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Kaftan Barlast

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  1. I honestly think its great that they dare break the barrier with some weird stuff like this, especially in a mainstream comic like LOEG. I mean usually its "Blood, guts, icky pieces of brain tissue and massmurder is fine, but dont you DARE DRAW A NIPPLE!!"
  2. Innocent as the little white lamb that I am deep inside, I borrowed the two first series and they were nice. Much better than the film, of course. But then I get to the latter half of Series 2. where the LOEG battle the invaders from mars. And upon those pages I saw things, horrors... that made me regurgitate a small portion of by beverage. I leave you the evidence: Exhibit A. Allan Quatermain and Mina Harker/Murray in - The horrors of significant age differance Exhibit B. Mr. Hyde and The Invisible man in- The anal rape of death Enjoy.
  3. About the origins of "Kancho". What kind of ratbastard psychotic would produce a childrens anime about forcefully poking your fingers up other people's rectums?
  4. Ive mentioned this before but there is a rather delicate problem in the swedish countryside that is forcefully quiteted down, its is complete and utter taboo due to PC-ism. One of my bests friends dad is senior physician of the maternal ward(unsure if thats proper translation) of the regional hospital. Anyway its quite apparent that the bulk of childbirths are from families of the "redneck variety", they get more children than other families and at a very young age. This causing problems of all kinds, most noticeably in the schools. But its a silent law not to talk about it because its associated with nazi doctrine.
  5. The Transfomers vs. tales of the Jedi thread is gone
  6. Well, it was too long to write "various people with mental and physical disabilities ranging from mild cases of downs syndrome to ..other disabilities". And it was hillarious. I guess you must have seen it to understand.
  7. My ex girlfriend was an anarchosyndicalist radical feminist, it was horrible sometimes. I couldnt say anything. Then I met this girl who was just normal but was very "nice". It was also horrid, I went with her on a dinner and there was this band of mentally challenged..aw, retards playing. I was ready to explode with laughter but I couldnt so I had to hold it in for an hour then I had to excuse myself and evacuate because I couldnt take it anymore. As soon as I got outside I burst into a solid 5 minute attack of nonstop hysterical laughter.
  8. Put it there fellow Genesis listener! Fav tracks are "Living Forever" and "Tonight, Tonight" Best album was "Lamb Lays On Broadway" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dont recognize any of those songs. What album am I missing? Ive got: A trick of the tail And then there were three Foxtrot Nursery Cryme Selling england by the pound The Lamb lies down on broadway I tend to dismiss anything that is made after 1979 when prowling for used vinyls
  9. Since Im so damn cool that I dont play D&D, Ill give you the stats in 3rd edition Vampire: The Masquerade Strength 2 Dexterity 3 (I climb house facades when im drunk) Stamina 3 Charisma 3 Manipulation 2 Appearance 3 Perception 1 (severe case of head in the clouds) Intelligence 4 (140 IQ) Wits 3(realtime) 5(forum)
  10. If you use miniatures, its easy to fall into a boardgame way of thinking and killing the RPG feeling. But sometimes you feel like it would be a great idea in soke situations: Player: -I try to sneak closer. GM: -He turns around and stabs you in the face. Player: -WTF?! I was 25 meters away and around the corner!! GM: -I never heard you saying anything about that. Player: -Well, maybe if you pulled your head out of your arse and listened for once in a while!! ..and so forth and so on.
  11. Its insane. The majority of my friends are playing it now, and these people never dreamed of even touching a mmorpgs before. but I will never give in... NEVAHHRR!!!
  12. The problem is that whatever word the use instead, will come to be considered "non-pc" in just a small matter of time because the real issue is in the general public opinion. Todays scientific term may be tomorrows ***-word. Take "Japs" for instance., its just a brevity for "Japanese" and yet its commonly considered offensive. We're experts on being PC in Sweden, we change the term for "immigrant" every 10 years or so. We should all just stop marking specific words and look to the context instead.
  13. Yep, the bold design and voluptous curves of the SNES were deemed to advanced for the fragile minds of US citizens. You instead recieved this ugly, albeit more traditional replacement.
  14. I still get the "wow!" feeling when I see the controller. p.s Is "negroid" a disparaging term?
  15. No Id be like "Time to get busy, angstboy!" and then pwn his frontal lobe with a tire iron. And who are you calling a woman?
  16. Does "halvtreds" mean "half-hundred" ? Its a very odd thing to say.
  17. Who can gaze upon this face and not feel an urge to mash it into a bloody pulp using the nearest blunt device?
  18. I realised that. But the way you from numbers is different from Swedish and English. You dont say "forty-five", you say "five and forty" correct? But what is the correct pronounciation of 50 000 ?
  19. huh? hvad fanden er "halftrestusen"?? Well, I cant be made responsible for your language consisting mainly of unitelligble gibberish :D (the jugoslav mafia boss in "pusher" says that, and the subtitle says "50 000 dkr")
  20. Well, the main fault is thah the story is completely inane and uninteresting. There simply no incentive to make you want to continue playing.
  21. yeah I do the exact same.. but I usually speak with a 'normal' british accent .. I speak danish wonderfully. "Hvorfor aer paprika Steen syk? Hon aer skyldi Mogens halftrestusen." which brings me to issue of why you only have 10 actors that you use in absolutely everything? and is there a danish actor in existence that has never been on "Taxa" ?
  22. I took german for 6 years and I can only shout things like: "bereitmachen f
  23. I was on the train a while ago and this girl in front of me started talking on her cellphone. She spoke english with a very strong snotty brittish accent, and I naturally assumed she was brittish. Then she got another call and behold, she's a Swede speaking in a completely different voice. This disturbed me somewhat. Although I do it too, and even worse than that, since I switch accents every other sentence and unconsciously mimic the particular accent of whoever Im happen to be talking to. Is this a disease born by learning languages via television? Nurbs> I thought you were a frenchie?
  24. But(thankfully) it looks alot more like Aurra Sing. I never could stand the Cathar. ..and my dislike of Juhani has much to do with the fact that her place would initially have been filled by Yuthura Ban, but she was cut along with the Planet Sleheyron. And instead we get this miserable catwoman.
  25. You LIKE to have your package grabbed by young boys and other men?
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