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'Til some punk climbs in the window and then sells your dead ass to a pawn shop! You might get to see the world that way. The sad thing is that I can see my wife actually doing that when her piece of crap dog dies.

http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGPrices2006.aspx

:D Kototkyle, you might want to read the website a little more.

When you've run out of ideas for that special someone... There's Lifegem!

It's from "The Charge of the Goddess". A little 'inter-faith' but seemed appropriate to the subject.

I heard Fionavar was one of them. He was satisfied when he closed it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The guy with the name thats starts with a "T" closed it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wasn't me. I did get word that it was 'tossed' for several references to hand-jobs though.

Uh-huh...I must have missed those.

What about allowable topics? What should fly and what shouldn't?

"And you who seek to know Me, know that the seeking and yearning will avail you not, unless you know the Mystery: for if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without."

Dammit! That's what I get for not checking which account I've logged in as. Idiot!

Oops. Sorry about that.

Now how did I miss this fine thread? Gabrielle told me to close this thread

Honorary I'm afraid. I think their wanting to make it a posthumus awarding.

The Birthday Dirge AKA "The Mongolian Birthday Chant" and "The SCA Birthday Song" Tune of : "Volga Boatmen" Death and gloom and black despair People dying everywhere Chorus: Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Death, destruction, and despair People dying everywhere. Now you are the age you are Your demise cannot be far May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake Burn the Castle and storm the keep Kill the Women but SAVE THE SHEEP! Now your jail-bait days are done Let's go out and have some fun! May your deeds with sheep and yaks Equal those with sword and axe You must marry very soon Baby's due the next full moon Your servants steal, your wife's untrue Your children plot to murder you Were I sitting in your shoes I'd go out and sing the blues Now you've lived another year Age to you is like stale beer So you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near. It's your birthday never fear You'll be dead this time next year We brought linen, white as cloud Now we'll sit and sew your shroud! Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near. May the children in the street Be your barbecuing meat. When you've reached this age you know That the mind is first to go. And on that happy note...Happy Birthday!

Keep it cool guys. Obsidian would kinda like to keep it's family rating on this board. Besides, Dufflover sounds like he's asking for some 'workable' advice. That last suggestion might work in a prison shower. I don't think that's where he's looking to find love.

I'm not so sure that pointing a shotgun at you would be considered 'civil'. Good to know that you're still thinking about me though. Let's not have Gabriel's thread go un-noticed guys and gals. Now's your chance to club the new mod! (w00t)

I'll see if I can find out what happened but I do remember reading that the last couple of pages were a bit graphic in some of the suggestions being offered.

Put me down for a 'Yes' vote. Bingo! Actually I'm not but enjoy seeing Eldar get yelled at for having a mouthy alt.

Somehow guys, I suspect this would be considered spam.

(w00t) You have no idea just how close I can come knowing that. And how old are those same geriatrics, I mean hippies now? "

:"> Thanks for the thoughts guys and gals and my special thanks go to those that spammed this thread so I can now close it.

The benefits/detriments of drinking too much when you don't like someone. It's also what happens when you take too many things apart to see how they work ( smoke detectors ). I still have several microcuries of Americium BTW. Where did you say you lived???

Very nice. ***looks for ban button to eliminate the upstart***

Knock that **** off! I'm 43 . I used to collect the Avengers comics when they had Vision, The Scarlet Witch and the Swordsman. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How's it feel to be called 'old' by a punk?

Pretty tasteless.