Kite.
Live-action based on the anime , your standard low budget dystopian run-down bleak future city full of corrupt cops and child trafficking gangs. A teenage girl wreaking vengeance for the death of her police parents on the mysterious crime figure known as the Emir. Samuel L Jackson taking a turn as her father's former partner who has been helping her.
Eh, not too bad, not too great. You kind of expect one of the twists, there aren't that many action sequences so much as sudden moments she kills people by surprise.
Also, I will admit to having caught the film Live Nude Girls on the background the other night.
An incredibly cheesy comedy set in the 80's about a washed up finance guy who suddenly inherits a strip club in LA from his uncle, only to find that it's gone from it's glory days in the 60's and 70's to a washed up dingy joint by '85. So he has to struggle with the battle against bankruptcy, sleazeball customers, and out of control strippers. Along the way he manages to accidentally invent the art of the pole dance and lap dance. It actually pretty much follows all the clichéd points of a classic sports movie, just with strippers instead of baseball.
Most of it was pretty bad, but it had a few lines that just had to be quoted.
"So give me an overview of the situation."
"Well, it's like the Titanic. After it's hit the iceberg. If everything was on fire. And the water was full of exploding sharks. And everybody has leukemia."
".... Right. So not going well then?"
"Hey, that's my coffee!"
"I need it more."
"Really?"
"Were you up all night till 45 minutes ago having sex with three drag queens and a rather confused rodeo cowboy? No? Right, now give me the damn coffee!"