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Ben Folds Five -- Brick I had forgotten how sad this song thats probaly about abortion is.

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Remember these are star wars movies, what you saw was probaly a midget

The most chokable band on the planet-- The Violent Femmes Thats on cd my housemate will never see again after hes left

I don't remember them stealing any babies, I remember when Anakin ate that basket of puppies, but no baby stealing

Funnier? It's just the truth, what's supposed to be funny about it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Its not bad enough you're a board Nazi, now your words are facts? Did you get some platform shoes or what?

Is Ottawa as good as everyone makes them out to be?

Those were the martian elves fleeing the defecation of the Monkey Claus

Eggs actually don't roll, thats an optical illusion they use to deter predators

Wrong space chickens only arrived in the middle ages, which inturn explains the 2nd and 3rd crusades. Theres a vague reference to cosmic powered chickens in the Edda but they were probaly refering to solar winds

There were eggs around in the time of dinosaurs, but only primitive chickenlike rocks, so you see eggs were around before chickens

pointing out that while she is somewhat good looking for a mother, time is of the essence, also mentioning that no one buy the cow when they can get the sex free could also not work

Do the one that's a flight attendant.

Ya that was alot funnier then the post of mine you deleted. rabble rabble rabble

Communism works, you just have to have the right people holding the guns.

They should do it, but make it so Revan and Exile are starting their first day of highschool. Man, that would be so totally sweet. Oh ya and everyone they go to highschool with is a ninja. God damn wheres a pen when you need one

Prefuse 73 - Dubs that Don't Match

I'm not much on the idea of univeral healthcare, too much at the heart of the Nixon Republicans to be any good. The problem is now that pharmaceutical companies spend so much money on advertising new diseases and their cures that they need to be able to rely on the backbone of their business, that being drugs that actually keep people alive, to support their new endevours into snake oil sales. Without the terminaly ill how would they be able to pay Antonio Banderas to play a bee for their new allegy medicine? This is a capitalist society and you can't make an omeltte without pricing life altering drugs out of the reach of fixed income elderly people who always vote, and so the AARP will spend some money in Washington ensuring government aid, and then they can screw you both ways. So as you see don't f#@k with the perfect plan, they have it all figured out and there is nothing you can do to stop them.

Your Type is ENTP Extroverted Intuitive Thinking Perceiving Strength of the preferences % 1 75 1 22 You are: slightly expressed extrovert distinctively expressed intuitive personality slightly expressed thinking personality slightly expressed perceiving personality This is different then what I got the last time, and agrees with my sensibilities more. Basically we're all Gods walking around with the rest of you

There is only so much you can do at the end of the day. I doubt they could take NK without using nukes and no one really wants that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> O.k then what about ethnic cleansing in Sudan?

I have a pretty good understanding of our policies, if a country doesn't pose a threat, we invade them, if they do, we sit on our hands and do nothing, but then different countries different policies

again, false analogy. NK is a completely different ball of wax. also, NK wasn't making quite as much fuss then as now. so no, hades, not very well said. taks <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh ya the 'another ball of wax' arguement, thats a good one. And North Korea had only made the threat of producing the plutonium 4-5 times before the Occupation of Iraq

Well, even if you really beleive that, you'd have to admitt that America does seem to look the other way a whole lot

in your fantasy world, yes. in the real world, when we sit around and wait we end up with boznia, cambodia, etc... it's nice to paint the world in such broad, rose colored brush strokes, but it isn't always that simple. had we not invaded iraq, saddam would still be killing his own people, the corruption in the oil for food program would still be going on, and eventually, one of the most despotic tyrants of the 20th century would have gotten ahold of nuclear weapons. taks <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ya, thats why we went after North Korea, a country we actually know has the ability to make weapons grade plutonium, oh wait we didn't do that. Instead we chose a country that we were infinitely familiar with by means of war, has oil resources that insure our ability to make war into the next hundred years or so, and took down someone we put into power, but had the ability to get rid of during the Gulf War but then we might have had to share the conquered resources with other nations in the U.N.

Jeff Buckley- Mojo Pin