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Happy! just got cancelled by SYFY. Boo, hiss!

It's all that fancy alien technology they use behind the scenes.

Just watched the U.S. team knock off favored France, 3-2 in the Men's U20 World Cup in Poland. It wasn't really a fluke either; both sides produced some decent chances. Maybe France got a little tired toward the end? Anyway, U.S. takes on Ecuador Saturday in the round of eight.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

No hooligans in sight... apparently. Of course it probably helped that the Madrid bars all closed before the game and there was a small army of ~4,700 Spanish police around the stadium.

Phone games.

Love it when the Troll heads overseas and we get a mini-vacation from the bile. He should spend more time over there; maybe work on his short game.

Guess they needed a PoC actor with a Ukrainian accent to check all the PC boxes? Must be plenty of those around.

Paul McCarthy's Santa Claus Colloquially known as the "Butt plug Gnome", this is a piece of art in the city of Rotterdam.

Dang. Looks like it is going to be difficult to watch the 2019 Copa America in the US this summer. I can either watch the spanish-language version on Telemundo Deportes or pay extra for the streaming version on ESPN+. Gooooooooaaaaaallllll....

Yes, we're living in the alternative reality computer simulation where Trump becomes President. They want to find out what would have happened.

US Department of Energy is now referring to fossil fuels as “freedom gas” A new term for passing gas.

They've been promoting an upcoming series on Starz called "Rook" about people with paranormal abilities. Apparently it's based on a novel by Daniel O'Malley. The only cast member I recognize is Olivia Munn. The series premiers on June 30. Not sure how good it will be. The book was apparently decently received. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rook_(novel)

I've learned to enjoy Trump's overseas trips. While he's busy having his ego stroked by foreign dignitaries, the national news almost returns to normal again. I.e. there's less hate to report.

An optical illusion that will zigzag your brain

WHO recognises 'burn-out' as medical condition Are they going to start medicating us now?

Does anybody find it ironic that Trump is initiating a witch hunt to find some supposed government pre-election plot against him, all while revealing possibly millions of state secrets to the US's rivals? I simultaneously find it hilarious and alarming. “the greatest witch hunt in American history,” D. Trump President Trump said he “declassified potentially millions of pages of documents”

Realistic Hybrid Animals Made From Digitally Manipulated Photos