I guess sometimes the bread lands buttered-side up.
I was just dipping Ruffles with ridges into a plastic saucer filled with hummus, because delicious, and all of sudden post-dip the whole container jumped off the glass desktop, bounced into my lap, slid down my pant leg, and landed on the mat below my monitor right-side up without spilling a single spec of hummus. Maybe there is a god afterall.