Sargallath Abraxium

...damn, I wishes I could remember which paper this story was in; anyways, 'ere goes: ...one o' the deep-fry kiddies at a KFC was fired (an' sued, IIRC)...seems he was a bit lonely an' decided that, on his nightshifts, he'd throw a li'l pickle-tickle inta one o' the industrial-sized lard boxes...gives new meanin' ta the phrase "tastes like chicken", eh???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

ROTFLMAO ...fer Unca Sargy: "Your code name for this mission will be Innebriated Anaconda" ...damn, this test really does know me well... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

"Your code name for this mission will be Luscious Python" ...now, ain't that different; the future Missus says the same thing... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

I believe he currently resides at 644 Lakeshore Dr Unit 36, North Bay, Ontario, Canada. You'll probably have to wait in line. ...hehehe...defintitely worth one o' the gully dwarf's LOLLIPOPs...hehehe... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...yea; then ye's can try an' turn him inta nutless wonders jus' like ye two... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...that's gotta hurt, eh???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...now ye can git that self-inflatin' Blow-Up Betty ye was savin' up fer...yay... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...ye wounds me deeply, Eldar...ye dunna see me makin' fun o' the fact that ye got yer name from dirt-eatin', tree-huggin' puswa elves, does ya???...unluved, I is... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...but ye jus' did...denial ain't gonna help it none... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...we'd all be lifers, lad...the sooner ye admits it the better... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...Vo's an until now unknown hybrid...half-pansy, half-nancy-boy... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

ROTFLMAO!!! ...Shadowstrider jus' got his arse punked by Volourn; wait'll I tells the other kids at school... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...I's'll bring the beer, lad...yer in charge o' the weaponry... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...many "Darth's" there be, but there be only one: DARK HELMET ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...or send a few special packages...not that I condones that sort o' thing or nuthin'... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Gorth: The Coconut Connection The action of IWD/HOW begins with the return of Icasaracht who as a dragon, must have dropped a coconut as she rose from the depths of Lac Dinneshire and flew up north. This coconut that Icasaracht dropped was from a sparrow that she killed with the help of her mate (a hard fought battle indeed). Meanwhile the rivals Yxunomei and Belhifet were fighting for the control of the coconut trade. Well the fight got too heavy, so the fiends threw them out of the abyss to carry on their fighting elsewhere (Spine of the World). Well it ended up that Belhifet found the legendary item Crenshinibon. Thanks to Crenshinibon, Belhifet found the sacred coconut in the bottom of Lac Dinneshire, which was dropped by Icasaracht, after the legendary Aihonen killed her. He enlisted the services of a trader named Pomab who shipped coconuts from the warm climate of Calimshan to the Dale. Belhifet soon allowed one of his lieutenants to be turned into a coconut cracker (Saablic Tan as the Umber Hulk). As word of the coconut smorgasbord spread the Frost Giants and other creatures of cold swarmed to Belhifets' side in hopes of sampling the foreign fruit. While further north the barbarians fell into a coconut-envying rage, with the revival of Icasaracht, whom you helped free. Meanwhile, in an effort to protect the Ten Towns, a displaced gnome by the name of Oswald Fiddlebender experimented with the lost art of bovine warfare. A virgin's fascination with coconuts is well known so it was not long before the maiden Ilmadia found herself aligned with Belhifet as well. However, Ilmadia's true quest was to eliminate a drow city. Why, because a drow named Nym that hailed from that city and was known to consort with sparrows. It is a well-known fact that coconut-bearing sparrows have undone many virgins. Meanwhile Yxunomei gained control of Dragon

...hehehe...it be nice ta be forgotten...no hitlists ta worry 'bout... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...yes, but ye must remember that said swallows secretely be the agents o' the Evil BillGatesinator an' the Easthaven Squirrel Posse, thus givin' them super STR... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...Coffee-Maker...accordin' ta Jessica U., 'twas a full-time job at BIS... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

They could be carried. By a swallow ? Yeah right ...across Lac Dinneshire???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...depends on the situation...if'n it was fer a beer an' "shootin' the shyte", then there be a few I'd raise me glass wit'; Krackhead, the Ol' Dwarf (Howling1), Perky (Damien Foletto), MCA (I's'd drive him nuts wit' PS:T Q's), etc (pretty much anyone an' e'eryone I's enjoyed shootin' the shyte wit' on Boards the last 3 1/2 years or so)...an' if'n it was a "surprise" visit, it'd definitely be Grommy...I's'd 'ave a nice wrapped, tickin' Taliban-style gift fer him 'afore I left an' e'erythin'... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...ummm; ye has more posts 'ere than I does, lad...I understands that ya misses me, but try ta control yer emotions... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...try like 30,000+, ol' dwarf...sad, ain't it...we's the long-forgotten artifacts o' BIS Past...jus' means that we's stubborn that we's all still 'round, I guesses... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...ya know; if'n 'twas me that started this topic, it'd be axed by now... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...but if'n I did that, then what would all ye snivellin' meatpuppets complain 'bout???... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...