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  1. The best Russian music was posted by @Chilloutman in the joke thread a while back. They even have English subtitles. Ah, my Putin... what a glorious composition. Didn't age so well though, in light of last year's events. Edit: Clearly, the best male Russian singer is a German pretending to be Russian:
  2. It really is sort of funny how certain shows can inadvertently improve or worsen one's opinion of other series. Love Live!, while pretty bad in my opinion, was made even worse by realizing that what was actually nice about the series was lifted from K-On!, a series the creator of Love Live! also wrote for. Recently I started a really leisurely rewatch of Star Trek: Voyager, and it is so much better than it was in my memory because even the mediocre or bad episodes are still leaps and bounds ahead of everything in nuTrek. Tomo-chan Is a Girl makes Tamako Market look like the epitome of artistry, warts and all. The animation, content, scene-setting - literally everything. One of two more of these clips and I'll forgive Tamako touching Midori's ass to see if ass-shaped mochi might be a good idea for their mochi shop.
  3. *snort* Blizzard, before every online game launch they ever had. Next weekend will see the login system crash and burn and the servers strained beyond capacity, and so will the launch. Business as usual.
  4. Have I mentioned how much Makoto kills in Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon? I did? Oh... well, then I'll just repeat myself. Makoto is awesome, and Kunzite is just glorious. I already said that too? Oh... The series is a damned sight better than the manga and Crystal/Eternal, although that is not a very high bar to clear.
  5. I looked it up, so the others in the thread won't have to. Ah, how I suffer for others, what a selfless act. Tomo who apparently passes as a boy increases her bust size to DD in swimwear. Classic. I guess she gets her bikini top from the same manufacturer that made Haruka's dress in Sailor Moon Eternal.
  6. Curiously enough, I managed to avoid breaking a rule I set for myself on a technicality. I said that I'll never ever give Blizzard money again, so I did not. I gave someone else money so they can pre-order D4 for me. Idea inspired by local politics.
  7. Ka is a wheel. Having a deja vu here. Although it's not a feeling, I'm pretty sure polish posters were a topic before.
  8. I lack a frame of reference, so do take that with a grain of salt, but the city being small was a complaint from launch, as far as I can remember.
  9. What you get out of collection chests is random, so there's no telling at all what you missed, made worse by the 27 untrackable collection chests* that are in the game. Everything else has a counter on it, why not those? Well, at least I'm cured of trying open world games for the forseeable future. Every now and then I do, and the experience is almost always a sour one. Cyberpunk 2077 stands apart there, for some reason. Probably because everyone else complained how small the city is. *Well, technically, 15 of them show up on the map in some fashion, it's 12 that don't at all.
  10. The GOG version works - for me, at least - on Windows 11. In the configuration utility, select "primary display driver", go as high with the resolution as you can, save the settings. Go to the installation folder, pick Windows XP SP3 for compatibility mode, and finally change two settings in the sfc.ini file in the directory under the [Mouse] section. async to 0 and hwblit to 1. It is a little fiddly, but it works, at least without major graphics issues or crashes. If it crashes, well, there's always the refund option. I do not know if one can make the Steam version run with these settings. Presumably GOG changed something with the game. The game is still the way it is, so I find little enjoyment in it. That didn't change in over 20 years now. Guess it never will.
  11. Everyone involved in making these two achievements needs to die, perferably in a very uncomfortable, painful way, something out of the medieval ridiculous executions book. To quote Lindsay Ellis: "Thanks, I hate it!"
  12. Having had some unexpected free time, I've finished some odds and ends that piled up over the lockdowns (which were, working on supply chain b2c transport systems, a tad stressful). Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., season 7: Well, it was a time travel season, so not all of the plot makes sense, but that also was not the aim. Much like with the preceeding sixth season, it is clear that the series was finished with season five, and every episode afterwards was just everyone having fun. Clearly where the writers of WandaVision got some ideas from, as Coulson and the crew travel through the decades in what is probably best described as a balls-to-the-wall whacky adventure. The title cards of the episodes match the theme it conveys. As far as the cast goes, Joel Stoffer and Clark Gregg, as per usual, totally own every scene they're in. Two of the absolute highlight of the season is an 80ies splatter episode with killer robots with Knight Rider sound effects and red running lights. One of them runs around and yells EXTERMINATE. It is titled The Totally Excellent Adventures of Mack and The D and features Clark Gregg as Max Headroom (it does make sense in context) and Deke becoming a pop star by writing 80ies hits before they actually came out. It's filled to the brim with fun 80ies allusions without it ever feeling obnoxious, but that is perhaps just my eternal infatuation with the decade I lived though my early childhood. Where's my Deke Squad cover album? Hello, Marvel! Come on. Like I said, this is just everyone having fun, at least until the final episode, which is probably one of the better series endings I've ever watched - it is arguably even better than what was probably intended as the series ending at the end of season five. Said it before, still stand by it, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is easily my favorite Marvel outing. Outside of the weaker first half of the first season (so, not recommended for anyone who cannot look past middling first introductions, or has problems with "Asian Mary Sue ladies" in a universe populated with Thor, Iron Man, Ghost Rider, sentient Androids, killer robots, super soldiers... well, you get my drift) this is just the perfect mixture of mystery, action and character interactions. It does feature the occasional pacing issue, but which series running for seven season does not? As always, Phil Coulson remains the best character in the MCU. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, episodes nine and ten: Found myself not caring for either. The ninth episode, which is trying to be Alien(s) in Star Trek using the otherwise comical Gorn from TOS exemplifies the difference between what is actually a fairly decent nuTrek show and actual Star Trek. Arena makes a point beyond "Gorn bad", this here does not. In a way this is really similar to that one episode where someone tries to kidnap a child to prevent it from doing something that is necessary, which then just happens, with Captain Pike trying to stop it. An actual Trek series would have had a morality debate in that episode, and a more modern Trek show would include a request for asylum instead of an attempted kidnapping. Alas, actual Star Trek is as dead as the horse I'm beating here, so I'll just leave it at that. Yes, it was the best nuTrek series to date. It might actually be the best first season of any Star Trek show, if it actually was Star Trek, not nuTrek with a less obnoxious coat of paint thrown over it, and all the pandering in the series? No, sorry, can't stand it. It's perhaps not as bad as it appeared, but such things are highly subjective after all. La'An Noonien-Singh? You might actually be a nice character, but with that name you go into the same trash bin as Noonien Soong's great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather and his identical looking son from Picard. The tenth episode is just a "what if?" alternate timeline exploration of The Balance of Terror. Kyouma Hououin would call Pike weak for giving up so easily. Well, that's how you end up with a saved Krisu in one series, and a soon to be mutilated Pike in another. Or whatever. Who cares. ** One new thing, Star Trek: Picard, season three, episode five. I was already a lot more negative towards what was basically an unneeded The Next Generation style Wrath of Khan remake (like I said, I have no idea how Mike and Rich can be so positive about this, outside of perhaps being grateful that Star Trek: Picard makes one not wanting to gouge one's eyes out, but that's clearly not a bar I am comfortable with setting for any Star Trek series) than others, and this episode just seals the deal further. Good thing this is finally over after this season.
  13. Kung Fury is absolutely glorious, and that includes the soundtrack. There could not be a better title track for Kung Fury than True Survivor. Still, there's always the option of making a cheesy power metal cover of the cheesy 80ies revival Hoff track:
  14. The third season of The Mandalorian is shaping up to be the worst one yet. Three episodes so far, two stinkers, and one that was "fine", except for the sheer stupidity of everyone involved. They really should have ended it with season two.
  15. I can one-up that, believe it or not. How could you make Matthias Reim any better? Easy: Add some Hoff.
  16. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyChangedItNowItSucks But yes, it's actually readable now.
  17. Also, like, tagged posters look like this in posts: That's prett brutal. Firefox 110.0.1 (64-Bit).
  18. I didn't even have that far back in mind when I made that concept, because those times are never coming back unless someone comes up with an anime design AI tool that manages to somewhat successfully make modern animation look like hand drawn and hand colored, i.e. something you put in enough parameters and your hand drawn outlines and it puts out 80ies/90ies style anime that looks the part. I thought about something like handing this to the team that made K-On! and Tamako Market, just with a little note that it should not contain any over the top fanservice moments or sexual assault. That would at least instill a level of artistry, even without proper aesthetics. Tamako Market's concept, outside of the silliness with the talking bird, revolves around a boy and a girl being best friends, feeldings that grow into more on one side (although in Tamako Market, it is the boy, not the girl) at first. It is pretty similar, and while it wasn't as good as I hoped it would be, it was still good enough to like it. Hell, I'd have loved the movie, if not for the ass-grabbing (that apparently is also part of Tomo-chan is a girl, because we're back in the 60ies and Charlie on the Enterprise does not understand why he cannot touch Yeoman Rand's butt while every male on the crew keep slapping their asses). That aside, you're right. There sure would be sillier concepts. I mean we all watched a show about girls putting on make-up to achieve super powers and loved it, even if the concept is... ridiculous.
  19. These clips make me sad, because in capable hands the premise could make for a really entertaining anime.
  20. It is also a lot less fun than it was ten (or more, by now, I suppose) years ago. The tropes stopped having reference names (e.g. the current Creator's Pet being formerly known as The Wesley on tvtropes.org), and it became more serious. Not necessarily a change for the worse in terms of quality content, but certainly for having fun while browsing through tropes.
  21. Can't believe they're still "cautiously optimistic" after the last three really badly paced and badly paced episodes. Did I mention the pacing was terrible? More than anything else, they had three full episodes, almost three hours of Star Trek Picard, and the content of a 42 minute TNG episode for it, filled up with mostly pointless scenes on a dark, dreary ship, with character motivations that make no sense or are just rehashes.
  22. Heh.
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