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No, sorry. You can't win. It's a well known fact that all candidates to winnar of teh intarwebs must become first e-celebrities, of at least a comparable category to that of goatse and tubgirl. That is why, despite the fact that my IQ is expressed in orders of magnitude of Graham's number, I can't win myself. Please, DON'T try to become the next Goatse, lest the universe collapse on itself!

Well, I finally beat it. Great game, if a bit on the short side. The plot scripting gimmicks of the last missions are lame by default, but it's not such a big deal and they're compensated by the creative methods of dispensing death available. The epilogue was... meh.

Yep, you got the basics laid down. Only along the way, the plot was to some degree, depending on the game, affected by the player. Also, the story was delivered in little bits in each and every conversation the player engaged in. This requires a much greater depth of writing, as immersion depends on details as much as it does on some narrative broad lines. None of that is true for Diablo, where plot advancement occurs via prerendered cutscenes at the end of each chapter, and the occasional "OMG demons have infested my closet!" conversation. In the Diablos, the actors are flavorless, 100% generic. And it's the actors that imprint the game with a personality. Diablo had a story, alright. But it was definitely not one of its strong points.

Congratulations, Epiphany. Now we're all impressed at the size of your e-penis. Now run along. Apparently, some people decide which console to buy not based on games available, but graphics bandwidth and other crap nobody gives a f*ck about. I mean, there have to be people like that, right? ...RIGHT!?

He like, totally wants you, d00d.

Oh, sorry if I confused you. I meant retard. Yes, that's yu0.

Dude, please. Your courts approving mean jack. You are rotten to the bone.I mean, you guys legalized homosexuality! You'll all burn in hell for sure. And meanwhile, Omar or whatever will be in paradise with more virgins than he can handle.

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No. On the other hand, I have some rather humorous Muhammad cartoons. Interested?

Homoeroticism and mindboggling retardation running wild. One would think the thread can't sink any lower. One would be wrong. There's always room for more. Yes, you can jack off now.

Posing in WOT doesn't increase postcount and level.

Yeah, that's the first thing that comes to mind. I mean, totally higIQed. As in, retarded.

This jerkwad has hijacked three threads only this afternoon, and riddled them with his particular brand of incoherent gibberish. How come his posts aren't being deleted and he's not been put under moderation?

TL;DR ban plz

Your antipsychotics aren't producing quite the desired effect, I'm afraid.

Sweet Lord, those dirty Dutch! How dare they!? What's going to be next, freedom of speech? ^_^

Ban plz.

That happens to me as well. It's obviously because he's our intellectual superior.

TL;DR That was retarded anyway, what with all the red letters and all.

Yes, I know. I've always wanted one of those prostitu-whateverthingies.

Trying to make some sense out of your post might be too taxing to my mental health. Did you trip over and slammed your head onto the keyboard?

Yeah, I voted for Bush, Kerry, and ur mum. Unfortunately, and for some reason I can only associate with a worldwide Jew conspiracy, they didn't count online votes taken from www.godhatesfags.com for the election. Either way, your excruciating sms-like typing is a really good way to show everyone how you're their intellectual superior (highIQed in FucktardType), while at the same time, it proves beyond any measure of doubt you're an inbred waste of skin. Most impressive.

As a matter of fact, I'm trying to fart. I do that all the time, you see, except when there are hot, non-islamic broads around. In those cases I only belch.

I need to make a perfectly formulated question "clearer", but you can't be assed to write in a readable manner? Not worth the time, and the effort.