Gfted1

Life is truly a mystery. But seriously, I hope the dont F-ing catch me up in jury duty again. Thats the worst.

No, we do not. I just texted my wife and she sent me pictures of our voter registration cards. I didnt even know I was registered! Bastards better not call me for jury duty again.

This has happened to me twice (and my wife once), via random text. I havent voted since one of the Bush's (cant remember which) and my wife has never voted, so who know why.

The struggle is real today.

Not me! Take your pick, "the rich" are a good jumping off point and those corporate fat cats own me something too. Either way I fall into the tax brackets that would be receiving end, and brother, Im ready to kick up my heels and ride off into the sunset. :sombrero:

I am hoping it will open the floodgates to; UBI, UHC and UFE (Universal Free Education).

Isnt it called a "hamburger" because it originated in Hamburg Germany?

"The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones."

I hate to poop in the punchbowl, but do you see that little hole in the back wall of the sink just below the faucet? Its called an "overflow hole" and its there precisely to prevent a sink from overflowing if the drain is plugged and the water left running. It can be in the front or back but Ive never seen a sink without one.

'Smart Windows' Darken to Cool, Become Solar Panels When Hot.

Hmm, the US has the shortest, or tied with shortest, presidential term limit as compared to every country in the world (except Fiji and Nauru).

A base has been stolen, get a free taco!

SpaceX fires up 3-engine Starship SN8 prototype ahead of epic test flight.

Mouthwashes, oral rinses may inactivate human coronaviruses.

Too small, it would burn up in the atmosphere.

Only one thing left to do...blow the whole thing up and start rebuilding that O-line (and D-line, and ST). Im not sure if they can shed those oversize contracts for Elliott / Lawrence without a crushing cap hit. Tyron Smith needs to hang up the cleats, too much accumulated damage over the years and hasnt played a full season since 2016(?). Ill give the coaching staff a pass for this season. Ironically, considering the state of the NFCE, Dallas may not get a top 10 pick by virtue of winning that putrid division.

Yeah he seems to be circling the bowl. 👍

Looks like we need more UHC up in here then. Of course none of this would have been a problem if we had elected the best candidate on the planet, Andrew Yang, and gotten that sweet sweet UBI. I smh at the lost opportunity for everyone to afford UHC. Damn shame.

Uninsured people should really look into UHC. I thought it was the law but I guess not. Weird.

Whats those three whiteish-brown blocks?

Eh, dont worry about it unless you see blood.

Physicists keep trying to break the rules of gravity but this supermassive black hole just said 'no'.

US-developed hypersonic missile hit within 6 inches of target, says Army secretary. Maybe we should make a ginsu version for the extreme overkill lulz.

Bacon-Scented Face Mask Now Up For Grabs.

One of my kittens (Lola) must have tried to eat a wasp and got stung in her upper lip. I noticed that she was acting weird (and her sister Evie was doting over her) so I went to take a look and her top left lip was hilariously swollen. I held her for a little while and pet her until she calmed down. Around 90 minutes later the swelling was gone like it never happened. 👍