SHRIEKING DIMWIT.
UTTERLY HOPELESS.
UGLY STINKBALL.
STUPID PEEPER.
SODDING BUGGER.
USELESS THING.
GNA.
LUMBER-JACK.
LAZY WORM.
MEANINGLESS GARBAGE.
OTHER DIMWIT.
PRONOUN STUPID NAME.

[omgFIREBALLS]

TODAY SHRIEKING DIMWIT EAT EKERA GROUNDMEAT WITH BREAD AND PINEAPPLE. GELLARDE GROUNDMEAT HORRIFIED. TAKE PINEAPPLE.

[bugarup]

SHRIEKING DIMWIT EAT PINEAPPLE WITH MEAT? SHRIEKING DIMWIT NEED NEW NAME, SHRIEKING PERVERT! BLEUGH!
 

[omgFIREBALLS]

IMP DOCTOR SAY EAT MORE FRUIT NOT ONLY MEAT. IMP DOCTOR NOT GET MORE SPECIFIC.

[mirwir]

MASTER GIVE SODDING BUGGER FAKE SHINY. BECAUSE SODDING BUGGER KNOWS SHINY WHEN SODDEN BUGGER TASTE SHINY. SODDING BUGGER MISS TASTEY SHINIES

[Slotharingia]

PRETTY BIRDLADY RIGHT TO THINK SHRIEKING DIMWIT IDIOT TO EAT SHARKMAN. WHY NOT EAT PRIEST LADY? SMELLS BETTER.

[omgFIREBALLS]

WHO SHARKMAN AND WHO PRETTY BIRDLADY. SHRIEKING DIMWIT NOT LEARN NAMES OF FOOD. ARKEMYR NOT EVEN LEARN NAME OF PIG HE EAT. AND ARKEMYR VERY CA-PABLE OF REMEMBERING NAME. SHRIEKING DIMWIT NOT.

[Taevyr]

LAZY WORM LIKE FIRE GROUNDMEAT. TASTE LIKE BARBECUE.

[Ashen Rohk]

NEMNOK TOOK IMP POOP IN TALKING SKULL

[algroth]

(I enjoy reading this thread in the voice of Sam Riegel)

[omgFIREBALLS]

LOWERCASE GROUNDMEAT FILTH!

[SerenityHarkness]

SPY! GROUNDMEAT SPY! KILL IT! TAKE SHINIES!

[Tarlonniel]

IS ONE SPY OR TWO? WHO THIS SAM RIEGEL? VERY SUSPICIOUS.

[omgFIREBALLS]

HOW MANY IS TWO? IS SAM AND RIEGEL SPY?

[Slotharingia]

SHRIEKING DIMWIT NOT REMEMBER NAMES BUT REMEMBER LONG RUBBISH WORDS LIKE PRONONOUN? ARKEMYR EAT WHAT IMP GIVE HIM. INCLUDING DUNG.

[omgFIREBALLS]

UGLY STINKBALL EAT WHAT ARKEMYR GIVE HIM. INCLUDING DUNG.

[InsaneCommander]

MEANINGLESS GARBAGE EAT DUNG TOO. KNOW SECRET SOURCE WITH ENDLESS SUPPLY.

[Tarlonniel]

ENDLESS DUNG? UTTERLY HOPELESS THOUGHT ALL DUNG CAME FROM END. WHAT THIS NEW PLACE? MIDDLE?

[InsaneCommander]

MEANINGLESS GARBAGE NO SAY. TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW ALREADY. THEY GO AND EAT THERE TO KEEP IT SECRET.

 

SOME GO RUNNING, WITH HAND IN BELLY. MUST BE HUNGRY. EVERYONE LEAVE VERY HAPPY. TASTY DUNG IS TASTY.

[Slotharingia]

IF LIKE DUNG CAN EAT OWN DUNG OVER AND OVER AND NEVER AGAIN BE HUNGRY. DRINK PISS TOO? UGLY STINKBALL PREFER STEAL CHEESE AND CIDER FROM MASTER AND PISS AND POO IN MASTER'S FOOD.

[omgFIREBALLS]

COMRADE IMPS STUPID. NO LIKE PINEAPPLE. BUT LIKE OFF-AL.

[Taevyr]

LAZY WORM TRY LOOK FOR SHINIES IN FORT-TRESS, BUT GROUNDMEAT FIRE CANNON AT LAZY WORM. MUST HAVE MANY SHINIES TO PROTECT.

 

 

WHY FELLOW IMPS EATING DUNG? ARKEMYR MAKE CLEAN CHAMBER POT WITH TONGUE?

[bugarup]

PINEAPPLE GOOD WITH RUM AND COCONUT. BAD WITH MEAT. WHO OFF-ALL? SODDING BUGGER WANT TO MEET HIM, HAS LIST OF GROUNDMEAT SODDING BUGGER WANTS TO BE OFFED. MAYBE MR OFF-ALL CAN HELP. NAME SAY HE NOT BE PICKY.

[omgFIREBALLS]

WE NEED TAKE OVER DEADFIRE. STOP TALK ABOUT FOOD.