That could all belong to his father.
"Customer service? Hello, my name is Mr Montgomery, you have suspended my forum and ingame account because of a post my son made on your forums while I was on the toilet."
I'm not sure anyone (or at least not many) are arguing that he should be incapable of being unbanned. But their reason for the ban itself was understandable.
An argument for appeal strikes me as neither here nor there.
Sure. Must not be one of the more famous memes either, I at least never heard it before.