UMM! You forgot something, Mirke...

[Tagaziel]

  On 5/26/2018 at 10:29 AM, Juodas Varnas said:

Which raises another question, if they did, is Eothas perpetually 'rock-hard'?

If not, can the floppy adra bit become as such at will? If so, is it an effective counter for enemy naval units?

[anathanielh]

  On 5/26/2018 at 10:29 AM, Juodas Varnas said:

 

  On 5/26/2018 at 10:25 AM, Tagaziel said:

 

  On 5/26/2018 at 8:14 AM, Juodas Varnas said:

Especially considering he's walking around butt-naked through entire continents right now.

Which raises the question: Did the ancient Engwithans sculpt a shaft for the statue of Maros Nua?

Which raises another question, if they did, is Eothas perpetually 'rock-hard'?

Spoiler: He attacks with his junk in the final fight. It instakills your entire party unless you have some form of protection

[Boeroer]

 

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You have to wrap a big piece of waxed sailcloth around it OR summon a holographic illusion of nude Durance (aka Nudurance)

  

[Skazz]

  On 5/26/2018 at 12:40 PM, Boeroer said:

 

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You have to wrap a big piece of waxed sailcloth around it OR summon a holographic illusion of nude Durance (aka Nudurance)

  

 

 

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[Juodas Varnas]

  On 5/26/2018 at 12:40 PM, Boeroer said:

 

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You have to wrap a big piece of waxed sailcloth around it OR summon a holographic illusion of nude Durance (aka Nudurance)

  

[TheisEjsing]

 

So, you made me into a meme...

[fortuntek]

...I like the sudden turn this thread has taken.

 

 

Have you guys been taking notes from Aarik?

[InsaneCommander]

 

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Edited May 27, 2018 by InsaneCommander

[anathanielh]

If they close this thread, then I will have lost my purpose.

[injurai]

Imo, if Obsidian does patch in the fix, which it sounds like they will.

 

They should have a console only toggle to revert the change. Pretty sure never-undies Mirke is now the official community head canon.

[Tagaziel]

But what if you are also sailing a junk?

 

(also, this thread is life)

 

Also, #teamnudemirke

Edited May 27, 2018 by Tagaziel

[Boeroer]

Mirke, the only true "wild" orlan.

[fortuntek]

  On 5/27/2018 at 6:49 AM, Boeroer said:

Mirke, the only true "wild" orlan.

 

If anything, things were a little *cough* wild than you'd expect

[Dr. Hieronymous Alloy]

  On 5/26/2018 at 10:25 AM, Tagaziel said:

 

  On 5/26/2018 at 8:14 AM, Juodas Varnas said:

Especially considering he's walking around butt-naked through entire continents right now.

Which raises the question: Did the ancient Engwithans sculpt a shaft for the statue of Maros Nua?

 

 

 

I find myself posting this a lot lately:

 

https://i.imgur.com/pY9dZd3.jpg

[Skazz]

I'm fifty two percent sure Doctor Manhattan never said that...

 

...did he?

[Dr. Hieronymous Alloy]

  On 5/27/2018 at 2:26 PM, Skazz said:

I'm fifty two percent sure Doctor Manhattan never said that...

 

...did he?

 

 

Oh, from here originally: http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/watchmen-funnies/1/

[Skazz]

"What's that smell? And who's crying?"

 

Oh God. I think I'm dead.

[drael6464]

  On 5/25/2018 at 12:48 AM, Aramintai said:

 

  On 5/25/2018 at 12:45 AM, Katarack21 said:

 

  On 5/25/2018 at 12:30 AM, Aramintai said:

Huh, I thought orlans were supposed to be furrier.

She's a meadow orlan. It's the forest orlans that are furry. Or as the SLAVE MASTERS say, Hearth Orlans and Wild Orlans.

 

Isn't she the same type as Serafen? He sure looks furrier than her, she looks like a small blue human or elf.

 

 

Could be the effect of orlan testosterone. Maybe the boys are furrier. 

[Tagaziel]

Or maybe Mirke just shaves.

[Juodas Varnas]

  On 5/27/2018 at 3:13 PM, Tagaziel said:

Or maybe Mirke just shaves.

[Dr. Hieronymous Alloy]

The game lore and especially the game art is somewhat inconsistent as to exactly how hairy "hearth" and "wild" orlans actually are. Some "hearth orlans" are very furry, some are just people with ears. It may just be that there's a lot of person to person variation. The PC hearth orlan default texture has a light furry texture even on the face etc., but it's only really visible if you look closely.

[TheisEjsing]

  On 5/27/2018 at 3:13 PM, Tagaziel said:

Or maybe Mirke just shaves.

Have you tried to shave when you're drunk like Mirke? Can't recomment it. Especially not the southern parts! 

Edited May 27, 2018 by TheisEjsing

[anathanielh]

What if mirke is half woodelf and half orlan? No hair but with orlan body.

 

I request that this be canon!

[PangaeaACDC]

Wood, huh?

[Tagaziel]

  On 5/27/2018 at 3:31 PM, TheisEjsing said:

Have you tried to shave when you're drunk like Mirke? Can't recomment it. Especially not the southern parts!

That's why she's a monk.