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Woldan

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  1. The majority of those 13% are probably just protest voters who are upset about the current politics of the lefties, I bet only a fraction really believes in what that party stands for. Last voting I also voted for the right wing party, not because I'm a true fan of their ideas and agendas but to show the current ruling parties that they'll lose votes to their worst enemies if they continue with their totally ruinous, overly ''politically correct'' course. No party here is worth voting for though, its all just a joke, I don't agree with any of their disastrous political ideas. Truly dark times are ahead. Well, unless you happen to live in Switzerland.
  2. Nah, I'm too hetero for places that only allow male members.
  3. Today I failed at cutting a pumpkin with my machete. Those are harder than pineapples, and cutting them for soups just with a tiny knife is torture. Friend made a vid, I'm the dude with the machete (beware of the horrible compressed quality and zee awful German language....) http://vid554.photobucket.com/albums/jj404/Michael_Ab/20140914_211832_1_zps2a735d4b.mp4 Now I'm glad I didn't try that with my greatsword.
  4. But don't they say that about any party that is not ultra-left? I know they say the right wingers here in Austria have Nazi backgrounds, same with the right wing party in the Netherlands and don't even get me started with what the say about the Hungarian middle-right parties, apparently those are secret SS brigades.
  5. Todays harvest ~30kg of pumpkin awesomeness.
  6. They make bastard children with them?
  7. A climb is a climb, you can always shift a gear too high and it will feel like the most brutal almost-vertical incline ever; especially when its windy. Great torture. But truth be told, a really steep climb is very satisfying. Aw, thats 10 degrees Celsius! Are you not going to miss the white death? I know I cannot enjoy a hot perfect summer if there wasn't a cold and brutal winter a couple of months before. But you never have to stop going cycling, that makes me slightly envious. I too get minor exercise injuries like strained tendons or a slightly strained back, when reaching a certain point minor injuries cannot be avoided completely. Yet I never had to stop lifting, the trick is to work around your injuries. There are two kinds of exercises - pushing and pulling. Depending on your injury you choose push or pull and exercise accordingly (And you can work your whole body with either one). Hurt joints usually allow pulling exercises, and damaged tendons pushing exercises. With a strained forearm you probably can do all the pulling exercises without pain and without interfering with the healing process. Sometimes it even speeds up the recovery because of the increased blood flow to the damaged body part. Should your upper body ever be completely out of order though you can still do leg exercises, planks etc.
  8. Big thumbs up for mountain climbs with the bicycle! Best and hardest cardio there is. What I did today: chest day, max. power lift bench presses. Love it, lifting the equivalent of two grown men in weight plates just with your upper body is more satisfying that anything else. Especially because it took years of hard, honest work to get there, its like getting close to the level cap in an RPG with your favorite character at max difficulty setting. Guess nobody here gets what I'm talking about, I'm just a power lifter at heart.
  9. I cleaned my bathroom, toilet, shower and....I've seen things there no man should ever see. PTSD from cleaning, it can happen.
  10. First rule in a gunfight: identify your target. Homicide or not, this guy is a dangerous fool and shouldn't be allowed to run around in public or anywhere else where he might accidentally hurt or kill more people.
  11. Just don't forget to stand up when crashing with your bike with your hands off the handle bar. If you don't you will not break your wrists but the base of the handle bar will hit your crotch with blistering speed and change your life forever. But not to the better.
  12. You need to crash like race car drivers, as soon as you realize you're no longer controlling the vehicle you are driving hands off the steering wheel or handle bar! I did that today, when I slipped off the road I stood up and got my hands off the handlebar. Looking at the bent handlebar I'm sure I would have at least twisted my wrists. Oh no, now that you mention it I remember going off-trail many times at the Skaftafell national park, I might have stomped entire elven villages. My life is forfeit!
  13. Aha, Gremlins! I didn't consider those, now everything makes sense! Or maybe I accidentally brought some angry elves form Iceland, who knows. I've heard they are masters of subterfuge and sabotage. Bastards. Just play dead. Its an office, nobody will question your health condition there.
  14. Went cycling, it was cold, windy, foggy, and very wet. And I totally crashed, funnily at the least dangerous part of my route. Don't know what happened, suddenly at 50 km/h or so on the straight my front wheel was instantly thrown to the right and before I could do any counter steering or breaking I was already doing somersaults down a slope into the woods. Luckily I didn't hit a tree, but the skin on my legs and arms itches and burns because a million nettles cushioned my fall. I could drive back home so I guess I have not broken any bones. Funny, I can have a million accidents but I never get hurt, not even a bruise or a scratch. My bike however, front brake is damaged, handlebar is bent, chain is damaged and I think my front wheel is losing air. I'm not sure what caused the accident but it could have been a technical defect. Very strange.
  15. Tuned a few cars in Gran Tourismo 6, I love my fully-tuned 650 bhp Jaguar XKS, with my sim wheel and my suspension setup it handles like a jet fighter. Also I love the ankle cutters and splitter. It handles great unless one of the tires touches grass. D:
  16. This is how I always feel after breakfast.
  17. Played some oldschool Wolfenstein : Enemy territory. The results after 45 minutes of hard fighting, I'm the highlighted player. Almost got a K/D ratio of 2:1 with the MG42.
  18. Thats some major ballast you dropped there, nice work. Now put that lost weight onto your barbells. International hit-men don't apply for permission. Its just that every hit man worth his salt needs a legal and clean place to launder his hard earned millions.
  19. I'm starting my own business, currently I'm wading through the knee-deep bog of bureaucracy - but it really sounds more difficult than it actually is. Right now I'm waiting for my trade license. Also in one of the papers I had to assure that I'm not a smuggler, terrorist or some other kind of malevolent scoundrel. I had to laugh manically when I signed it.
  20. Totally fits my mood right now.
  21. Are you going to see Venice? I love that city.
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