Kaftan Barlast

Does that mean you actually rip the arms free of the body or just pop the joints?

When Martin gets drunk and tries to rape everyone. ....well, not anymore really I guess I got used to it. Now I think its funny.

NOTHING about Star Wars makes sense, its idiotic to argue about it. For instance: http://www.starwars.com/databank/organizat...sith/index.html

Ive never heard of MotS, when was it released?

-If I didnt know any better, Id say they were mocking us, mr Spock. -I believe that may very well be the case, Captain.

The true rednecks of Tatooine are the Sandpeople, I mean these people have mutaded so much from inbreeding that they've lost the ability to speak in anything but howls and grunts, and they have to wrap their cleft lip faces in rags not to induce nausea in their victims.

Just ahead of you, a cheesemaker scores a critical hit, creating a +4 Brie

To be constructive, the reason cover A looks bad is first and foremost the dragon, its eyes look wrong. And secondly, that font is a definite no-no. Its completely out of place in comparison with the logo and its also very clumsily applied with low-quality antialiasing. Looks like its done in windows paint.

Outstanding! As usual. And if you're up for it, I would really love to see more of Revan & Exile as you did here. You did a very good job at showing the contrast between them(as yuo said) and it would be very very interesting to see more of it. Perhaps a tiny comic strip even? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Cover B gives a far more professional impression. In fact, I see now that cover A is, if you excuse my language, rubbish.

Not the horribly computer animated apple scene!! Anything but that!! But what happened to Natalie Portman, she was alright as a child actor in Leon for instance, but now she's just awful. Did her brain fall out? Or did George Lucas remove her talent in post-production? And Hayden is only slightly less annoying then Leo Dicaprio.

The "You're breaking my heart..." is just so amazingly bad. Not only is it something out of a Britney Spears song, Natalie Portman says it with such excruciating lack of acting talent.

To get to the point: Does anyone know a good Xbox emulator?

Now there seems to be some kind of vintage thing on. Its seems to be about two guys eating cake and talking while a woman in a wool cap sits in the background.

*the simpsons comic book guy voice* And also, in the time when Mr Zulu was main navigations officer aboard the enterprise, federation starships had a maximum speed of warp 7.9

Nihilus was Mojo Jojo ??! OMFG!!0101010

Women and their bodily functions. Makes you wonder what kind of hack designed them, most of them also loose bladder and rectal control while giving birth.

I got a mild one of those, I was forced to flip through a whole pile of pictures while the mother sat next to me expecting comments. "Oh, so that's what your vagina looks like stretched out to the diameter of a bowling ball?"

I just remebered another smutty anecdote from my hometown. A friend of mine pulled a Trainspotting on another friend of mine and nicked one of his secret tapes of him and his girlfriend. Only, he made an MPEG of it and spread it on the internet. Instant lawsuit + a bit of bad blood.

Not in Sweden :D ..if you watch at midnight there's atleast 5 channels with nothing but good ol hardcore pornography. As to the horror: The sound was... Imagine if you put a hypersensitive microphone inside the mouth of an 80yearold eating vanilla pudding and then played it back at 110 decibel.

Good. For a brief moment, I thought I was the victim of advanced doubletink irony in two steps. edit: its cheating to use edit!

Sort of like Megatron and Galvatron?

They are the same person.

Can we call you Frank? I have a great forum persona, I start off normally, then I get ever increasingly audacious over months or even years until I finally polevault over the line and get myself banned. It never fails. :D