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partisan politics are "stupiding up the batch" as the previous posting suggest. The best thing about the Onion is that they don't have an agenda other then to make people laugh.

Ya Yoda would have kicked Voggendaus's ass anytime

I own all three systems and I would personally rate them as so: X-box Game Cube PS2 Sometimes I like to look at my PS2 and wish it was something useful, like a landmine, or a suicide pill, or any other Sony product.

That doesn't make it any less funny Exar Kun, my love for you is like a berserker

I hope that Michael's parents aren't too shook up, and to keep in mind that now they have someone to watch the cat so that they can go on that trip they've been putting off. Also Michael is very adept at taking out the trash and can probaly handle washing the dishes on most nights.

Too true, being cynical is one of the easiest things, don't half-ass it

That song always makes me dance, spaztastically. Anyway I want to thank the internet for this one. This song has been in my head for two or three years when I first heard it on a bump on adultswim, and even though the song is uberlame pop punk, I am still thankful I have a name for it since not that long ago I would have had to suffer not knowing. The Unlovables- Doot-da-Doot

They say everyone is atleast a wee bit queer, so I guess you could say that about Fionavar. I've always found Fionavar to be a nice chap, even when he's being totally insulting

It was one of the green planets with bits of blue in there

Darth Bane sounds like a professional wrestler. Just so everyone knows, never go to the Ultimate Warrior's web site, ever

Oh btw, I really do like what the Bulls did in the offseason. I had said many times that out of the two, I would sign Chandler over Curry, before the heart condition, and afterwards it makes even more sense. It will be good to see Hinrich will be a star and playing him next to Gordon will make the Bulls a pretty potent team in the backcourt. If Deng can come back healthy, he should really help with the scoring they lost with Curry. If nothing else Sweetney and Chandler should be difficult to rebound against, and should be able to get some points on offensive rebounding and putbacks. The worse thing for Phoenix with the injury is that it almost forces them to make a trade to get more offense, desperate teams never get good value during trades. Plus a team that didn't play defense that well loses its best defender in the lowblock, and he'll probaly never be able to be as explosive as he once was, if other players suffering the same injury are any indication

Thats just it, Dirk can't score 40 on the Rockets, he had trouble getting 20+ in the playoffs. If the Rockets hadn't been so slow on the perimeter last year they would have easily won that series, anyway the Mavs are on the way down. As for Van Exel, we'll see, he has a history of creating alot of animosity in locker rooms and Finley is old, and never much liked to play defense anyway, now he specializes in the olay type defending, we'll see how well that sits with Popovich. The Suns are going to have to play real hard not to get in a huge hole right out of the gate, and even when Amare returns (maybe 4monthes if he's extremely luckly), there isn't a real good history for players after his type of injury, Chris Webber, Alan Houston, basic gimps. Combining that with the departure of Joe Johnson, and the Suns pretty much had the worse offseason ever. The East really is the Heat, Pacers, and Pistons and then everyone else. We'll see if LeBron can really elevate a team this year. The West is pretty wide open, say what you will about the Spurs, but they still have Rasho Nesteravic(sp?) in the middle, and Bruce Bowen trying to shoot on the perimeter, they're very beatable. Plus Manu Ginobili's flops where so ridiculious in the finals last year I thought I was watching the Stockton/Malone Utah Jazz games for awhile. If there's one thing I can't stand in basketball its people falling down acting like they got hurt, leave that for the European Football players, and Jr. Highschool hockey teams. The West seems to have the Spurs, Rockets, Mavs, and maybe the Suns on top, but the other four teams will be really interesting. I loved the way Seattle played last year, but they didn't really seem to get better, perhaps worse? And how is it that Denver had the 7 seed? I'm sure George Karl will have them competing for atleast a top five seed. Memohis has alot of players that don't stink, but no one who is really good. Minnesota has the best player on the planet, but then who? Marko Juric, and Wally Szerbiak. The Kings will probaly do as always, win a ton of games in the regular season, and then get beat up by a tougher more physical team in the playoffs. And to make matters worse they went and got Bonzi Wells. Whats really crazy is I see Golden State really doing well this year

Its hard to say with any certainty who will be good, I mean even the Knicks and Clippers seem pretty good on paper. The Rockets look like they'll knock the Spurs off this year, I'm thinking its going to be them and possible Indiana if Ron Artest can stop from being a "wild animal" this year. Thats a really huge if, that guy is battie

Plus everyone knows you can get a dolphin to do anything for a banana

If people are so worried about the "spiritual" well being of highschool kids why not start teaching philosophy in school?

Everyone is leaving Cybertron while the getting is good

Good luck in your new endeavors, may there be strawberryfields forever

EnderAndrew, you were a Marine, are the plasma rifles really as cool as they seem, do they kick? Is Ripley really that good with the robo-forklift?

I know plasma is hot, much like magma I like that word magma magma magma magma magma

what about the Toxic Tractors and rocket buggies, wheres the love?

You've played that? I thought I was the only one. Theres also a huge Dragonlance one that my friend has.

I agree with my friend from Lesbos here

more victims of the "overly ambitious" development cycle

Ya I know, I've seen Futurama too

The Peanuts theme----- Quick everyone dance like Snoopy