Sargallath Abraxium

...no, ya didna...dunna lie, Unca Feargie; it doesna suit ya since ya left the INEPTPLAY family...unless ya really wants ta be a BIOweenian... ...oh, an' WHERE'S JESSICA???...ya was s'posed ta git her back!!!... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...why does I all o' a sudden I feel like hummin' "Shiny Happy People"???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...no, it doesna... <_< ...I can think o' a few things that does, though; howe'er this be a family Msg Board, so I's'll bite me tongue...fer now... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...e'er hear "Crazy Nights" by KISS, ol' dwarf???...hehehe... WE WILL RISE AGAIN!! ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...'sparrin' matches' be few an' far 'tween these days, lad...theys frowned upon now...the more ya posts, the more ye'll see the ol' ways be dyin'...we's now a part o' the kinder, gentler Message Board era...more's the pity... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I blame BIOweenia fer this... :angry: ...o' course, I blames BIOweenia fer most things... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...or at least procreation wit' someone other than a relative / family pet... <_< ...WHOL UVS YA, BABY!!...

...when will the meatpuppet teenybopper madness end???... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Why, BIO, Why? :angry: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...an' this, boys an' girls, be what happens when siblings reproduce... ~ cue "Dueling Banjos" ~ ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...heya, lad...INEPTPLAY be on the way out; this be where the ol' Islanders that be left "hang" (well, 'ere an' Missy's)...nice ta see another ol' face in the crowd...there ain't be too many o' us left, more's the pity... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...yea, but Volourn lives anyways... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...look up Volourn's dress lately???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Lets not call names. I am trying to keep the mockery as friendly as possible. Besides, you love me, you said so yourself. ...no, I said this...although I only uses "meeatpuppet" as a term o' endearment...honest, hun... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...'ere we goes again... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I ain't married yet, meatpuppet...an' jus' cuz e'en yer own hands turn ye down, no need ta be jealous that I's gittin' some... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...an' that means what, exactly???...that ye raced us 'ere???...yay fer yer team...'ere's a cookie... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

LOL ...yea, as soon as ye crosses the border, no matter where, peoples suddenly loses theys ability ta say "about" an' we all says "eh" at the end o' our sentences...e'ery one... "It's Howdy Doody Time, It's Howdy Doody Time..." ...no wonder yer schools does soo piss-poor when compared ta the rest o' the World...:shakeshead: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...an' I dunna say "aboot", but since stereotypin' seems the word o' the day, kinda hypocritical fer ye ta call foul now, eh??... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Darren Monahan. LOL! ...pity Sawyer didna work fer ya's...I's'd luv ta see a "teeny goat" wieldin' a lightsaber an' jumpin' 'round like Yoda did in Episode II...mebbe a idea fer an Easter egg, eh??... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

It would involve "aboot" and "eh?" at the end of the sentence. As we all know, canadians are ruled out of positions of royalty by the "oot and aboot" policy, which is internationally revered. ...this be comin' from one o' the folks who elected Howdy Doody as theys leader... ...WHO LUVS YA, EH!!...

...where'd be the fun in that???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...ye ain't e'en tryin' anymore, is ya, Krackhead???...a sad day, this be... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...with or without an on/off switch???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I'd really rather not...I'd ask ye fer the sake o' all Humanity ne'er ta breed, but somehow I canna e'er imagine that'll be a problem... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...