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KOTORFanactic

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  1. I will never stop playing it.
  2. No thanks. Wookies are good enough when they are good guys. If they are evil, they might turn on me. Stab me in da back wit der claws at night.
  3. Ill take Guardian + WeaponsMaster = MeUberJedi
  4. Mr.Avellone welcome back. We've missed you. Thank You Mr.Avellone.
  5. Knights of the Console Wars Battle on the Leviathan (aint used exact quotes, developing story as I go, makes it more original.) Bastila - Darth Malak Malak - Hahahahahaha So it is true, I had heard the rumours, but I did not think it was possible. Our Hero - What are you talking about Malak. Malak - What hehehe, you mean you don know. Surely you must have seen the visions, memories bubbling up to the surface. *Vision for our hero* Revan - No, it can't be. Malak - Yes See that you were once Darth Revan, Lord of the XBoxers, and know that I have now taken your place. Revan - Bastila, is this true? Bastila - It's true. I was sent to capture Revan, to capture you. You were badly injured when Malak fired on your ship, and I used the force to preserve your life. Malak - Tell the truth Bastila, you wanted to taste the power of the XBox for yourself. Bastila - NO Malak - Enough talk. *Stasis field on Bastila and Carth*. now Revan, we will face each other, in single combat, master vs apprentice, as it was always meant to be *Skip to Revan caught in stasis field* Bastila - This isnt over Malak. Malak - Your friends do not give up easily revan, you always could inspire loyalty in your gamers. Bastila - FOR THE PC Carth - Bastila NO hes to strong. NOOOO *Door closes* Revan - We have to help her. Carth - Bastila sacrifieced herself so we could find the XBox. If we dont find the last PC memory part, well never find it, and the Republic of PCGamers will be overun by XBox consoles and games. Revan - All Alright fine. *Whispers* Ill kill you Malak. I swear on the Force Feedback, I will kill you.
  6. Knights of the Console Wars Malak - Wipe this pathectic version from the face of the tills Karath - The, the entire PC version Lord Malak, but there are countless innocent PCers down there, not to mention our own men still in the tills Malak - Your predecesor once made the mistake of questioning my orders, Admiral, surely you are not so foolish as to make the same mistake Karath - Of of course not, Lord Malak, but it will take several hours to position our salesmen. Malak - Then I suggest you begin immediately. You are dismissed Admiral.
  7. The New Game Tarkin - ah princess Leia Princess - ah Governor Tarkin, I should have realised you were holding Vader's leash. I recognized your fowl stench when I was brought on board. Tarkin - Charming, to the last. You dont realise how hard I found it, to sign the order to put the PC version back by 2 months. Leia - Im suprised you had the courage to do it yourself. Tarkin - In a way, you have chosen the game, that will be destroyed first. As a test of the Microsofts new battlestation XBox, we have decided to test it on your home PC game of A Tale in the Desert. Leia - No Tale is a peaceful game we have no weapons, you cant possibly... Tarkin - YOU WANT ANOTHER TARGET A MILITARY THEN NAME THE SYSTEM. I grow tired of asking this, so this shall be the last, where is the PC base. Leia - Homeworld. They are Homeworld. Tarkin - These you see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation, you may fire when ready. Leia - WHAT!?!?!?! Tarkin - Youre far to trusting. Homeworld is far to remote to make an effective demonstration, but dont worry, we will deal with your PC friends soon enough. Leia - No. *BOOM* Millenium Falcon Luke - Obi Wan what is it? Obi Wan - I felt a great disturbance in the force feedback. It was as if a million gamers threw there control pads down in disgust, and were suddenly silenced.
  8. Some B A E Utiful screens
  9. Yet again I must say Thx Mr.Avellone. More! Must have More!
  10. Nah. There are plenty of places for KOTOR fanfiction. One such example is KOTORfanfic.com (Soon to be my homepage.) So no fanfic sections in these forums.
  11. Suprisingly enough, that is the PCZone article from the magazine i wrote up earlier this month on this forum. Still good find. Least new screenshots a well.
  12. So how many more times will I need to say "Thx Mr.Avellone." Anyway "Thx Mr.Avellone."
  13. No. i think a cameo appearance is possible, and wanted by most, but I doubt he ever becomes a party member.
  14. One brilliant pic. How the Hell do people keep multi posting? Damn good read. 3 pages of new screenshots, and new movies. *drools* *drowns in own drool* Good find.
  15. i dont get how or why people keep multi posting. Never Mind. Good find. Simply proves how good KOTOR2 will be. You forgot to mention brand new screenshots. 3 pages of brand new screenshots. *Begins drooling* *Gurgling* *Drowns in own drool* This is one pic I absolutely love.
  16. Good theory, and it all makes sense. Only problem I can see is lazy Bioware just stuffing those droids into that part cus they couldnt or wouldnt make a new droid type, but that is very very unlikely. Very good theory
  17. Drunk Star Wars Vader - Yoush dont knowen da poweeer of da Drunk Side Yoda - Much Alcohol I sense in you Luke - You kill ed my fasher Vader - Noone Luke. I am ur fasher, or was it Uncle? Emperor - You want dish, dont you. The pukeis swe lling in you now. Throw up, I em defenceleash. Drown me in alloya puke, and youah vourney towards da Dark Side will be completeses. Bastila - Another vision... LS Revan - aasshs shuts upen will ya Bastila - But... LS Revan - Stay... away... from my... wife. Malak - Wipe this pathe ctic plnet from da fac e oda laxative *THROWS UP*
  18. I like the idea of level 30 as a cap. It allows more skills, but doesn't make you so powerful as to make you practically invincible. I hope 30 is the level cap. I think that is the logical choice for a level cap.
  19. Played KOTOR at least 14+ (soon 2 be 15+) times. That is 1 source of sustinance for me. My other source is in here. Still, if I do not get it in Feb for PC, I will go crazy and kill all of you since i will be crazy. Hehe. ChopChop Hehe. Perhaps, you'll enjoy getting cut up. Hehe.
  20. We do not know the age of Atris, or Nihilus for that matter. So though possible, it could also be other way round. Atris could have been Nihilus apprentice before Nihilus fell. Most likely the answer will be revealed in the game.
  21. I think Hades One whines for the sake of whining. All he seems to see is What he thinks is wrong in KOTOR or What he doesn't like about KOTOR
  22. Imperial Stormtrooper Interveiw When I first joined the Empire, I thought it would all be guns and glory. You know killing Rebels, innocent people, you know, that kinda stuff. Instead, I was assigned to the Empire's most powerful weapon, the Death Star, which was an honur in itself. I got to meet Vader. But then, i discovered how boring it was. I always get people phoning up about, how there computers wont work, then they discover they never plugged it in. Or, they go on about can't finding the any key. I class these people under the I D 10 T error. *Interveiwer* "I D 10 T? What is that exactly?" *Writes it out on white board* IDIOT Once, I got a guy who didnt remember his identity number. Said somert bout a weapons malfunction. I mean, you use those things every GODDAMN DAY to log into your computer, and yet he cant remember it then. I mean c'mon, I wouldn't be suprised if this guy got put into a star destroyer engine. *George Lucas phones* Hi, I got people trying to leak the Episode 3 script, and I need you to protect it. *CHING CHING* Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure Mr.Lucas. Just send me a copy and I'l get right on it. *newspaper headline* EPISODE 3 SCRIPT LEAKED *Guy in background* Excuse me, Steven Speilberg just phoned about that job application you sent. Oh, I'll be riiiiiiiiiiight back.
  23. Yet more info from Chris Avellone. Thx. Keep it coming. PC=Jedi Mira=Merc HK=Assasin (For me) One hell of a combination
  24. His could be obscured by a hood. Much like Kreia's is.
  25. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice This is brand new Good find. (even though I am PC gamer, this is more a universal preveiw) Damn good find.
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