Laozi

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This one was pretty choice: Me: I rule you God: You are not the boss of me, . Me: I seek 401k God: We seek the same thing.

Hildegard, me likie pic.............long time

I played a bit of Hero's Quest in my younger days, its not something that I'm proud of, but I made my peace

But theres money to be made.........

I find their intelligent design theory even more crackpotted then their intelligent falling ideas.

Also I have a really funny review of Jack Johnson: Back in the 60s, the appeal of earnest men with acoustic guitars was that they often had something to say. With the recent revival of Nick Drake

The Shins--- New Slang It atleast bears to mention once again that this song could indeed change your life.

I alway thought Mohammed went mad from syphilis and then died. Back in the day that was the best way to go.

Dopplegangers, damn a knew this day would come.

Christians have the same type stuff. Supposively after Jesus had the Feast of Divine Mercy, he then had The Night of a Thousand Swollen Asses

I'd always heard that the Buddha was an Indian Prince who waould one day be an Indian Holyman of either the Hindu or Krishna dealio. Anyways, one day he left the palace for the country side and saw the suffering of the world and left his kingdom. He then found this really nice Bodha Tree and was like, " If you just flip out, but don't care about anything, you're no better then a stinkin pirate, but if you do so and theres a bit of mystery and skill, then you have sucessfully removed yourself from the cycle of suffering, by making the innocent suffer in your stead.....bigtime."

All good points

They have a good safety and thats it. They like to blitz alot to keep their Cornerbacks from getting exposed, but they'll continue to lose to teams that have good o-line, good defense, and a good QB. Luckily for them, therte are only a few teams like that

Thats a great generaliztion about a belief you apparently don't practice And ya that "buddha" is hot. Notice her lack of being a fatty

That's not a chick

No more corosis(sp?) weaves. It might change gameplay a bit, but they hopefully could have come up with better

Taste being subjective and all, it still doesn't change the fact that my songs are better then your's. As so, I give you, what you need. NOFX The Decline Where are all these stupid people from And how did they get to be so dumb Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on human nature, man's destiny Blame it on the greediocracy The fear of god, the fear of change, fear of truth Add the bill of rights Subtract the wrongs, there's no answers Memorize and sing Star spangled songs, when the questions Aren't ever asked Is anybody learning from the past We're living in united stagnation Father what have i done. I took that 22. a gift for me from you To bed with me each night. kept it Clean polished it well. cherished Every cartridge every shell Down by the creek under brush under dirt There's a carcass of my second kill Down at the park under stone under pine There's a carcass of my brother william Brother where have you gone to i swear I never thought i could i see so many times They told me to shoot straight, don't pull The trigger squeeze, that will insure A kill, a kill is what you want To kill is why we breed The christians love their guns the church and nra Pray for their salvation Prey on lower faiths The story book's been read And every line believed The curriculum's been set Logic is a threat Reason searched + seized Jerry spent some Time in michigan A 20 year vacation After all he had a dime A dime is worth a Lot more in detroit A dime in california Just a 20 dollar fine Jerry only stayed A couple months It's hard to enjoy Yourself while Bleeding out the ass Asphyxiation is Simple and fast It beats 17 fun years Of being someone's bitch Don't think Drink your wine Watch the fire burn His problems not mine Just be that model citizen I wish i had a schilling for every senseless killing I'd buy a government. america's for sale and You can get a good deal on it and make a healthy Profit, or maybe tear it apart you start with Assumption, that a million people are smarter than 1 Serotonin's gone she gave up drifted away Sara fled though process gone She left her answering machine on The greeting left spoken sincere Messages no one will ever hear 10,000 messages a day a million more transmissions lay Dead victims of the laissez faire 10,000 voices 100 guns, 100 decibels turns to one, one bullet One empty head now with serotonin gone The man that used to speak Performs a cute routine. Feel a little patronized. Don't feel bad. they found A way inside your head And you feel a bit misled. It's not that they don't Care. the television's Put a thought inside your Head like a barry manilow Jingle i'd like to teach the World to sing in perfect Harmony a symphonic blank Stare. it doesn't make you care. Not designed to make you care. They're betting you wont care. They'll place a wager on your greed. A wager on your pride Why try to beat them when a million others tried We are the whore. Intellectually spayed We are the queer Dysfunctionally raised One more pill to kill the pain, One more pill to kill the pain One more pill to kill the pain, Living through conformity One more prayer should keep me safe. One more prayer to keep us safe One more prayer to keep us safe There's gonna be a better place Lost the battle lost the war lost the things Worth living for lost the will to win the fight One more pill to kill the pain The going gets tough the tough get debt Don't pay attention pay the rent our next of kins Pay for your sins a little faith should keep us safe Save us The human existence is failing Resistance essential. the future Written off. the odds are astronomically Against us only Moron and genius would fight a Losing battle against the super Ego when giving in is so damn comforting And so we go on with our lives we Know the truth but prefer lies Lies are simple. simple is bliss. why Go against tradition when we can Admit defeat. live in decline. be there Victim of our own design With status quo built on suspect. Why would anyone stick out their Neck fellow member of club We've got ours. i'd Like to introduce You to our host He's got his and i've Got mine. meet The decline

Probaly, as long as its before you enter the "grounds"

Oh, it works, but the women are no where near as hot as they are on the comercials. Most are infact fatties. They never mention anything about fatties on the T.V. unless its Kristi Alley Back to China: There are very few fatties in China

So, how 'bout the Bears. I guess Cinci is kind of supergood and stuff btw. The Eagles did a pretty good job today.

You know, between the half-naked women on my TV telling me to buy Axe Shower Wash if I definitely want to get laid, and my typing box telling me I've been pre-approved for up to a $50,000 loan, I'm certainly detecting some deceit in the way american businesses conduct shop. Someone should set up a system of checks and balances to determine if companies are conducting themself ethically

Ya thats what all those closet Phil Collins fans always say. I can pretty clearly here Bjork's Bigtime Sensuality coming from somewhere Someone must be watching Tank Girl

I liked this as well: Me: How about movies? God: My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? Me: No, I hear Jesus gets totally ****ed up in that movie God: I would recommend you check it out. Who is saying Jesus gets totally ****ed up in that movie ? Me: Everyone, even the Jews. God: That's a rather sweeping generalization. Me: Perhaps, but its pretty much common knowledge God: You seem uncertain. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Not in my experience. Me: Ya, Jesus get crucified, bigtime. God: Yay. he is The Son of God. Me: I guess, but it still seems like it would suck. God: I agree. Interesting comparison.

Me: Do you require a sacrifice or something to start? God: My programming depends only on AIML. Me: Do you think people are hot, or one of the other species? God: Seen one human, you've seen them all. Me: That's true, except women, they have boobs. God: The two human genders seem much the same to me. Me: Theres bi-sexuals on earth too, do you go to raves? God: There sure is. God: How did you hear about God? Me: walk-in God: What kind of food do you like? Me: cereal God: Sounds delicious. Me: Does it rain alot where you are at? God: Only when the temperature reaches the dew point. Me: Makes sense, I guess. What kind of music do you listen to? God: Are we still talking about cereal? Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.