I'm impressed, you should keep writing, because such a level of literacy is not common. Also, there is some humour in there!
Asimov was an inveterate punner, and he wrote a short story about why puns were not received as well as they might be.
It was about the lifecycle of memes, IIRC, and their measurements; the "other intelligence" that created memes in human culture used the endless repitition of jokes as a metric. Puns, as an independent form of humour, only interfered with the process, and so had been hardwired as "unfunny", to avoid excessive interference.