Everything posted by Kaftan Barlast
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The horrors of "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
Innocent as the little white lamb that I am deep inside, I borrowed the two first series and they were nice. Much better than the film, of course. But then I get to the latter half of Series 2. where the LOEG battle the invaders from mars. And upon those pages I saw things, horrors... that made me regurgitate a small portion of by beverage. I leave you the evidence: Exhibit A. Allan Quatermain and Mina Harker/Murray in - The horrors of significant age differance Exhibit B. Mr. Hyde and The Invisible man in- The anal rape of death Enjoy.
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School life in Japan
About the origins of "Kancho". What kind of ratbastard psychotic would produce a childrens anime about forcefully poking your fingers up other people's rectums?
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Talk with foreigner
Ive mentioned this before but there is a rather delicate problem in the swedish countryside that is forcefully quiteted down, its is complete and utter taboo due to PC-ism. One of my bests friends dad is senior physician of the maternal ward(unsure if thats proper translation) of the regional hospital. Anyway its quite apparent that the bulk of childbirths are from families of the "redneck variety", they get more children than other families and at a very young age. This causing problems of all kinds, most noticeably in the schools. But its a silent law not to talk about it because its associated with nazi doctrine.
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Did the board just change?
The Transfomers vs. tales of the Jedi thread is gone
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Talk with foreigner
Well, it was too long to write "various people with mental and physical disabilities ranging from mild cases of downs syndrome to ..other disabilities". And it was hillarious. I guess you must have seen it to understand.
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Talk with foreigner
My ex girlfriend was an anarchosyndicalist radical feminist, it was horrible sometimes. I couldnt say anything. Then I met this girl who was just normal but was very "nice". It was also horrid, I went with her on a dinner and there was this band of mentally challenged..aw, retards playing. I was ready to explode with laughter but I couldnt so I had to hold it in for an hour then I had to excuse myself and evacuate because I couldnt take it anymore. As soon as I got outside I burst into a solid 5 minute attack of nonstop hysterical laughter.
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What music are you listening to right now?
Put it there fellow Genesis listener! Fav tracks are "Living Forever" and "Tonight, Tonight" Best album was "Lamb Lays On Broadway" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dont recognize any of those songs. What album am I missing? Ive got: A trick of the tail And then there were three Foxtrot Nursery Cryme Selling england by the pound The Lamb lies down on broadway I tend to dismiss anything that is made after 1979 when prowling for used vinyls
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What are your Ability Scores?
Since Im so damn cool that I dont play D&D, Ill give you the stats in 3rd edition Vampire: The Masquerade Strength 2 Dexterity 3 (I climb house facades when im drunk) Stamina 3 Charisma 3 Manipulation 2 Appearance 3 Perception 1 (severe case of head in the clouds) Intelligence 4 (140 IQ) Wits 3(realtime) 5(forum)
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Do you use miniatures in your p&p sessions?
If you use miniatures, its easy to fall into a boardgame way of thinking and killing the RPG feeling. But sometimes you feel like it would be a great idea in soke situations: Player: -I try to sneak closer. GM: -He turns around and stabs you in the face. Player: -WTF?! I was 25 meters away and around the corner!! GM: -I never heard you saying anything about that. Player: -Well, maybe if you pulled your head out of your arse and listened for once in a while!! ..and so forth and so on.
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WoW
Its insane. The majority of my friends are playing it now, and these people never dreamed of even touching a mmorpgs before. but I will never give in... NEVAHHRR!!!
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Talk with foreigner
The problem is that whatever word the use instead, will come to be considered "non-pc" in just a small matter of time because the real issue is in the general public opinion. Todays scientific term may be tomorrows ***-word. Take "Japs" for instance., its just a brevity for "Japanese" and yet its commonly considered offensive. We're experts on being PC in Sweden, we change the term for "immigrant" every 10 years or so. We should all just stop marking specific words and look to the context instead.
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Talk with foreigner
Yep, the bold design and voluptous curves of the SNES were deemed to advanced for the fragile minds of US citizens. You instead recieved this ugly, albeit more traditional replacement.
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Talk with foreigner
I still get the "wow!" feeling when I see the controller. p.s Is "negroid" a disparaging term?
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Most hated Star Wars character
No Id be like "Time to get busy, angstboy!" and then pwn his frontal lobe with a tire iron. And who are you calling a woman?
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Talk with foreigner
Does "halvtreds" mean "half-hundred" ? Its a very odd thing to say.
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Most hated Star Wars character
Who can gaze upon this face and not feel an urge to mash it into a bloody pulp using the nearest blunt device?
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Talk with foreigner
I realised that. But the way you from numbers is different from Swedish and English. You dont say "forty-five", you say "five and forty" correct? But what is the correct pronounciation of 50 000 ?
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Talk with foreigner
huh? hvad fanden er "halftrestusen"?? Well, I cant be made responsible for your language consisting mainly of unitelligble gibberish :D (the jugoslav mafia boss in "pusher" says that, and the subtitle says "50 000 dkr")
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Just got Gothic II
Well, the main fault is thah the story is completely inane and uninteresting. There simply no incentive to make you want to continue playing.
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Talk with foreigner
yeah I do the exact same.. but I usually speak with a 'normal' british accent .. I speak danish wonderfully. "Hvorfor aer paprika Steen syk? Hon aer skyldi Mogens halftrestusen." which brings me to issue of why you only have 10 actors that you use in absolutely everything? and is there a danish actor in existence that has never been on "Taxa" ?
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Talk with foreigner
I took german for 6 years and I can only shout things like: "bereitmachen f
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Talk with foreigner
I was on the train a while ago and this girl in front of me started talking on her cellphone. She spoke english with a very strong snotty brittish accent, and I naturally assumed she was brittish. Then she got another call and behold, she's a Swede speaking in a completely different voice. This disturbed me somewhat. Although I do it too, and even worse than that, since I switch accents every other sentence and unconsciously mimic the particular accent of whoever Im happen to be talking to. Is this a disease born by learning languages via television? Nurbs> I thought you were a frenchie?
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Celebrating episode III: Kyla's fanart
But(thankfully) it looks alot more like Aurra Sing. I never could stand the Cathar. ..and my dislike of Juhani has much to do with the fact that her place would initially have been filled by Yuthura Ban, but she was cut along with the Planet Sleheyron. And instead we get this miserable catwoman.
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School life in Japan
You LIKE to have your package grabbed by young boys and other men?
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School life in Japan
I found the part where the kid tried to grab his package, very disturbing. Apparently this is a common thing to do with westerners. I recently saw a certain late night show with a cretain irish host and his guest had experienced the same thing while on a japanese tour.