HoonDing

Jade Empire scores high marks with me for having an ending where the Bad Guy wins... which doesn't happen enough in games.

What tactics? Hiding behind a conveniently placed crate, letting Miranda spam overload/warp & pulling out the sniper rifle/missile launcher once the enemy's defenses are down is the win at all times.

I feel as if 90% of my playtime so far has consisted of either chatting up weirdos or scanning planets. The combat missions are way too short, even for me who sucks at anything even remotely related to shooters. Recruiting Jack took 15 minutes, Zaeed's mission, while awesome, was about the same length.

Speaking of Asari, why is that Omega chick purple? Did her mother 'melt' with a Hanar?

So, what happens if the Normandy runs out of fuel the between two star systems? Call Intergalactic 911? And on another note, where the heck is Zaeed inside the Normandy? Spent half an hour looking for him, to no avail...

Is his last name Svensson?

The Soldier's Adrenaline Rush power is ridiculously overpowered. It has only a 3 second cooldown, & combined with a sniper rifle it turns the game into Duck Hunt. The only difficulties I've been having so far are with those overgrown mechs. On another note, I salute all people who managed to find all 20 dog tags in that Normandy DLC. Most tedious mission, ever.

At this point I'm not even sure whether I'll get the expansion. I saw a character trailer the other day and I found it to be pretty embarassing.

Concerning Garrus:

The planet scanning mini-game is hilariously obscene. Shooting tiny probes at a huge globe... very subtle, indeed. At least it could've been made more entertaining by adding the voice-over from Look who's talking.

At least it has a beginning and an ending. Unlike Dreamfall...

Fahrenheit was good until the word "chroma" was mentioned.

Best dialogue so far: "Yo Shepard, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Frankenstein is the best resurrection of all time!!" - Jacob, upon first meeting him. Apart from that, the lad seems pretty boring.

At least a shower scene is already confirmed.

The least they could have done, was giving him a different voice. Really, with the technological prowess Cerberus seems to possess, they could've simply scraped some DNA off the surface of whichever planet Shepard crash-landed on, and built an army of mind-controlled Shepard clones. Instead of rebuilding just one lowly person that gets killed in 10 seconds when standing out in the open, like everyone else.

The question is... will there be A.I.s?

I think China should now deliver some arms to Cuba. New Cold War FTW.

Kanye, is that you?

Blood dragon & Collector armour stinks since it's not possible to take off the helmet. Total waste of DLCs. I want to see Shepard's sneers when she's collar-grabbing & head-butting half the galaxy.

It's just about one of the best games you will ever play. Which is largely depending on whether the blue chick (Delphi?) is topless or not.

Mirabelle. And wasn't that Sir Fogglebottom or whatever he was called voiced by John Cleese? Anyway, I like the game. Though the combat was pretty trivial with Jade Golem or Storm Dragon/Paralyzing Palm.

I actually ran into a clipping error first time on the Normandy. Shepard bumped into some ensign & somehow she got stuck mid-air into a console. It forced me to reload.

NUTS!

I finally got around to playing after importing a level 59 Soldier. I don't know whether that Collector's assault rifle is overpowered, but I've been ripping through enemies so far. And I suck at shooters. Party AI also seems decent. Many times they automatically run & take cover without me having to hold their hands. Performance also is great, constant 60 FPS & loading times of 5 seconds at most. Looks like for once I'm lucky with a BioWare game.