Oversimplifying things is a great way to conceal a fallacy. But it's still a fallacy, anyway.
In the Net, if your meeting place closes, you just go elsewhere, just like everyone else. This might be an issue if there are no other meeting places where you live, or you don't like the drinks or the music of those places. But since distances are irrelevant in the Net, and I have yet to see a waitress around here, your simile isn't valid.
Yeah, I know. I'm trolling. But what can I say, I'd rather troll than join the mass hysteria.