Sargallath Abraxium

...'cordin' ta Fionavar, Krackhead was banned fer blockin' "contact by Admin"; whate'er that means...bad Krackhead; bad... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...a floatin' skull wit' a bad attitude that uses the lightsabre wit' his teeth...let's call him "Mortey"... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...toilet...s***ter...throne o' the Grand Duke...it's all good, lad... :D ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...the Tarrasque fight...jus' try an' kill that freaky gnome wit' the airship an' see what happens... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...ya think the Liberals'll do it any different??...hell, Chretien didna 'ave a great relationship wit' ol' Howdy Doody Bush, but he still kept the production line goin' that Mulroney started...one o' Martin's first plays as PM was ta try an' jump the Liberals back inta the sack wit' the US right away...either way the vote goes, we're screwed, lad; plain an' simple... :angry: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...ladies an' gentlemen; exhibit A... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...remember this in 5 years when ya wants clean water...or timber...or real beer... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...e'er hear o' Peter's father, the "Honourable" Elmer MacKay???...Peter's a saint compared to him...'course, Elmer was a good MP fer 'round these parts, in most aspects, anyways...Peter's jus' carryin' on a long line o' dishonesty fer personal profit... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I's prolly gonna waste me vote (again) an' vote NDP, e'en though methinks Jack Layton be a complete maroon...I wouldna trust Martin as far as I could toss the corrupt S.O.B. an' Harper reminds me too much o' Brian Mulroney ta trust him e'en that much...funny thing be that me mother an' our local Conservative MP (an' one-time leader o' the Progressive Conservative Party) Peter MacKay be friends an' he's a fine lad; I jus' couldna bring meself ta vote fer them wit' Harper as theys leader...MacKay was a putz not runnin' fer the leadership, IMO... :angry: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...watchin' Moose try ta order a beer, 3 sheets ta the wind already, in separatist Quebec was quite a sight, I's'll tell ya... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...e'er actually been there, dwarf???...go ta a few ol' fishin' villages (Moose was from Gricket (sp?)); some o' theys make me typin' 'ere look like perfect English... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...bad Scottish accent, eh???...yer close, lad...OK; I's'll "spill the beans" a wee bit on where's I gits it: ...when I was in the military, me best friend was a lad by the name o' Chad "Moose" Hedderson from the grand Isle o' Newfoundland...now, y'all may 'ave a hard time believin' this, but I's'll be damned if'n ol' Moose didna talk jus' like this...ask any Kanadian whose had the pleasure o' takin' a trip ta "The Rock" an' theys'll tell ya that Newfie-ese ain't the easiest dialect ta translate, an' Moose's particular accent was e'en more poluted than most... ...there; now ya's knows... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...Kobe's a great player; the best all-'round player the Lakers 'ave had since Magic Johnson...but he ain't Shaq...noone in the NBA since Wilt Chamberlain could completely dominate any given game like Shaq can (no, not e'en Michael Jordan)...LA's first option e'ery damn time down the floor should be ta dump it inside ta Shaq; but it ain't, fer some stunned-ass reason...Kobe's gotta go... :angry: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...where did the pretty duckies go???... ...it makes Sargy cry... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...two words: Bruce Campbell ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...'bout damn time someone mentioned this...I, meself, was volun-told fer one such conflict that had absolutely nuthin' ta do wit' me own Country an had alot ta do wit' US politics...Canadian lads & lasses 'ave been fightin' an' dyin' fer our Friends since Canada became a Country in 1867, yet ne'er askin' fer e'en a simple "Thank You"...glad ta see at least a few still 'member that... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

:D ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...ah, ta 'ave me ol' crew together again fer an ol'-time PnP session...good times...responsibilities suck... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I sees ya lookin', krazi...dunna git any ideas... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...damn, I wishes I could remember which paper this story was in; anyways, 'ere goes: ...one o' the deep-fry kiddies at a KFC was fired (an' sued, IIRC)...seems he was a bit lonely an' decided that, on his nightshifts, he'd throw a li'l pickle-tickle inta one o' the industrial-sized lard boxes...gives new meanin' ta the phrase "tastes like chicken", eh???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

ROTFLMAO ...fer Unca Sargy: "Your code name for this mission will be Innebriated Anaconda" ...damn, this test really does know me well... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

"Your code name for this mission will be Luscious Python" ...now, ain't that different; the future Missus says the same thing... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

I believe he currently resides at 644 Lakeshore Dr Unit 36, North Bay, Ontario, Canada. You'll probably have to wait in line. ...hehehe...defintitely worth one o' the gully dwarf's LOLLIPOPs...hehehe... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...yea; then ye's can try an' turn him inta nutless wonders jus' like ye two... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...that's gotta hurt, eh???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...