Sargallath Abraxium

...ye knows as well as I, an' a few others that still be kickin' 'round from the ol' Isle days that there be no "version" in what I says, jus', as ye now likes ta say, the truth...ye once were one o' us; the few, the proud, the Islanders...ye was e'en banned fer it; twice (the second at yer own request)...nuthin' ta be ashamed of (quite a few o' us ate bannage back then at least once), but ye went all apologetic & soft so's they'd let ya back after almost a freakin' year...ye not 'member that, Vo???...I does...yer now nigh but a sad shell o' that lad; yer nose soo far up the collective BIOarse that it be hard ta discern where ye stops an' they begins...p'rhaps it be time ta alter yer ol' callin' card: GO BIOweenia GO <_< EDIT: an' fer all the sensitive types out there who find this li'l diversion o' topic heinous; back on topic: Screw the "Light Side" ...there, now e'eryone's happy... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...aye, lad...Volourn was not always the pansy BIOweenian brown-nose he is now...once upon a time, the words "GO DWARVES GO held with them the War Cry of the oppressed, the long lamented shouts o' Spam...sadly, as wit' the Klown, it seems the poor gully dwarf let his genitalia fall by the wayside long ago..."Parting is such sweet sorrow" an' all that... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...great...next, Volourn'll become a Mod an' the Klown will be named Overseer... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...revamped revamps, great...I's imagines Lucas'll wanna add Jar Jar ta the "originals"...or maybe replace Mark Hamill wit' Justin Timberlake...:puke: <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...who wouldna appreciate a kiss from ANNAH...mmmmm... ~drools~ ...ah, sorry...got distracted... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...ya jus' gained a -4 ta yer Dumbass save, btw... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...there be a pic o' me wit' the BIS POST MORTUM in me sig, if'n anyone ain't had a look at me giant caterpillar eyebrows... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

" Frogs Rule! " - Volourn Honourblade Ribbit! ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...what, ya dunna trust me, lass???...maybe I's changin' me ways, maybe I's turnin' o'er a new leaf...maybe... ...then again, maybe not... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...better than been a whipped "Yes Man"...I dunna like sphincter-peanuts on my nose... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...jus' what the world needs; yet another bastardization o' RE...e'er notice that after the first one (which was freakin' brilliant), they jus' kept gettin' worse an' worse, yet theys jus' kept makin' more an' more???... :angry: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!... Stop talking like that ...stop followin' me 'round...freak... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...jus' what the world needs; yet another bastardization o' RE...e'er notice that after the first one (which was freakin' brilliant), they jus' kept gettin' worse an' worse, yet theys jus' kept makin' more an' more???... :angry: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Sigh... The original Tombraider on a new engine wouldn't really be that bad a thing. It su**s having to run it on glide emulators. Curse 3Dfx for that awful proprietary interface thingy... However, odds for Tombraider being developed by Obsidian are probably bad. Doesn't Core exist still ? ...bad idea takin' things seriously now, lad...fact is, I shoulda known this'd degenerate inta Showtime at the Apollo; most threads I starts (or e'en posts in, fer that matter) does...when ya posts the way I does, few, if'n any, takes ya seriously...'tis the circle o' Life 'round 'ere...more's the pity... :angry: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I will find you... :angry: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...so, after yer all done wit' this li'l scrap from the BIOweenian Dinner Table, what's next???...an' if'n any o' ya's be e'en thinkin' o' NEVERWORKIN'RIGHT 2, think again... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I'd like it ta be a D&D game wit' the amazin' writin' o' PS:T an' the wicked combat o' IWD/HoW...so there... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...we should all wish a Happy Birthday to Shadowstrider... ...but I dunna like 'im e'en a li'l, so's I won't... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...funny...I asks Missy ta delete me account an', lo' an' behold, a few days later the whole site falls ta ashes...coincidence???...methinks not...I expects me apology forthcomin'... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Wow, now I really do feel like a thirty-something with bleak prospects. Really, I have to say that it sure beat the three years I spent on Guam. ugh. People, I remember the 1964 Olympics... ...B.C.???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...jus' needed ta reiterate me point... ...burn INEPTPLAY, BURN!!!

...hehehe...I's willin' ta be dollars ta donuts that ye'd git unretired real quick if'n ya was asked ta QA "Jeffy" or "Van Buren", eh ol' dwarf?!?!...hehehe...jus' think o' it, lad; Josh's dream DnD game would be yers first...hehehe... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...Another Planescape game would be jawesome, but it ain't gonna happen... ...ta 'ave Jeffy back on track would make me smile; so they dunna e'er wanna do that... ...an' plus, IT IS KotOR 2, so why e'en bother ta place yer wishlist now... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Sometimes. and sometimes it is red, and others it is a nice rainbow color. ...ye've been doin' some strange things wit' it, then... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...jus' so's ya feels yer closure: Ajantis: turned inta stew meat in Windspear Hills. Branwen: Got knocked up, opened the first Pay & Pray in Waterdeep. Coran: Survived Safana's treachery, so I jus' killed his sorry arse. Dynaheir: Irenicus was inta necrofelia, so figure it out. Edwin: Disappeared; Edwina, on the other hand, sucks a mean...ummm, ne'ermind. Eldoth: who knows, who cares. Faldorn: Got biatchslapped by Jaheira in the Druid Grove. Garrick: Again, who knows, who cares. Imoen: She turned all Slayer on me, so's I ended her pain on the Throne o' Bullshyte. Jaheira: Found out she really was a mean ol' dyke biatch, joined the LPGA. Kagain: Changed his name to Korgan. Khalid: Although it looked as if Irenicus did him in, really swallowed his own tongue while whining for his life. Kivan: Traded his bow for a blow-up Imoen doll; hasn't been seen since. Minsc: Somewhere in the forests of Tethyr, throwing nuts to squirrels. Montaron: Xar's biatch in the AfterLife. Quayle: Still with the Circus, teaching Illusionist Magic to the elephants. Safana: Wolfwere appetiser. Shar-Teel: Met up with Jaheira on the 17th hole in Pebble Beach, the two are very happy together. Skie: Keeps in touch with Shar-Teel (she's very bendy, after all) Tiax: Survived Spellhold; starts his Rule of All tommorrow...maybe the next day. Viconia: Lolth's biatch in the AfterLife. Xan: Does anyone really care? Xzar: Damn Harpers! Yeslick: Still looking for Kagain... ...happy???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...