HoonDing

If only their music wasn't ****

So here's what I bought - QTE Raider - Chains of Sephiroth - Bully Still thinking about - Game of Thrones - Xeno Clash 2 - Saint's Row 2

Every woman is attractive with the lights out, provided she fits through the bedroom door.

To think 9-year-old Lara of old survived alone in Nepal after a plane crash.

You are confusing it with Twitcher 3.

Get real, man

Too many Asian girls perform facial surgery to get that hideous doll like look.

734 xp

Maybe you failed the QTE to make the goon appear.

I don't think I've ever used Slow Time shout in Skyrim.

I reached kill screen in Donkey Kong when I was 8. Who cares about crappy arrpeegee.

Keeping it video game related.

And upon White Americans, at that.

Rather than ripping off Uncharted, it would have been better to rip off the Assassin's Creed 2+ games. Those games have some pretty good platforming and puzzle solving across various historical sites. And combat was mostly stealth based rather than gung-ho action. The older Tomb Raider games were kind of nonsensical in this regard, e.g. fighting Roman zombies in the Colosseum.

The real controversy should be inducing kids to eat Cheerios.

Austrians are the Americans of Europe?

Angel of Darkness actually has some brilliant Paris levels. It turns bad in Prague when that stupid sidekick shows up. The game flopped because it was unplayable at launch, and had even more clunky controls than the previous Tomb Raiders. Still, I rate it higher than any of the Crystal Dynamics vehicles (Anniversary doesn't count since it's a remake).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoGxA48HQ1g

Maybe I'll bang Gat instead of Kinzie.

It's always somebody else's fault.

Dawnguard's writing is terrible, but at least you get an awesome companion and a few cool new areas.