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Apparently Bio plans to make ME 3 combat more RPG-ish.

I remember being excited for the game way back when it was announced and disappointed when I heard it was canceled. It's cool to actually see it in action. Thanks for the link I agree. Looks pretty solid, I wonder why it was cancelled? The people at the top got paranoid that the game will somehow bomb.

The new generation has to hear it too!

Yes, it is definitely effective at that. Until the second buyer downloads a crack that is.

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, "What do you want?" The bartender replies, "First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food." The panda bear turns around and says, "Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!" The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: "Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it's stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

That's a bad thing, right? I wouldn't know.

He melts into **** chocolate.

We're forumites, we have to post about something.

Tim Burton's secret formula

Crap, the word is out. At least they don't know that you're a vampire ye-..oops.

Yep, Noble Peace Prize. Or maybe Nordic Pebble Pushing, but.. no, just no.

I always thought science boy, diplomacy boy etc were kinda cute names, but Sneaky MacThorton, Punchy von Thorton and Sociopathorton take the cake. BTW, Sannom linked to the second page, in case someone didn't notice.

Hey, you're right!Women for NPP! Women for NPP!

Feminists would go crazy.Misonogists would boycott. War would erupt.

Maybe he watched some of the more bored playtesters messing around.

Tali's conversation in ME 1 implies the anti-AI laws were already in place before the Geth uprising. BTW, imagine the first humans serving/living on alien installations, constantly slipping and saying AI instead of VI, scaring the crap out everyone present. "Sims 27 is finally out, check out the improved AI! -AI?! *faints* -Did I say something wrong?"

Shera Jutt, the first Pakistanian game evar!

About that : I'm not the only one who thinks that the guy falling to his death is not directly after the throat-chop, right? His position isn't right for the transition... Some previews mention that a chat with the guy was possibly cut too.

http://hothardware.com/News/Internet-Gets-...-Have-A-Chance/

http://www.predators-movie.com/

Shrek Forever trailer Dunno how the end product will look like, but this trailer is better than the whole of Shrek 3.

IMO it's funnier if she catches (or rather, she doesn't) the falling Sheppy at the end.

These next 2,5 months will be excrutiating(ly awesome) it seems.

The reticule is based off of how much skill you have in the gun. For example, as you level up in pistols your reticule will shrink till you have pretty much pinpoint accuracy. Not 100% sure, but most of the complaints I read were about the aestethic of the reticule, not it's MO. That's how I understood them at least.